He Calls Me Pigpen: Stories from a Dirt Ball

You're either a hater and a skeptic or you're riding this dirty wave of entertainment with us. This week we break down some recent judgements and also drop some major life changes happening in the pen. At the end of the day, we've committed to be unabashedly true to our dirt ball selves, but more importantly - we're having FUN! Hop on the wave with us - it's gnarly bruh!

DIRTBALLS!!! We're back!!! After a few week hiatus, we're back in FULL FORCE!! We're bringing allll the good convo, like threesomes, porn, and much more. Times are different, but you don't wanna miss us. ;)

While our nation is still in unrest, we felt it was time to add some light entertainment to your feeds with some Pigpen conversation and announcements. Yep, it's true! Mike willingly (and happily!) asked the dirtiest of dirt balls for her hand in marriage - and she said YES! And yes, your math is correct. This marks Mike's fifth and FINAL time on his knee and they're over the moon excited!! The craziest part? The dirtiest dirt ball moment came last week and they're still engaged! Listen for the deets. But bring a barf bag...it's a dirty one.

Yes, we know we're probably not your go-to source for activism and social justice. But under all the dirt, we're still Americans and we are obligated to have a voice and speak out against racism and the value of Black lives. This episode continues to shed light on recent events, using examples from readings, followers and personal experiences, most often in social media. We're committed to continually educating ourselves and speaking up. We won't always get it right, but dammit, we're trying.

We're taking a break from our typical content to address the immediate needs of our country. Yes, we would love to be the comedic, sexual outlet you've been expecting, but we cannot be silent when we have a voice. Mike's an (almost) middle aged white male and Brooke is a female not far behind. Our privilege is recognized and we address the issues facing America. We go deeper though, explaining what it's like to be privileged in the United States. Want to know how you can take action? Don't be silent.

Lets face it, our podcast is risqué. As much as people want to hear about life, love and happiness, it's much more fun to hear and talk about the dirt. And as we know best, dirt comes in all forms, not just bedroom and bathroom behaviors. Join us as we break down some recent listener concerns with our content. But don't worry...we're not changing a damn thing.

Believe it or not, dirt balls don't always have the answers. In those times, they rely on their penmates to help guide in some of life's most indecisive times. Brooke and Mike reveal results from recent listener polls and questions in regards to crucial topics, like body grooming, family nudity, and more! And let us just say...not all dirt balls are created equal. Happy listening!

Step aside Kim K. and Paris...there's a new couple of dirt balls taking center stage! Or do they? Find out some bedroom dirt on your new favorite couple while they dish on some listener behaviors as well. Not all the discussion is filth though - they also address some listener questions and elaborate on some previous topics. And just when you thought Brooke was the ultimate dirt ball, she discovers the only thing that has ever brought her to her knees in disgust. Listen now for all the deets!

Brooke and Mike give you a peak inside the pen during quarantine. We all know our lives have changed drastically in recent months, but can you imagine being stuck inside with a dirt ball? What if that dirt ball was in charge of homeschooling? And working from home? All while distracted with new love and a full bar in her office. Does Mike even stand a chance?

There are certainly some who would view divorce and starting over as a bad thing, often times depressing and lonely. Not these dirt balls! Hear Brooke and Mike's perspective on finding love after divorce and the BONUS it can bring to a family. Oh yea, and a few more dirt ball stories from Queen Mud herself. Yikes, that's all we can say.

Just when you think you know the meaning of a true dirt ball, Brooke makes the pen even muddier. How exactly does one become the ultimate dirt ball? Was she raised in a barn? Is nudism hereditary? Listen to episode 6 as we break down the deets. And beware...there are certainly some cringe-worthy moments.

In this episode, Brooke dishes the details of her recent surrogacy journey. She shares the highs, lows and everything in between. Brooke and Mike address questions from listeners and, of course, bring some dirt near the end.

Just when you thought multiple divorces was a red flag, wait til you hear how many times Mike has gotten on his knees! Brooke and Mike discuss their key to relationship success and how they see through the mud. Don't worry, there's plenty of dirt included too.

Put your kids to bed and don't let your parents listen - Brooke and Mike take a dip in the mud with this episode. We're all home living dirtier these days - showers are optional, we live in sweatpants, our patience is limited, but we're all still horny...aren't we? Lets get dirty and work [it] from home.

How do you read that title? 1,2,3..DIVORCE! (balloons and celebration). OR, 1, 2, 3...how many divorces does he fucking have? You be the judge. We get super open and raw but also bring in the grit near the end. Hang in there. It's only 23 minutes without a BJ. You'll get it. Enjoy!

Out of the mud, comes Pigpen (Brooke) and her ride-or-die love interest, Mike. Brooke and Mike introduce the Pen and explain how their love story began. They elaborate on the meaning and objective behind the podcast and its title. The road's going to be long, bumpy, and VERY dirty. Join us!