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Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the strange and wonderful television show that was Pretty Little Liars.

Ellis Hoffmeister, Ali Keller


    • May 30, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 65 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Pretty Little Monsters

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 13 & 14

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 43:04


    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 11 & 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 37:07


    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 9 & 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 73:11


    We're backkkkk. A much needed return to the wild world of Rosewood. Justice for Ella!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 7 & 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 57:46


    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 47:05


    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 3 & 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 51:26


    The Saga of Season 5 continues. A representation of both of our brain spaces.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 5 Episodes 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 57:42


    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 23 & 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 53:02


    The one where all is revealed... sort of... ish.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 20, 21 & 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 54:41


    "Big and Full of People versus One Hallway and One Bathroom." Ellis would rather talk about our new description of the school in Pretty Little Liars than these episodes in one sitting.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episode 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 54:31


    The Noir Episode. It's the noir episode.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 17 & 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2023 110:35


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller are joined by comedian Dylan Penza to discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about... well, it's a guest episode so it goes all over the place... plus the pretty little liars get new nicknames... except for Lucy Hale.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 15 & 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 67:04


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about all the secrets... and if they can KEEP it (I'm sorry).

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 13 & 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 50:37


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk... well, it's a lot.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 11 & 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 35:36


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eleventh and twelfth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about that bizarre footloose-type moment, knitting needles, and that BIG reveal.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 9 & 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 34:23


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the ninth and tenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about those incorrectly used references, Ashley and Ted's HOT, HOT scenes together, and how NOBODY on the planet has ever been THAT excited for cake.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 7 & 8

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 37:42


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about... well, the car crashing into the living room... what else is there? Turns out, a lot in Episode 8.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 68:19


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about the numerous innacuracies of the sorority sequence, the bonafide horror influences on these episodes, how a locked closet is always suspicious, and BEES!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 3 & 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 49:01


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the three and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about these bonkers episodes where Ellis almost throws in the towel but stays for the camp value (special shoutout to the scene where Spencer narrates her stalking of Melissa).

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 4 Episodes 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 57:16


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the first and second episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about Mona's arc, Aria's knitted hats (again), Wilden's body/sheet/wind choreography, seeing dead bodies, and the wild start to the new season .

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 23 & 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 41:21


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty third and twenty fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about Hannah's babysitting, Spencer's "transformation" (AKA a hair straightener and a black hoodie), and the chef's kiss reaction shots prevalent through this bonkers and satisfying(?) end to the season.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 21 & 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 51:35


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty first and twenty second episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about muffin love, bear poking, Mona's master knowledge of Botany, and... pudding obsessions? 

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 19 & 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 41:08


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth and twentieth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the elevator scene, Hannah comin' in hot (as she always does), Ellis being 80, and Aria's ability to only watch pre-code movies.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 17 & 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 49:51


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the opening "sex scene," Ellis finally being moved to tears by something in the show, Fitz and Aria getting their moment, and the great Ashley advice of "Stay out of it."

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 15 & 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 52:47


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about new bonkers developments, the TCM message boards, forgetting about Aria's safety, and that great Mona as Hannibal moment.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 13 & 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 46:20


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three . We talk about trains, murders, Aria's obvious costume, Ellis's gay card, Bing Crosby songs, Maniac (as always), Adam Lambert, and of course, Betty Buckley. 

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 11 & 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 39:47


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eleventh and twelfth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three . We talk about titles, villains, 90s sexual thrillers, and bowl cuts.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 9 & 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 101:17


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the ninth and tenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three along with talking about the new Gossip Girl series and many other subjects. We talk about... well... a lot of things. Enjoy!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 7 & 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 47:06


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the dolls, the abandoned cribs, and the hair touching. 

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 59:57


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about... the lines, and um, the lines? The dialogue in these episodes was truly something to behold.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 3 & 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 47:16


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the third and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We unpack Hannah's epic lines and... THAT haircut.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 3 Episodes 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 63:32


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller are joined by Comedian Haley Hoffmeister (Ellis' other half) to discuss the first two episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. Haley has never seen the show before so there is a lot to unpack here (but with fresh eyes). As Haley says "Tell me everything about that! I need to know." Do we even know?

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 23, 24 & 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 58:41


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the final three episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. Ali and Ellis discuss the moments we've been waiting for (Faria), the moments we never knew we needed (the whole Psycho episode), and the reveals that only tell us part of what we need to know (the mysterious person in the red coat). Enjoy!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 21 & 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 44:44


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twentieth and twenty first episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. Ali and Ellis reunited in person for this episode and a celebration occurred, and then a very exhausted re-shoot of the episode, so enjoy ALL of it (except for the father-daughter dance and any scene with Paige and Emily)!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 19 & 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 52:12


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth and twentieth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss chest kicking, the stressful password attempt sequence, Garrett's inability to fix his face, and even the new Gossip Girl.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 17 & 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 47:47


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss all the Darkbloom.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 15 & 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 50:23


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss our favorite reappearing teacher coming in hot to talk about the YouTubes.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 13 & 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 57:42


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss... ugh... the confession scene... and everything else.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 11 & 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 60:57


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the tenth and eleventh episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss how weddings... should not go?

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 9 & 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 64:10


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the ninth and tenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss the plethora of wild lines in these episodes and how characters don't know the difference between a public and a private space!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 7 & 8

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 52:24


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We've changed up the format, things are getting wild, and we discuss how these episodes are Dadapalooza.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 58:28


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We've changed up the format, things are getting wild, and we discuss how many funerals have actually occurred thus far.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 3 & 4

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 45:14


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the third and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We've changed up the format, things are getting wild, and they're pushing a weird new plot line for Mike (Justice for Mike's plot lines).

    Pretty Little Monsters: Season 2 Episodes 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 40:38


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the first two episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We change up the format, things get wild, and we get our first recasting of an important character! 

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 46:43


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty second episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where we are presented with the season finale...ish... It's a cliffhanger! 

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 68:37


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty first episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where we are presented with the creepiest circus-themed harvest festival EVER!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 62:48


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twentieth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where Ryan Merriman presents the scariest "Got Milk?" ad EVER!

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 55:42


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where love is in the air and picnics are sponsored by American Girl dolls.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 49:02


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eighteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where empty frat parties are the new norm.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 60:45


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where an Exterminator steals the episode and confuses Ellis.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 61:07


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the sixteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where everyone is a bad liar.

    Pretty Little Monsters: Episode 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 70:31


    Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where Aria and Ezra have a secret date out of town, but we really care about Ella and Byron's sexy (and realistic) car fight.

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