No Pamphlet

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show notes or something

Political activism with a side of privilege. Searching for a meaning to seize. Public ownership. Uh, this is old. Pay no mind.

cat dog friendship The public sphere The Red Cross More on the monopoly on violence

More job stuff The 4th Amendment Some material that is indicative of when this was recorded

Jim and Joe need jobs Music festivals are weird Let's not talk about mass shootings Jim cleanses his crystals

Jim gets a new Mac Railroad Strikes The AG's Brother Mids