Down the badger hole podcast

This week we find out what type of Vampire Mark is, we talk about giving botox to camels, and Mark the Ass-Horse makes a magical return

This week we find out that Joe pays £300 for his doorbell subscription, we talk about awkward moments in soft play areas, and hear about the world's weirdest collections. 

This week we push Joe's impressions to the limit, hear about tandem bikers, and Mark runs home.

This week we talk about Halloween, Joe remortgages, and we have a dog quiz

This week Joe puts his full effort into the quiz, we talk weddings, and Mark is in the market for a new car      

This week we find out which Disney princess Mark is, and we ask the question 'would wearing part of a corpse on your nose offend a family member?'. Back with a bang!  

This week we have a personality test, Mark becomes a pushy-parent, and Mark the ass horse shows his ugly face again

This week we test how well Joe knows Mark, we talk Olympics, and an extra-large dose of waffle 

This week we waffle. Pure, unadulterated, waffle. Mark finds out if he knows Joe as well as Joe hopes, we share self-improvement tips, and slightly mention football. 

This week we find out if Mark is a little Englander, solve a national anthem issue, and Cellars and Lizards continues

This week we try and talk about the Euros, HDTV, and horrendous jokes. Mark the ass-horse also continues his journey in the mystical realm our lawyers have advised is not a cheap rip-off of dungeons and dragons.

This week Joe turns far too sexual, we talk birthday cake, and Mark the Ass Horse continues his adventure (although 'adventure' is a rather generous term)

This week we learn who the phantom dog-poo slapper was, discuss techniques to avoid covid-19, and Mark the Ass Horse continues his adventure 

This week we find Mark's wellness score, hear about banned TV shows, and the adventure continues in cellars and lizards.  

Which week we find out who has the higher IQ, we try and auction off our first tweet, and Joe sings.

This week we find out which fictional character we resemble, Joe shares his views on international news, and Mark 'the ass-horse' continues his adventure in Cellars & Lizard's. 

Tensions flair as we clash during everyone's favourite feature 'Am I a Joke to you?'.  We also talk about Mark fainting, Joe being told off for being on his phone, and the cellars and lizard's adventure continues. 

A huge breakthrough in our publishing standards as we have included sound effects in the second installment of cellars and lizards. We also find out what animal Mark is, Joe rates Mark's jokes, and we have the usual trademarked waffle    

This week Joe gives Mark a psychopath test, Mark introduces a totally brand new and not re-hashed feature, and Joe takes us on a magical adventure involving an angry Troll.

Back with a bang/whimper. We're finally back in the studio, and just as unorganised as ever! 

We cover COVID-19 and Joe finally finds all Mark's jokes funny!

Charity shop gifts returns, Joe shows off his impressive career and tires to sell Mark a kitchen, and Mark tries to give Joe a body modification. 

Charity shop gifts and conspiracy corner are back. Joe also finds out about Billy's trip to the Circus

Back to basics. No structure or charity shop gifts, but here's half an hour of Joe moving house and Marks medical issue.

We've finally got our act together, bought equipment that works, and back in your ears. Was Princess Diana an Alien? This week we also try out a new feature and Mark lowers the bar in his jokes.  

Whilst we have some technical issues have some bonus waffle which we thought wasn't good enough for the podcast (I know, amazing we actually have quality control).

Whilst we have some technical issues have some bonus waffle which we thought wasn't good enough for the podcast (I know, amazing we actually have quality control).

After a month off, we return with exactly the same format, exactly the same quality, and exactly the same drivel.   Join us as we talk about walking, dead toes as ice cubes, conspiracy corners, and more (but not that much more). 

This week Joe asks Mark about his diet, Mark signs Joe up for BO dating, and we share charity shop gifts

This week Joe shares how he'd want to die, Mark tests Joe's Edinburgh fringe knowledge, and we share charity shop gifts

This week Joe tries to win Mark's house in a quiz, conspiracy corner returns, and we raid charity shops for their worst items.    

This week we talk about picnic tables, coffee queues, IQ's, and of course charity shop gifts. Oh, and conspiracy corner returns for a 3rd time.

This week we talk about Beijing bikinis, conspiracy corner, and house viewings.

This week we talk about conspiracy theories, driving trips, and Mark brings out the rule book for our Charity shop feature.

This week we have a bumper episode! We talk about work experience, stag-do rules, sun tattoos, and awkward work names.     And as always, charity shop shit

This week we talk about the EU elections, Mark includes Joe in his will, odd train behavior, and traffic etiquette. Oh, and the small matter of charity shop gifts

This week Joe tests Mark's football knowledge, Mark (almost) saves a bird, and Joe has office training. 

This week Joe has a rant about spoilers, we talk about terrible customer service, and Mark's vacuum cleaner becomes a killer      

This week Joe meets a raccoon. We also talk black holes, long working hours, and our reaction to Nandos winning restaurant of the year.

This week we touch on Brexit, sandwich cutting, April fools, how to prepare for zombies, and support Falcons. Oh, and a BIG charity shop shit week!

This week we talk about pigeons, leaving Neverland, and Joe finds new ways to annoy Mark through theft

This week we talk about 15ft dinosaurs, garden wars, and the a weird lap dance.

This week we try to sort the smoking situation, discuss aeroplane etiquette, and Joe once again finds himself in an odd changing room situation

We think this is our best charity shop feature so far! Joe also comes up with replacements for police horses and we talk fine dining

New Year but the same disorganised podcast. This week Mark really lowers the bar with his gift to Joe. We also talk about mattress shopping and what Joe hid under his mattress as a teenager

Our Christmas episode (which doesn't feature that much about Christmas). Charity shop gifts have returned, with waffle about secret Santa, ghosts, and airport security.

This week we have a new feature, with the exchange of gifts to improve the others life.  We also talk about friendship benches, bare feet on trains and Joe sneezing on a man's genitals.    

After some technical issues we're back. This week Joe launches a brand new feature and Mark embrases technology. There may also be some pointless waffle* *Disclaimer-here will be a lot of pointless waffle

Season 2 Episode 2 is here! This week we talk about prostates, awkward train journeys, and BBC watchdog.  

Season 2 is here! We've been away for a few months and come back even more disorganised, unscripted, and odd. This season kicks off with a genius money saving idea, boring maid stories, and the sensational story of someone closing a car door. 

Episode 8 is here. This week we talk about Joe's ear, love island (apologies), the world cup, Linda touching trees, and a little bit of Trump.