Ian's Gone Postal

One of Dudley Moor's quite literally forgotten characters is revisited, as we jump once more aboard the Seagull Pete train and ask some really important questions, such as...why? Seriously, why??! A broken past is revealed as Pete and Ron Livingston Seagull take a trip down memory lane, and a mysterious phone call drags them back into the present. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Seagull Pete was played by Alastair Rennie Ron Livingston Seagull by Carlos Wheeler Nigel by Chris Martin And Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall More episodes shortly…we promise! Thanks for the patience x The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Owing to a small covid pandemic issue presenting difficulties over studio time, this episode we bring you the mid season two outtakes and announcement jazz about upcoming episodes. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

After the falling off a gate incident, Ian finds himself in the worst hospital in the world and Sarah considers the future of their relationship. Elsewhere, Nora and Aoibheann's own relationship gets a bit complicated, and Two Eyes accidentally revolutionises the world of sheep. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Farmer Tibletts by Kayleigh Gowrann Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Giles by Lachlan Gray Junior by Callan Gray Tim by Mike Sutherland Voice Over Person and Secretary by Charlie Ryall Two Eyes and Igor by Alastair Rennie Crystal Steph by Harriet Fergie Nigel by Chris Martin Simon by Robert Carr Doctor by Iain Cowan Magnus by Piers Garnham And Nora by Lauren May The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Ian finally agrees to step up and address his and Sarah's loss, but a ghost from the past, a pair of lycra jogging bottoms and a garden gate stand in their way. Elsewhere, Aoibheann sort of goes on a date, and Blind John is still apparently blind. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall Crystal Steph by Harriet Fergie Newsreader by William Campbell Magnus by Piers Garnham Tim by Mike Sutherland Two Eyes and Igor by Alastair Rennie Giles by Lachlan Gray Junior by Callan Gray And Nora by Lauren May The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Ian's election issues continue as he tries to figure out who burned down Andrei's takeaway and his opponent's secret backer. Elsewhere, Sarah continues to mourn her and Ian's loss, Tim hides behind a swan, and a mysterious man with a familiar surname arrives in town. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Nigel le Shaggeur by Chris Martin Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall Crystal Steph by Harriet Fergie Andrei and Newsreader by William Campbell Magnus by Piers Garnham Tim by Mike Sutherland Two Eyes and Igor by Alastair Rennie Giles by Lachlan Gray Junior by Callan Gray And Nora by Lauren May The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

As Sarah attempts to deal with her miscarriage, Ian desperately tries to ignore their shared trauma and accidentally becomes embroiled in the local mayoral election. Season Two of Ian's Gone Postal returns with the usual chaos, and a suspiciously named mayor that is not at all themed on anyone in real life…honestly…we mean it… Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Nigel le Shaggeur by Chris Martin Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall Andrei by William Campbell Tim by Mike Sutherland Two Eyes and Igor by Alastair Rennie Giles by Lachlan Gray Junior by Callan Gray And Nora by Lauren May The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

A day in the life of the Voice Over Person, as she deals with lockdown, her absent Aussie boyfriend and his psychotic cat that he's donated to her. With apologies to the genuinely wonderful city that is Adelaide. Season Two is being edited at the moment and will be with everyone shortly, apologies for the wait! Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall And Chad by Mike Sutherland The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Now Season One's finished, here's the mistakes and madness from the recording booth that didn't make the cut.

Ian goes to tell his mother about her first grandchild being on the way, only to be chased around town by a heartbroken Belarusian psychopath. Elsewhere, Nora is forced to yet again cover at work for her no longer depressed colleague, Two Eyes attempts to sell Sarah some very green herbs, and tragedy strikes when least expected. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Iain Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Andre by William Campbell Tim by Mike Sutherland Nora by Lauren May Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall Giles by Lachlan Gray Junior by Callan Gray Ralphred Maximilius the Third by Rupert Sadler And Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie The podcast was recorded and engineered by Ewan Grant at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Determined to drag the town into the 21st century, Nora organises a Pride march but makes the near fatal mistake of attaching it to a rather more notorious local tradition. Elsewhere, Ian receives an offer from the university of his dreams but has to check his moral compass against his future parenting responsibilities, and Charlie partakes in some questionable fancy dress. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Giles by Lachlan Gray Andre by William Campbell Tim by Mike Sutherland Nora by Lauren May Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall Ralphred Maximilius the Third by Rupert Sadler And Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie The podcast was recorded and engineered by Ewan Grant at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Having decided to actually man up and address his recent issues, Ian joins Sarah for a sort of couple's counselling session, only to meet the counsellor from hell. Elsewhere, Two Eyes and Blind John get busy with some illicit substances, Old Maggie's sun bathing session is rudely interrupted, and Nora forces Aoibheann to face up to her own shortcomings. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Tim by Mike Sutherland Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Nora by Lauren May And Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie The podcast was recorded and engineered by Ewan Grant at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

After a failed attempt to hide from his pregnant one night stand in a hedge, Ian finds sanctuary in unlikely surroundings and passes on his mail delivering duties to a new face. Elsewhere, Sarah is asked out on a date, Two Eyes quits the depot and the Voice Over person starts to wonder where it all went wrong. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Old Maggie by Claire McEwan Andre by William Campbell Crystal Steph by Harriet Fergie Nora by Lauren May Voice Over Person by Charlie Ryall And Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie The podcast was recorded and engineered by Benjamin Brown at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

The full aftermath of Sarah's one night stand rescue job becomes apparent, as her usual stress filled day as a single mother is interrupted by even more stress than usual, and earth shattering news arrives in the form of a stick. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie Giles by Lachlan Gray Junior by Callan Gray And Old Maggie by Claire McEwan The podcast was recorded and engineered by Benjamin Brown at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

In a bid to help Ian get over his work related stress issues, Aoibheann forces all of the post depot to go on a night out down the pub. However, once boozed up on booze, disaster strikes the posh postie in the form of a fake tinder profile and a race war he can't make sense of. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibheann by Kirsteen Swinney Andre by William Campbell Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie Giles by Lachlan Gray And Old Maggie by Claire McEwan The podcast was recorded and engineered by Benjamin Brown at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

A seagull terror of Hitchcockian proportions is unwittingly unleashed on the Town of Dudley Moors after Two Eyes wins some money on a radio phone in, leaving our sort of hero Ian to clean up the mess. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibhan by Kirsteen Swinney Two Eyes and Seagull Pete by Alastair Rennie Junior by Callan Gray DJ by William Campbell And Old Maggie and Chelsea by Claire McEwan The podcast was recorded and engineered by Benjamin Brown at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal

Having reluctantly accepted a job to deliver the mail in a disaster of an ex-mining town, Ian meets some of the locals and tries to protect everyone from the passionate advances of a frustrated Great Dane called Tiddles. Ian's Gone Postal was written by Graham Cameron and Ian Cowan. Directed and produced by Graham Cameron. Ian was played by James Kane Sarah by Yvonne Smith Blind John by Evans Dickson Aoibhan by Kirsteen Swinney Two Eyes by Alastair Rennie Old Maggie by Claire McEwan And Giles by Lachlan Gray The podcast was recorded and engineered by Benjamin Brown at La Chunky Recording Studios, and the credits were read by Charlie Ryall. The music, Ticky Tack and Vittoro, were by Blue Dot Sessions - www.sessions.blue This was a Feral Penguin Production, for more information and other podcasts please follow us on twitter at @penguinferal