Pretty Little Monsters

A Christmas Nightmare...

A.I. Fireflies for the episode tag?

We're backkkkk. A much needed return to the wild world of Rosewood. Justice for Ella!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

Season 5 continues. More explosions!!!!

The Saga of Season 5 continues. A representation of both of our brain spaces.

A. Doozy. Season 5. Buckle up!

The one where all is revealed... sort of... ish.

"Big and Full of People versus One Hallway and One Bathroom." Ellis would rather talk about our new description of the school in Pretty Little Liars than these episodes in one sitting.

The Noir Episode. It's the noir episode.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller are joined by comedian Dylan Penza to discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about... well, it's a guest episode so it goes all over the place... plus the pretty little liars get new nicknames... except for Lucy Hale.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about all the secrets... and if they can KEEP it (I'm sorry).

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk... well, it's a lot.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eleventh and twelfth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about that bizarre footloose-type moment, knitting needles, and that BIG reveal.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the ninth and tenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about those incorrectly used references, Ashley and Ted's HOT, HOT scenes together, and how NOBODY on the planet has ever been THAT excited for cake.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about... well, the car crashing into the living room... what else is there? Turns out, a lot in Episode 8.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about the numerous innacuracies of the sorority sequence, the bonafide horror influences on these episodes, how a locked closet is always suspicious, and BEES!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the three and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about these bonkers episodes where Ellis almost throws in the towel but stays for the camp value (special shoutout to the scene where Spencer narrates her stalking of Melissa).

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the first and second episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about Mona's arc, Aria's knitted hats (again), Wilden's body/sheet/wind choreography, seeing dead bodies, and the wild start to the new season .

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty third and twenty fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about Hannah's babysitting, Spencer's "transformation" (AKA a hair straightener and a black hoodie), and the chef's kiss reaction shots prevalent through this bonkers and satisfying(?) end to the season.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty first and twenty second episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about muffin love, bear poking, Mona's master knowledge of Botany, and... pudding obsessions? 

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth and twentieth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the elevator scene, Hannah comin' in hot (as she always does), Ellis being 80, and Aria's ability to only watch pre-code movies.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the opening "sex scene," Ellis finally being moved to tears by something in the show, Fitz and Aria getting their moment, and the great Ashley advice of "Stay out of it."

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about new bonkers developments, the TCM message boards, forgetting about Aria's safety, and that great Mona as Hannibal moment.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three . We talk about trains, murders, Aria's obvious costume, Ellis's gay card, Bing Crosby songs, Maniac (as always), Adam Lambert, and of course, Betty Buckley. 

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eleventh and twelfth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three . We talk about titles, villains, 90s sexual thrillers, and bowl cuts.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the ninth and tenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three along with talking about the new Gossip Girl series and many other subjects. We talk about... well... a lot of things. Enjoy!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the dolls, the abandoned cribs, and the hair touching. 

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about... the lines, and um, the lines? The dialogue in these episodes was truly something to behold.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the third and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We unpack Hannah's epic lines and... THAT haircut.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller are joined by Comedian Haley Hoffmeister (Ellis' other half) to discuss the first two episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. Haley has never seen the show before so there is a lot to unpack here (but with fresh eyes). As Haley says "Tell me everything about that! I need to know." Do we even know?

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the final three episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. Ali and Ellis discuss the moments we've been waiting for (Faria), the moments we never knew we needed (the whole Psycho episode), and the reveals that only tell us part of what we need to know (the mysterious person in the red coat). Enjoy!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twentieth and twenty first episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. Ali and Ellis reunited in person for this episode and a celebration occurred, and then a very exhausted re-shoot of the episode, so enjoy ALL of it (except for the father-daughter dance and any scene with Paige and Emily)!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth and twentieth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss chest kicking, the stressful password attempt sequence, Garrett's inability to fix his face, and even the new Gossip Girl.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss all the Darkbloom.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss our favorite reappearing teacher coming in hot to talk about the YouTubes.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss... ugh... the confession scene... and everything else.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the tenth and eleventh episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss how weddings... should not go?

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the ninth and tenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We discuss the plethora of wild lines in these episodes and how characters don't know the difference between a public and a private space!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We've changed up the format, things are getting wild, and we discuss how these episodes are Dadapalooza.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We've changed up the format, things are getting wild, and we discuss how many funerals have actually occurred thus far.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the third and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We've changed up the format, things are getting wild, and they're pushing a weird new plot line for Mike (Justice for Mike's plot lines).

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the first two episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Two. We change up the format, things get wild, and we get our first recasting of an important character! 

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty second episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where we are presented with the season finale...ish... It's a cliffhanger! 

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty first episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where we are presented with the creepiest circus-themed harvest festival EVER!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twentieth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where Ryan Merriman presents the scariest "Got Milk?" ad EVER!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where love is in the air and picnics are sponsored by American Girl dolls.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eighteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where empty frat parties are the new norm.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where an Exterminator steals the episode and confuses Ellis.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the sixteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where everyone is a bad liar.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth episode of the television show Pretty Little Liars where Aria and Ezra have a secret date out of town, but we really care about Ella and Byron's sexy (and realistic) car fight.