it’s not me. it’s you.

Have you ever wondered what my DMs look like? Probably not, but I'm going to tell you anyway. Plus, hear another TRAGIC excuse for canceling a date (story via my friend Megan)!

Buckle your seatbelts, because not only did I get flashed in the car rider line recently, but I've also gotten so bad at dating that I didn't even make it to the date this time.

Prepare to be graced with Meg, Panda, and BB's amazing voices. @bbmaril shares not one, but TWO of her dating fail stories.

I'm just here giving the people what they want. I finally give the answer to my most commented-on prompt on Hinge: “What if I told you that...a crazy guy got me banned from Hinge for 3 weeks?” Also listen up for some fantastic V-Day advice. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Don't duck face, don't make us guess who you are in the group photo, and DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT (story time)...plus a fun interview with father Tom.

Remember “Benny” from episode 2? Well he found the podcast, and he's here to share his thoughts about the bad breath incident.

@megnogs is here to discuss how margarita pitchers can ruin your l̷i̷f̷e̷ date, and @girljayme BUTTS in with an a**grabbing story! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I have a “six”head instead of a forehead, so hatfishing can be a real problem for my future children. Our first guest, Morgan, also tells her plot twist of a catfish dating story! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

“If you can't laugh with yourself, laugh at yourself,” isn't that how it goes? BBB (and I'm not talking about a Bad Bumble Bio) definitely didn't follow the #2021FreakingFloss rule on this Bumble date. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

20 minutes of pure introductions of: myself, dating apps, and my first Tinder experience. Buckle up because I'm the person that lives out the quote “this would only happen to me.”