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One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

Scott VerMulm and Dante Powell


    • Aug 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 48 EPISODES


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    Episode 49

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 69:59


    I was massaging the hole in my mouth where I had a tooth removed. I will show you the hole. 

    Episode 48

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 67:47


    My life is a love letter to humanity. What the globalists do is a hate letter, a curse.

    Episode 47

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 69:06


    Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it was all over. That we're all going to Gitmo. Now oh he's part of a bigger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this! I knew what you were day 1. I know what you are now and I'M SICK OF IT! I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks and pumpkins popsums. And everything. Oh god. I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore. Jesus Christ.

    Episode 46

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 62:54


    We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.

    Episode 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 73:44


    Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.

    Episode 44

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 67:29


    Your technocracy is dead on arrival! You understand that? We are in charge of the planet! Not Satan! You think you're going to have this fight and have robots win it? NO! We'll defeat you and your god damn robots. You understand that? Damn you to hell, Satanist!

    Episode 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 52:52


    Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. I'm talking to you, globalists! I don't keep secrets!

    Episode 42

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 66:26


    The future is now! The future is in this podcast. A podcast that the globalists are daring you not to listen to. They are double dog daring you. Double hot dog daring you!

    Episode 41

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 76:44


    This episode is brought to you by My Body Glue Paste.

    Episode 40

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 58:33


    We got flies.

    Episode 39

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 56:47


    Aloe is nature's skin graft.

    Episode 38

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 58:47


    I go to the bathroom to piss!

    Episode 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 79:39


    I've been banned in the shadows and otherwise for being anti-communist.

    Episode 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 67:55


    This has everything you need to know about 5G and how to protect yourself.

    Episode 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 70:10


    News you could and should use!

    Episode 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2020 55:18


    I'd like to introduce you to the elephant in the room.

    Episode 32

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 59:48


    As we all know, the EPA wants to regulate your farts.

    Episode 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 70:29


    Literal vampire pot belly goblins are hobbling 'round coming after us.

    Episode 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 88:44


    People don’t have GOD, they don’t have FAMILY, all they have is NETFLIX.

    Episode 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 77:35


    What's the trouble with Treblin?

    Episode 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 76:48


    “I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at and I simply...it was almost impossible for me to sweat." -Prince Andrew, Duke of York, 8th in line of the throne

    Episode 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 83:08


    Big words mean big ideas.

    Episode 26

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 81:30


    I am not responsible for the smashed bullet on my ex-wife's lawn. I'm also not responsible for the cameras that have been pointed at her property or the drone that peers in her window. That is not me. She's not on drugs and her hard drive is safe. Case closed.

    Episode 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 75:56


    If anything's worth the fear, it's worth the fight.

    Episode 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 66:24


    PODCASTER HARASSMENT!!!

    Episode 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 66:48


    Welcome to the neck episode.

    Episode 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 74:30


    The nipples tell me all I need to know about a person.

    Episode 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 71:09


    Credit where credit is due, but I'll need to see 2 forms of ID.

    Episode 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 80:37


    I'm going down down baby your street in a Range Rover. Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go.

    Episode 19

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 73:06


    Nibblin' on sponge cake. Watchin' the sun bake.

    Episode 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 59:53


    I will fight the HOA's of my own compound. I didn't agree to these terms. I would NEVER agree to these terms!

    Episode 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 77:03


    Thank you to our listeners that haven't made intergalactic deals with the demon-possessed in other dimensions.

    Episode 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 85:06


    This episode was brought to you by the team at Wakin' Up Bacon. We couldn't do it without you and some other people. And you couldn't do it without me.

    Episode 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 66:13


    We appreciate our sponsors and the truth.

    Episode 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 81:57


    This new year is full of promise and live taxidermy.

    Episode 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 72:14


    Folks, we can't say enough nice things about the fine people at Rent a Car at the Place You Bought Your Car at. We aren't going to say those nice things here because there isn't enough room. In fact, there isn't enough room to write one nice thing.

    Episode 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 75:54


    Beto grab your Tech Deck and take your supplements. And your bug out bag. And your tools made out of bones. Don't forget your bones made out of tools. You'll also need a water filter, an air filter, coffee filters. The other items go without saying and if you need me to say it-you're not ready.

    Episode 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 75:53


    Hickory, Dickery, Docket. Ted Cruz is in your pocket.

    Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2018 62:35


    I like to eat.

    Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 65:14


    We couldn't do it without the troops or our sponsors at tellingonpeopleforthingsthatmildlyannoyyou.edu.com.net

    Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2018 76:39


    Brought to you by the team at Go Bags.

    Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 72:34


    This episode was not recorded from the high desert and great American Southwest.

    Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 71:08


    We couldn't do it without our sponsors. They know who they are.

    Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 88:25


    Thank you to the team at BMOOT for your support.

    Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2018 81:08


    Sponsored by Tools Made Out of Bones.

    Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 82:34


    The best butter salesman in the country.

    Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 75:25


    The war for your mind rages on. The gay frogs have been called into battle.

    Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 47:34


    One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

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