Deuces are Mild

Rob and Ali discuss Cruel Intentions 2 with Lyndsay and discover TV show episodes make bad movies, Lyndsay is capable of dunking on this piece of crap, and everyone just wants to give Sebastian a blow job. Lyndsay (no last names, we're keeping it casual) is a recovering Theatre kid, pro-am burlesque show producer, and film & television hobbyist. She's a middling #plantmom and an aspiring #bourbonauntie (like a #vodkaaunt, but Black and more standoffish). When not in executive dysfunction freefall, she enjoys crafting, cooking, yin yoga, and Duolingo for three different languages! During executive dysfunction freefall, she enjoys drinking, glaring at people who sneeze too loudly, and singing 3-5 word snippets of showtunes at random intervals. #Geminiproblems, amirite?! She will make drinking rules for ANYTHING. Her proudest achievements in this realm include The Ten Commandments Drinking Game and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Drinking Game. She thinks your fave looks super-interesting and definitely plans to check it out! She just has an anxious avoidance response whenever she sees or hears the term “must-see”. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss The Whole Ten Yards and discover that a person can die with a gunshot wound to the foot, The Producers scam is a legit scam pulled by production companies, and you can get Bruce Willis to appear on your show if he loses a bet to you. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Big Top Pee-Wee and discover that "horny Pee-Wee" is highly disturbing, Ali has a phobia of stilt walkers, and Rob IS TOTALLY WRONG THAT IS NOT PATRICK DEMPSEY. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Kindergarten Cop 2 and discover Dolph Lundgren is the worst FBI undercover agent ever, Chekov's gun can be anything, and how Ali identifies with a guinea pig. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Mean Girls 2 and discover Disney has their fingers in everything, girls can be *different*, and anything can be solved with a football game. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Road House 2: Last Call and discover that location is everything, Will Patton can be a good guy in a movie sometimes, and pain DOES hurt. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Birdemic 2: The Resurrection and discover a new weapon for killer birds that is slightly better than coat hangers, zombies hate global warming, and what happened to poor Susan. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Psycho 2 and discover you can fix a plot hole with only one line, a sequel to Psycho that *should* have happened, and that there's always room for a Christopher Walken impression. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Coming 2 America and discover that a Prince song can be covered and covered WELL, a sequel isn't always a bad thing, and drunk Queen Lisa is best Queen Lisa. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Speed 2 and discover copper poisoning can be cured by leeches, Ali hates boat movies, and that relationships built on extreme circumstances rarely last. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

Ali and Rob discuss Blues Brothers 2000 and discover that Joe Morton is amazing, cocaine makes movie productions better, and the kid has got THE MOVES. Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Music: Say You Will and Tape Star by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support

A bit of a teaser before we publish the first episode. It contains real clips from real episodes from real people saying real things. Make sure to subscribe to the podcast wherever you get your podcast so you don't miss the first episode drop! Deuces are Mild is an Opus Nox Media Production Produced by Ali Baughman and Rob Baughman Music: Say You Will by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com La Pompe Du Trompe by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deucesaremild/support