Tales of Terror: Cinematic Vivisections

Tales of Terror: Cinematic Vivisections

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Tales of Terror: Cinematic Vivisections is a pure old crappy movie review thingy featuring John and Mel Shaw. We suffer pain for your entertainment as we sit through horrible trash and try to explain what just happened to us, to you. This show is less politics, more schlock.

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    • May 9, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 11 EPISODES


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    #0011: The Embalmer (1965)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2016 56:05


    John & Mel are challenged with this Italian stinker from 1961... errr...1965 maybe. It has an Italian Elvis, a cultist monk embalmer scuba murderer, and lots and lots of dead air. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0010: Crimes at the Dark House (1940)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2015 48:45


    Mel & John watch a giant stink bomb called Crimes at the Dark House. It's horrible. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0009: Death in the Shadows (1985)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2014 61:23


    Beware Dutchmen with cars! Mel & John witness a bland but not horribly bad murder mystery. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #008: The House by the Cemetery (1981)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2014 60:20


    Hey! It's a good one! Mel & John are horrified by... The Horror of Lucio Fulci's The House by the Cemetary! (1981) Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0007: Frankenstein 80 (1972)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2014 47:41


    Goombastein! Or Guidostein? Mel & John once again barely make it through a bad, bad Italian horror film, depicting Frankenstein in Germany. Your guess is as good as ours. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0006: Death Warmed Up (1984)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2014 51:38


    Mel & John just barely make it through this piece of Kiwi-shaped doodoo. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0005: The House that Screamed (1969)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2014 80:28


    Nightmarish horror in an all-girls' school eventually makes the grade. Eventually. Mel & John persevere and are rewarded. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0004: Keep My Grave Open (1976)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2014 46:42


    Mel & John are bored nearly to death by the crusty lump of Psycho knockoff that plopped onto the Earth from a goat's butt in 1976. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

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    #0003: Terror-Creatures From the Grave (1963)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2014 51:55


    Mel & John take on and are defeated by boredom with this nugget of poo from 1965, where nothing happens but talking.

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    #0002: The Sadist (1963)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2014 65:12


    In the new Tales of Terror, Mel & John pick apart Arch Hall Jr's Magnum Opus, The Sadist, where his cro magnon brow and bottom lip actually manage to touch.

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    #0001 The Devil's Nightmare (1974)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2014 54:55


    John & Mel watch a steaming Italian turd called The Devil's Nightmare, an epic journey through the Seven Deadly Sins.

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