Hamlet: A Modern Retelling

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After the death of his father under suspicious circumstances, Hamlet tries to convince his friends Ophelia and Horatio to help him investigate. Together, they must delve into the inner workings of the family business in order to discover the truth. They will face down family drama, corporate espionage, and the supernatural alike.  

Alli Malone


    • Sep 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 12m AVG DURATION
    • 17 EPISODES


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    Episode 15-- Epilogue

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 12:03 Transcription Available


    Goodbyes are said. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; discussion of major character death; mentions of gun violence; grief and trauma; and discussion of gun violence and drowning. CAST: Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Hamlet– Tim Briggs Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Outdoor Summer Day by Mega Stock Tear Paper by All Sounds Folding Paper by Free Sound Stock Sailboat Ambiance by Positive Energy

    Episode 14-- The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince, of Denmark

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 15:18 Transcription Available


    In this penultimate episode, desperate actions are taken as all conflicts come to a head. Not everyone will survive the coming confrontation. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes MAJOR character death. Listen to me, it is a bloodbath. We have gun violence, knife violence, and blunt force trauma violence. We also still have discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; funerals and grieving; extreme family drama; and revenge. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Claudius– Charlie Guzman Gertrude– Andrea Richardson Giulia– Kelly Payne Laertes– Joshua Dehler Ghost/Hamlet's Father– Angelo Roboweitra Rosie– ShyAnne Peterson Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Walking on Gravel by Free Sound Stock Door Open by All Sounds Rain by House of Obscura Hand Gun Sound Effect by crawling Footsteps, Knife, and Knife Flesh by All Sounds Struggling sound effects by FreeUseSoundEffects Glass Bottle breaking by smooth motion Creepy Wind by Sound Bunker Knife Drop by Audio Library

    Episode 13-- Battle Lines

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 11:11 Transcription Available


    At Ophelia's bedside, Hamlet and Horatio must confront a vitriol-fueled Laertes. Final actions are laid out. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; family disputes including verbal abuse; drowning; and hospitals. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Laertes– Joshua Dehler Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Door Slam by All Sounds Door Open by Nathanolson Fight Sounds by Sound Effects Database

    Episode 12-- Desecration

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 13:35 Transcription Available


    Hamlet, Horatio and Ophelia attempt to lay a curse to rest. Rosie chooses a side. Ophelia faces her end. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; graverobbing; family disputes; descriptions of body horror; drowning; and discussion of psychiatric facilities. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Rosie– ShyAnne Peterson Giulia– Kelly Payne Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Internal Ringing by Free Sound Effects Rain by House of Obscura Digging by Freeify Music Tires on gravel by Sound Library Car door by Sounious Footsteps in water by Dylan John Car Arrive and Stop- Sounds Recorded Mud Splash by Pro Sound Effects Opening Casket by Need Sound Effects Thump and Door Open by All Sounds Plastic Crinkle by Free to use Sound Running water by White Noise Sleep Sounds

    Episode 11-- Exfiltration

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2021 13:19 Transcription Available


    Horatio and Ophelia come to Hamlet's rescue. Hamlet makes a heart wrenching confession. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; funerals and grieving; family disputes; the presence of supernatural forces; and involuntary admission to a psychiatric facility. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Laertes– Joshua Dehler Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Ringtone and vibrate by All Sounds Car Interior- Audio Library Free Sound Effects Window open by BerlinAtmospheres Breaking glass by AllSounds End Call by Isaiah Az

    Episode 10-- Incrimination

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 15:19 Transcription Available


    Hamlet must face the consequences of his actions. Horatio and Ophelia search for answers regarding an item they discovered at Denmark Inc. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; family disputes, including manipulation and gaslighting; involuntary admission to a psychiatric facility; and the presence of supernatural forces. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Claudius– Charlie Guzman Gertrude– Andrea Richardson Rosie– ShyAnne Peterson Player Queen– Kimber Lynn Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Stirring Tea by Foley Mole Sound FX Chair by Sound Laboratory Footsteps by Free Sound Track Glass Shattering by All Sounds Writing by Berlin Atmospheres Phone Calling Sound Effect by Full Sound Effects End Call by Sound and After Effects

    Episode 9-- Calamity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2021 12:23 Transcription Available


    Hamlet, Horatio, and Ophelia make an appearance at Denmark Inc, and disaster strikes. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes an on screen death due to gun violence; discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; family conflict; and the presence of supernatural forces. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Bernardo– Charlie Guzman Laertes– Joshua Dehler Polonius– J.M. Swain Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Car door by Sounious City Traffic by AllangTV Book Opening and Gunshot by All Sounds Flipping Pages by Little Sound Drawer opening by Sound Effect Database Door Open by Nathanolson Footsteps on tile by Everyday Cinematic Sounds Card swipe by Sound Library Denied beep by Classic Garden Elevator door and movement by Visual & Sound FX Metal Screech by LegoMasterKyle101 Metal Drawer by Digiffects Sound Effects Library

    Episode 8-- Confrontation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2021 12:14 Transcription Available


    Claudius introduces Hamlet to his cousins. Gertrude and Hamlet argue about her health. Hamlet plans drastic action. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; funerals and grieving; and family disputes, including manipulation and potential gaslighting. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Gertrude– Andrea Richardson Claudius– Charlie Guzman Rosie– ShyAnne Peterson Giulia– Kelly Payne Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Tires on Gravel and Outdoor Summer Ambience by Sound Library Car door by Sounious Stomp In Gravel by Sound Effect Database Walking on Gravel by Free Sound Stock Door Open by Nathanolson

    Episode 7-- Prescience

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 14:44 Transcription Available


    The Player Queen tells Hamlet, Horatio and Ophelia what they need to know. Or perhaps more accurately, what they can know. Claudius checks in with his daughters. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes an on screen death, as well as discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; and implied use of magic. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Player Queen– Kimber Lynn Claudius– Charlie Guzman Rosie– ShyAnne Peterson Giulia– Kelly Payne Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS City Traffic by AllangTV Shop Door by Ingrooves Book Opening by All Sounds Writing and Door Knock by Berlin Atmospheres Book Close by Free Sound Effect Door Open by Nathanolson

    Episode 6-- Investigation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 11:34 Transcription Available


    Hamlet, Ophelia, and Horatio go through Mr. Prince's office and make an interesting, and unusual, discovery. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; and psychic abilities. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Player Queen– Kimber Lynn Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Footsteps by DJ Sound Fix and All Sounds Door Open by Nathanolson Turn Page and Book Sound Effects by All Sounds Flipping Pages by Little Sound Drawer opening by Sound Effect Database Phone Typing sound effect by Berlin Atmospheres City Traffic by AllangTV Car Door by Sounius Shop Door by Ingrooves

    Episode 5-- The Last Will and Testament

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 12:15 Transcription Available


    Marcellus reveals the contents of Mr. Prince's will. Claudius makes a request. Hamlet and Ophelia discuss Gertrude's wellbeing and Claudius' intentions. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; funerals and grieving; and family disputes, including inheritance. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Ophelia– Alli Malone Gertrude– Andrea Richardson Claudius– Charlie Guzman Polonius– J.M. Swain Marcellus– Glory Written and directed by Alli Malone

    Episode 4– Communication

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 14:18 Transcription Available


    Hamlet, Horatio and Ophelia make a plan. Polonius attempts to recruit his daughter. Hamlet attempts to connect with Gertrude. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; funerals and grieving; family disputes, including implied homophobia and sexism; discussion of spirituality; and discussion of mental illness. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jed Vergara Ophelia– Alli Malone Gertrude– Andrea Richardson Polonius– J.M. Swain Laertes– Joshua Dehler Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Ringtone and vibrate by All Sounds Switch by Music Drama Keys by All Sounds and Joe Sounds Door Open by Nathanolson Footsteps by Sumanta Kandu, DJ Sound Fix, and Home Recorded Sound Effects Chair by Sound Laboratory

    Episode 3-- Visitation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 12:57 Transcription Available


    Hamlet has a conversation with his late father, and must make a difficult choice. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; appearance of a ghost; description of body horror; discussion of grief and revenge; and consumption of alcohol. CAST Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Ghost/Hamlet's Father– Angelo Roboweitra Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Car Interior- Audio Library Free Sound Effects Car Arrive and Stop- Sounds Recorded Car door by Sounious Ghost moan- Riftedgamerislink1400

    Episode 2-- Return of the Prince(s)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 15:12 Transcription Available


    Ophelia and Horatio regroup and discuss the wellbeing of their friend. Hamlet has a chat with Claudius. Yet another unexpected visitor makes themself known. CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; the appearance of ghosts; description of body horror; family abandonment; implied homophobia; and alcohol consumption. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Claudius– Charlie Guzman Written and directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS Car repair sounds by Audio Debris Sound Effects and smooth motion Car Start-Stop by Sounds and Music Library Car door by Sounious Fridge Door by Home Recorded Sound Effects Breaking Bottle by Sound and Image FX Chair by Sound Laboratory Footsteps by DJ Sound Fix Door open by Nathanolson

    Episode 1-- Memento Mori

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 11:32 Transcription Available


    Hamlet is ill at ease with the fate of his father, and Ophelia and Horatio must support their friend through the crowds at the wake. The family receives an unexpected visitor. CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. This episode includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; funerals and grieving; and family disputes, including implied homophobia. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Horatio– Jedo Lumapas Ophelia– Alli Malone Laertes– Joshua Dehler Claudius– Charlie Guzman Polonius– J.M. Swain Written and Directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop Transcripts available at: https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS: Tires on gravel by Sound Library Car door by Sounious Car horn; Walking and splashing water by Sound Effect Door Open and Close by GamingSoundEffects Gust of wind; small crowd by Sounds Recorded Footsteps by Sounditune Rain by Apple loops

    Teaser 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 3:28 Transcription Available


    Hamlet must face a brutal truth. CONTENT WARNINGS: This teaser contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. It includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; police presence, sirens, investigation; and crimes scenes. CAST: Gertrude– Andrea R. Marcellus– Glory Officer Fortinbras– Victor Stark Written and Directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pari... https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS: Siren Audio by youtube channel Sound Effects Footsteps by DJ Sound Fix Heels by Audio Vampire Crickets by CedarFox

    Teaser 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2021 2:50 Transcription Available


    Hamlet must face a brutal truth. CONTENT WARNINGS: This teaser contains topics that might be triggering to some listeners. It includes discussion of parental death/murder/suicide; mentions of gun violence; police presence, sirens, investigation; and crimes scenes. CAST: Hamlet– Tim Briggs Officer Fortinbras– Victor Stark Written and Directed by Alli Malone We have Merch! https://www.redbubble.com/people/PariahPod/shop https://www.pariahpodcasts.com/​ SOUND CREDITS: Siren Audio by youtube channel Sound Effects Footsteps by DJ Sound Fix Crickets by CedarFox

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