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Who wouldn't want to listen to the mindless ramblings of a random 20-something year old? Probably most people, but then again here you are. Enjoy.

A Jeffrey Ortego Joint

  • Jun 28, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 43m AVG DURATION
  • 42 EPISODES


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No. 40: Kardashian-West Rogan 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 43:56


#AndWereBack and just a heads up, I'm pretty sure I forgot to mute my mic and I clear my nose/throat something NASTY at some point. Sucks.Today we start off with a lil fight talk involving Dustin the Diamond. Then I stumble upon talking about Chris D'elia for a minute. Then it ends with the greatest political idea of the 21st Century. Enjoy. Also, I'm still locked and loaded with some free stickers so hmu on insta or the website.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOg Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitters: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf https://twitter.com/BigDumbJeff Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 39: Me, my cousin-wife, and our 6 kids

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 32:45


Psycho sober Jeff is back baby and today he rambles on about wanting to be bed-ridden in an all-inclusive rural hospital. Then I stumble upon the real American dream of marrying a cousin and drinkin' moonshine in the hills. Enjoy. Also, I'm still locked and loaded with some free stickers so hmu on insta or the website.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOg Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitters: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf https://twitter.com/BigDumbJeff Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 38: Hey White People, STFU

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 38:28


Quick PSA: Hey white people, just shut the fuck up for one second. Let someone with actual experience/expertise talk.Also, I try to bring the funny back while talking about season 2 of Tiger King and how wild it is the Joe Exotic is a real human. Finally, I end this episode with the smoothest transition to music yet. Enjoy. P.S. if you want free stickers and a handwritten letter confessing my love to you, hmu on the Insta below or go to http://www.jeffthedeaf.com/reach-out. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitters: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf https://twitter.com/BigDumbJeffWebsite: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

Chaos

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 65:42


The first half is a genuine attempt to articulate what's going on. The second half is a drunken recount of my experience inside the crowds and chaos. Enjoy. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitters: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf https://twitter.com/BigDumbJeffWebsite: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 36: Black People Are My Comfort Zone

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 34:08


#AndWereBackToday ya boi drops knowledge about how the Black Eyed Peas are the greatest musical group of all time. Then I talk about murdering customer service and feeling more like myself around black people. Also STICKERS! Enjoy.For real if you want free stickers hmu on the Insta below or go to http://www.jeffthedeaf.com/reach-out. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitters: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf https://twitter.com/BigDumbJeffWebsite: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 35: Ed Hardy, Greatest Actor Alive

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 36:09


#AndWereBack.Today I open with a life changing quote from Bane himself, then I ramble on about how insane it is that Marky Mark is a real life person. Plus I talk about my dreams of being homeless. Enjoy. I know full well you have absolutely nothing to do rn so just go subscribe and rate the podcast on iTunes and everywhere else. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 34: Secondhand Ramblings

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 80:51


#AndWereBack.Yes, I know my audio is garbage. Had some last second mic issues but I pushed through to deliver another killer episode with my boys from the Secondhand Podcast Conglomerate and our good buddy D-Money. I highly recommend listening to their podcast where we actually dropped knowledge and numbers first. Then swing through here and listen to me and the boys shoot the shit about conspiracies and life after quarantine. Enjoy YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 33: World's Most Stupidest Man

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 33:49


It's honestly amazing how dumb I really am. I wouldn't trade it for the world (which is a stupid fucking saying, I mean if you're offering me the whole planet i would literally murder every single one of my loved ones). but yeah I ramble about being dumb and being an eventual serial killer. S/o CIA and FBI if you're reading this. Enjoy. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 32: Smokey 'n' Dem Bois

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 45:09


#AndIMBack.Back after a short hiatus with intel from a high level CIA asset (who may or may not be homeless) about the truth of the origins of COVID. Also I ramble on about being essential AF and how 9 out of 10 of my family members would kill to be the Tiger King. Enjoy.Guess how much change is in my pocket and go type the answer as a 5-star review on iTunes and I'll venmo you $0.69. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 31: Falling apart in front of your eyes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 34:20


#AndWereBack and boy, oh boy, am I hurting.Somehow pulled a muscle in my back while doing a self-quarantine breathing treatment (weed) then I rambled about the big 'rona and how I'm crushing it at the end of the world. Enjoy.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 30: Making Oopsies in the Oval Office

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 38:25


#AndWereBackHow you gonna be presidential and wear a diaper?? I ramble on about how the White House is an old folks home now and how wildly fun it would be to nuke the world. Also I talk about House, M.D. Enjoy. I swear I'll open mouth kiss anyone who writes a review and gives 5 stars on iTunes/Google Play. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 29: My Hero, The ShamWow! Man

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 47:26


#AndWereBackThis poddy woddy starts with a quick history on Lil Dicky followed by a general life observation. Then it gets wild with me being the drunkest I've ever been, yet I somehow stay (semi)composed. I ramble about my life hero The ShamWow! Man, cults, and other bs. Enjoy.You know the business. Please like, comment, subscribe, rate, review, write articles about, and soak in the essence of this podcast on iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, Youtube, whatever. plz and thx.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 28: Little Bitch Boy Jeff

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 88:36


#AndWereBack with Hangover Jeff.Today was somehow more of a shitshow than normal. I start by trying to breakdown the BattleHawks game and the fights this past weekend. Then I ramble on about realizing how much of a fangirl I am and how underrated having flaws is. Enjoy.Don't forget to hook a brother up with a quick subscribe and rate and review and all that other basic stuff. I'd appreciate it a lot babe. Thx YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 27: BattleHawks STAN Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 40:05


#AndWereBack.Welcome back to the official St. Louis BattleHawks STAN podcast. Today I ramble about the XFL then I jump right into breaking down the comedy/docu-series on Netflix "Pandemic" and the Wuhan coronavirus. Enjoy.Takea quick 10 seconds and go subscribe and drop a quick rate and review on iTunes and YouTube. You don't even have to be nice, just lie and give me 5 stars. Thanks bb. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 26: Dinosaur Porn Director

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 35:04


#AndWereBack.Back with a vengeance, I start with a quick update on the delay in the poddy and the BOTMB. Then we get into the nitty gritty and I ramble about a tarot reader/medium/love of my life, my love for the paranormal, and becoming a dinosaur porn director. Enjoy.Hey hook a brother up and tell a friend. Or at the very least go subscribe and drop a quick rate and review on iTunes and YouTube. Thanks babe. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgInsta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com  

No. 25: Jesus Must've Busted Nuts

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 47:36


#AndWereBack.This week I change things up and start the podcast begging for attention. After, I ramble on about the Jeezy H. Christ and how I'm going to sign marriage contracts like a GM when I'm older. Enjoy.Again follow me on all social medias (link below) and don't forget to rate and review, like and subscribe.  Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgWebsite: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com #MindlessRamblings #JeffTheDeaf

No. 24: 7 Whiskeys Deep with the Secondhand Science Guys

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 76:27


#AndWereBack.First Guests, baby! Today I'm joined by the Secondhand Science hosts, Gunnar Goodwin and Zach Schwartzenburg. We're already 7+ drinks deep by the time we start this, so we ramble about everything from conspiracy theories to homemade wine to our sex lives. Enjoy.Show some love and rate, review, like, and subscribe to all of us. It really helps more than you'd think. Find the Secondhand Science guys at:Apple Podcast: http://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/secondhand-podcasts/id1492600771 Pod Twitter: http://twitter.com/SecondHand_Pod Gunnar: http://twitter.com/GunnarGGoodwin Zach: http://twitter.com/Zachschwartz55 As always, don't forget to follow me and visit the webite at:Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgTwitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com  #MindlessRamblings #JeffTheDeaf

No. 23: Weezy F. Baby and the F is for Deaf

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 43:48


#AndWereBack.Gimme that funk! This week we got some quick updates on #BOTMB and shit. Then I ramble on concerts and festivals. Then I drop some BARZ from the goat Weezy F. Enjoy.Don't forget to follow the insta (link at bottom) and subscribe to my YouTube page for clips  and like this video and all the others if you a real one. Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgWebsite: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com #MindlessRamblings #JeffTheDeaf

No. 22: Say Hi to Hangover Jeff

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 35:15


#AndWereBack.It's the New Year and I'm hungover as F*CK. I honestly don't remember what I talk about. I think I ramble about how I open chip and how some people have a garbage sense of humor. Enjoy.Also, as usual big hoss, don't forget to follow the new insta (link at bottom) and like and comment on all my bs. New Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com  #MindlessRamblings #JeffTheDeaf

No. 21: Jesus, ya fcked me!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 48:07


#AndWereBackSorry (kinda) about no episode last week. To make up for it, I went off the rails with this one. I ramble about competing with Jesus for presents, white chicks loving zodiacs, and go deeeeeep on politics and the "impeachment." Enjoy.Also, don't forget to follow the new insta (link at bottom) and like and comment on all my bs. New Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com  #MindlessRamblings #JeffTheDeaf

No. 20: So Are We Doing This Or What?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 45:02


#AndWereBack.I ramble on about Rick Ross being a complete fake, neutering myself, and how men and women process meeting new "friends". Enjoy.As always, there's a video of this episode on YouTube in case you want a first hand look at a psycho talking to himself in his closet. Also, don't forget to follow the new insta (link at bottom) and like and comment on all my bs. YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHCYUsTlTJnacI17B-ctyOgNew Insta: http://www.instagram.com/mindlessramblingspod/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/JeffTheDeaf Website: http://www.JeffTheDeaf.com  #MindlessRamblings #JeffTheDeaf

No. 19: From Closets Across the Country

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 44:29


#AndWereBackNew format, babyyy! I ramble on about racial jokes, forgetting my suitcase for a week-long trip, and one of the longest drinking days of my life. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 18: The Best Sport Ever Invented

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 41:01


No video episode for a couple weeks. In the meantime, I ramble on about going home this week and getting fat. Then I have an epiphany while creating the greatest sport that will ever be known to man. P.S. Big time changes coming soon. Taking things in a better, more fun direction. More info next week. Until then: enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 17: Death Threats from a 7 Year-Old

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 51:47


What a great day for a pimple!! Please watch 30-45 seconds of this on Youtube and subscribe then come back and finish listening on Apple or where ever tf you listen to podcasts.Today I'm hitting all the bases. I ramble about random childhood memories, a Nazi prison guard doc., and you guessed it! Conspiracy theories!! Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 16: Drunk At Last

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 54:33


First video pod, because nobody asked for it. Now PLEASE go watch at least 30 seconds of it so it will register as a view (https://youtu.be/IxHPoATifvg). This was recorded November 1st, so no more Sober October talk! Yay! Well beside the 10ish min this episode.Anyways, I get drunk and ramble about wanting to live in a van, learning French again, and other ridiculous shit. Enjoy.JeffTheDeaf.comTwitter.com/JeffTheDeaf

No. 15: Life's Been Good

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 53:25


At this point I'm just begging for copyright infringement issues. I ramble about passing out drunk outside of multiple bars, my only dream in life, and my funeral arrangements. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 14: Only Once The Drugs Are Gone...

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2019 53:46


Who even reads these things? Today I complain about Sober October (what a surprise!). I also ramble about how ADD isn't real, then I admit it probably is and I suffer from it. Also, y'all HAVE to watch Succession on HBO. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

Mindless Update - Audio Issues

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 9:49


I tried recording this episode 4 times over the course of 3 hours until I finally gave up. Today I'm leaving y'all with a few church announcements and updates. See you next week. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 13: Sober and Pissed

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 43:36


Today, I rant and ramble about how being sober makes me a conspiracy theorist, how all the Presidents are war criminals, and how annoying virtue signaling is. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 12: Crackhead Withdrawals

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2019 31:09


This is going to be the longest month ever. I ramble about my withdrawals making my dick smaller, UFC 243, and Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 11: Can't Stop Thinkin' About Drinkin'

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 44:15


Less than 24 hours into Sober October and I can't get drinking off my mind. I ramble about my first time being drunk, first time blacking out, and my first time on Bourbon Street. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 10: Let Me Smoke Inside

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2019 33:04


I ramble on about Sober October, and what I want to name my son(s), and some other BS I can't recall. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 9: Drunk Ramblings

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 33:42


Drunk Jeff rambles about all kinds of stuff. He talks about Sober October, being called Jeff or Jeffrey, and that Greta chick. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 8: Juggalo Dreams

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 40:46


A little late today. I ramble on about how often I forget to think, how bad I want to be a Juggalo, and the drugs I want to do. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 7: #CancelDanceMoms

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 40:16


This episode I ramble about kid pageants, the worst show on earth, and my dream job. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 6: Life is a Reality TV Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 36:29


I ramble on about how much I love to argue, why every single politician sucks, and my hopeful outlook on life. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 5: Never Forget What Exactly?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 43:34


This one's a doozy. I rambled about 9/11, why the CIA let it happen, and what I think really happened. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 4: The Birds and the USBs

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 32:34


I ramble about seeing Mark Normand this weekend, Apple stockpiling all your info, and how to deal with kids and sex robots in the future. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

Mindless Fight Talk #1 - UFC 242

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 40:31


! FIGHT TALK ! I ramble on about UFC 242, UFC 236, and who knows what else. I was all over today. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 3: Make Cannibalism Great Again

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2019 32:56


I ramble about audio issues, getting lost in the mountains, and how cannibalism and prostitution could save our country. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 2: 9/11 Myself into a Mountain

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 30:39


I ramble about taking a dive into a mountain, vasectomies, and disappearing into the foothills of Italy. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

No. 1: Three Wishes

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 32:49


After 14 attempts at recording I think I finally got it. I talk about first episode stuff then I ramble about 3 wishes from a genie, Hulu > Netflix, and Bill Cosby. Enjoy. JeffTheDeaf.com

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