Yes, it's POTOm!
After an absence of nearly 15 months... POTOm returns! After 15 months work, this should be incredible! So we really have no excuse for this...
POTOm turns 18! It can now drink, vote and watch grot as much as it likes. It can also buy fireworks, get a commercial pilot’s licence, gamble, donate its organs, buy fags, get a tattoo, buy a crossbow, serve on a jury, make a will, get the minimum wage and be sued. But it’s not going to do any of those. Except maybe the last one. That’s POTOm!
Well this one’s got EVERYTHING. Yes, all the words and sound effects from POTOm 017 are right here. I think.
NB If you want to watch along, the full movie is available on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/h3tiSH9EJB8And so the latest of these ill-conceived projects draws to a close with easily the best of the films on this list. Yes, outdoing the cinematic charms of both Bless This House and Love Thy Neighbour comes the relative masterpiece of the George & Mildred movie. Oh don’t mistake this for a recommendation. It’s still bullshit.
Racism, 1973-style. This one doesn’t seem to be available online though so you’ll have to piece it together from our horrified gasps. Or buy the DVD. Yeah, didn’t think so.
NB If You want to watch along the full movie is on YouTube at: https://youtu.be/7grLpxx61eY Anyway...In a bid to haemorrhage our few remaining listeners here is something literally nobody wanted, not even us. MARVEL as we sit watching a rotten film from the 70s. THRILL as we gradually realise how disappointing this endeavour truly is. COWER as you get 10 minutes in and yet feel like you’ve been listening for an hour. Anyway, here it is, our never-awaited commentary to Bless This House: The Movie from 1972. If you’re really lucky we won’t put the next two in the series up: Love Thy Neighbour and George And Mildred. *spoiler* You’re not lucky.
POTOm is 16 today! Sweet sixteen and never been kissed. And it never will be either. POTOm.
Well, if you’ve made it this far then you deserve a holiday and what better way to relax than Pontin’s in 1973? Yes, our epic quest finally comes to an end. Listen as we continue to be enthralled by the adventures of Stan Butler and appalled at the state of Bob Grant’s teeth. Thanks very much to the talents of Dangerous Dave for the photo for this one, it will haunt our nightmares forever. Once again, this is probably better if you watch the film along with us, but you know what? Do what you fucking like.
And on we go. With perhaps the weakest entry in the On The Buses movie series, this one will really benefit from you watching the film along with it as we spend most of the time unable to work what the fuck is going on. However, we’re realiably informed that if you just listen to these it sounds like three middle-aged men having a breakdown. And who doesn’t want to listen to that. So come on, POTOmites, let’s head to the movies!
Our first ever movie commentary track! And what a treat it isn’t too! It is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you watch the movie ‘On The Buses’ at the same time as listening to this. We give a count in of 3-2-1 and then hit play on your DVD/Download/Illegal Torrent/Zoetrope of On The Buses and you can watch this masterpiece of 1971 cinema along with three annoying arseholes. What could be better? Almost anything.
Well here we are in August and that can mean only one thing: the POTOm Summer Spectacular! And it can mean nothing else. Hear me? NOTHING!
Well, it’s been four months so I guess we’d better do another one of these. Yes, it’s POTOm. Sorry.
Goodness me, where HAVE you been? I’ve been worried sick! Four moths you’ve been gone without so much as a note, a phone call, a text... I was about to call the police, so I was! Well, what have you got to say for y... POTOm
It has been suggested that it would be useful if we used this bit here to tell you what’s coming up. So, coming up.... is POTOm.
After three carefully selected, easily digestible ‘Best Of’s to cleanse the pallette, it’s now time to return to the bloated, self-indulgent mess that we’ve all come to know and tolerate. Yes that’s right, we’ve finally made it to 10 POTOms. Happy POTOmversary.
In the last of our so-called ‘best of’s we get a bit religious, dip into Radio POTOm, drop in on the Danes and receive a very welcome visit from none other than The Rolling Stones.
In our second bundle of bullshit it’s custard, ants, uncles and Alan Bennett all round. With a special guest appearance from David Bowie! In 1979.
In a strange attempt to appeal to the more casual listener, here’s an easily digested half hour of POTOm fun.Our first collection of cobblers features an array of gems ripped from the screaming carcass of POTOm including a quick dip into MI5, a visit to a recording session with Patrick McNee, an unsolved murder, a Bob Dylan concert and the famous unreleased James Bond theme song from The Smiths.
Well here you go then, another 2 hours of this dog muck.A lot of people have been asking why we don’t make it shorter and release them more frequently. Well, the fact is we’d love to, but unfortunately we can’t... cos POTOm.
Well now, a quick recap for those who missed the first six parts of POTOm...POTOmAnd now, here’s part seven...
Well now, we all know what our ears do for us but when was the last time YOU did something nice for them? Well, shut up because now you can treat them to a lovely dose of POTOm. There’s nothing ears like more than POTOm. POTOm... shove it in your fucking ears.
Kicking off with The Smiths singing ‘James, You Saved The World’, their rejected theme song for the James Bond film ‘The Living Daylights’, it’s time for another healthy chunk of POTOm. For those of you still asking questions about POTOm... don’t. It’s POTOm.
There still seems to be some confusion about ‘POTOm’. Is it an acronym? Is it a foreign word? Is it code? It’s not, no. It’s POTOmThere
“Over two hours of POTOm goodness? For free? Are you sure?”“POTOm”“Is that a yes?”“POTOm”
A lot of people have been asking “What is POTOm?”Don’t be stupid, this is POTOm.
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