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Welcome to Descant, a podcast with two highly distracted, somewhat funny guys who talk about whatever comes to mind but never finish a single story. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Eli Benjamin

  • Jul 11, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
  • 38 EPISODES


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Descant #35: Now with Facecam! (On YouTube)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 57:54


This week, in episode #35, Noah and Eli do their first episode with Facecam! So, if you've ever wondered what the beloved Descant boys look like, head on over to our YouTube channel for episode #35. Today, they talk about their new setup, old setup, upcoming projects, and plans for the future of the podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #34.3: A Beautiful Trilogy

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 8:24


Today on Descant, the boys give an explanation as to what happened to episode #34, and Eli finally remembers what pizza customer means! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #34.2: The Infamous Half-Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 51:44


Welcome to Descant, in this episode Eli talks to himself for 50 minutes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #34.1: A Problem at Descant Inc.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 2:09


Welcome to Descant... Or not? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #33: The Pizza Box Scandal

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2020 82:23


This week, in episode #33, Noah and Eli are joined once again by their friend Daulton. The trio of dudes create their own tier lists of restaurants and tell a couple of old stories. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #32: Half a Stack of Episodes!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 61:03


This week, in episode #32, Noah and Eli celebrate their 32nd episode of the podcast by talking about, you guessed it, Minecraft. They also talk about various YouTubers and some of their endeavors, gamer girl bath water, and what they would sell if they had a merch store. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #31: What Does Pizza Customer Mean?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 59:15


This week, in episode #31, Noah and Eli are joined by their friend Daylee. They talk about things, such as Starbucks, Avatar and Korra, the infamous class of 2020, summer, and poop. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #30: Left Twix

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2020 76:05


This week, in episode #30, Noah and Eli discuss a few podcasts they listen to, video game speed runs, Pokémon, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #29: No Flags, Please...

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 58:15


This week, in episode #29, Noah and Eli have their good friend Jacob on the podcast, and there's an impromptu surprise guest for a few minutes. They discuss the Pokémon logo, Noah's hatred of flags, George Floyd protests, Mr. Beast videos, and Guy Fieri. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #28: No Politics, Please...

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 52:49


This week, in episode #28, Noah and Eli have an old fashioned Q&A. They talk about a few shows they grew up watching, they talk about fears and life goals. They come up with catch phrases for themselves and decide if dogs or cats are better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #27: No Fan Fictions, Please...

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 47:17


This week, in episode #27, Noah and Eli discuss the intriguing topics of fishing, Netflix shows, car troubles, first date questions, and you guessed it--Minecraft! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #26: Do You Kiss the Homies Goodnight?

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2020 81:43


This week, in episode #26, Noah and Eli are joined by their biggest fan, Katie, and they discuss a few deep topics, doing shots of Gatorade and vanilla extract, kissing the homies goodnight, and the utter strangeness of the year 2020... Oh, and of course, Minecraft. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #25: One Saucy Episode

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 82:26


This week, in episode #25, Noah and Eli rate different sauces out of ten, reminisce on past episodes of Descant, and talk about how far the boys on the cast have come. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #24: North Dakota's Favorite Movie Candy

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2020 68:25


This week, in episode #24, the boys, Noah and Eli, talk about the power move of living below your means, Minecraft (as per usual), favorite movie theater candy by state, modifications to the map of the United States, and Eli reveals a secret and a guilty pleasure of his. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #23: Not about Tiger King

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 59:31


This week, in episode #23, Noah and Eli are accompanied by their good friend Daulton, and they discuss what it would be like if Minecraft logic was applied to real life and try to figure out what Tiger King is all about. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #22: Metaphysical Doo Doo

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2020 86:54


This week, in episode #22, Eli shares his experiences with the dopamine detox and the after effects of it, Noah and Eli discuss old SpongeBob episodes, and tell some stories about people passing out around them. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #21: Now from Quarantine!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 85:01


This week, in episode #21, Noah and Eli have their first quarantined episode of Descant with their good friend Ben as a guest. They talk about how their quarantine is going so far, their past prom experiences, and a little bit about video games. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #20

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 47:58


This week, in episode #20, Noah and Eli talk about Eli's childhood obsession with WWE, more about Marvel, and more about Elon Musk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #19

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 44:28


This week, in episode #19, Noah and Eli talk about Minecraft, Star Wars, and Marvel. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #18

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2020 38:49


This week, in episode #18, Noah and Eli try a shorter episode. They discuss topics such as time-zones, acting, cultural appropriation, and the coronavirus. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #17: It's a Vibe

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 93:44


This week, in episode 17, Noah and Eli talk about recent adventures, bumper stickers, beets, and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #16: Rated R (We're Serious)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 68:13


This week, in episode #16, Noah is allowed to swear... Enough said. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #15:

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 79:48


This week, in episode #15, Noah and Eli talk about some of their favorite things; including movies, TV shows, and even their favorite way to eat potatoes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #14: Humble Beginnings

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 69:35


This week, in episode #14, Noah and Eli talk about how they met and became close friends, briefly discuss gun control, and take a music theory break mid-episode. We hope you enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #13: Zodiac Signs

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 76:26


This week, in episode #13, Noah and Eli talk about the pros and cons of each zodiac sign, explain some past experiences with some of the signs, and talk about the accuracy of their own signs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #12: YouTube

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 67:00


This week, in episode #12, Noah and Eli talk about their favorite YouTubers, their YouTube aspirations, and their past YouTube experiences. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #11: Customer Service

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2020 96:04


This week, in episode #11, Noah and Eli discuss the positives and negatives of working in customer service and all the different types of people that they see. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #10: People Suck

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 75:24


This week, in episode #10, Noah and Eli discuss their biggest problems with the world. It gets slightly political, and we get a little angry --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #9: Time Travel

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 73:43


This week, in episode #9, Noah and Eli are joined by Mr. Poe to discuss the vastness of time travel. Lots of theories are tossed around, and we talk about what we would do if we could time travel. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #8: Post. I Crashed.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2020 105:44


This week, in episode #8, Noah, Eli, Daulton, Emily, Jacob, Vatsal, and Matthew (in spirit) reunite to reminisce on the adventures of taking a programming class with Mr. Vaughn. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #7: Poo Lore

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 74:38


This week, in episode #7, Noah and Eli summarize their experiences in 2019 and talk about a couple of disturbing tiktok videos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #6: Get Jolly My Man

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 64:11


This week, in episode #6, Noah and Eli make it a little festive by talking about all of their favorite Christmas traditions, favorite gifts they've received, least favorite gifts they've received, and they even get real about Santa Claus. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #5: Epic Gamers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 74:20


This week, in episode #5, Noah and Eli reveal their top ten favorite games of all time and talk about all the fun times they had with these games. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #4: Controversy & Memes

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 60:44


This week, in episode #4, Noah and Eli ask each other some relatively serious questions regarding controversial opinions, pet peeves, intro music, and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #3: Rated M for Mediocre

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 63:36


This week, in episode #3, Noah and Eli tell a little bit about their childhoods and tell a few terrible... Terrible jokes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #2: Prestige & Beef Brisket

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 51:47


This week, in episode #2, Noah and Eli tell a few stories about awards they won in high school and once again, talk a lot about food. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant #1: Joggers at the Workplace

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 51:59


This week, in episode #1, Noah and Eli discuss how their employers reacted to wearing joggers on the job and attempt to tell a little bit about themselves, but always somehow end up talking about food. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/descant/support

Descant (Trailer)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 0:59


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