Tearing My Art Apart

Welcome to the party! What a great episode title to start with huh? This week, we get gross with history, get gross in general, listen to some serious bass, and relive some teen angst.

This week, we talk about the sequel to The Smashing Pumpkins, get a bonus round, pick a GOOD one, and reflect a little.

This week, we change the format, listen to a soulful 16 year old, get a festive visitor, and strike pure gold.Hey, that rhymed! Soliddddd.

This week, we talk at length about the storied career of David Spade, listen to some narrative teen songs, keep talking about David Spade, and go completely off the rails.

This week, we pick apart some dodgy lyrics, experience an ear-bleeding solo, hear the drummer leave, and expose our timeline.

This week, we listen to our eyes blink, go in for seconds, ponder nihilism, and struggle through the end.

This week, we talk about our deepest darkest fears, listen to one of Pink Floyd's b-sides, prove we know nothing about Star Trek, and reveal Billy Corgan's biggest secret...

This week, we make an accidental sequel, discuss metaphorical birds, plan for a special anniversary, and someone gets meannnn.

This week, we go somewhere over the rainbow, go back to where it all began, get hyped about Chipotle's new book, and go to where it all ended.

This week, we have a special guest, discuss the quandaries of the nose, listen to some dirty nasty garbage, and “rap” things up (sorry).

This week, we create a legend, experience a personal record breaking wheeze, listen to some Christmas songs, and feel remorse for a 14 year old's choice of words.

This week, we delve into the world of sports, make lots of sports puns, celebrate the season sport finale of sports, and sport sport while we sport.

This week, we potato, we bionicle, we faaaade, and we bird.

This week, we make segments, get a little grumpy, get REAL saucy, and begin to warp the very foundations of the podcast.

All aboard! This week, we get the original taste, cross a mental minefield, panic, and go into overtime.

THIS WEEK I JUST HAD A LOT OF CAFFEINE AND THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE ELUDES ME AT THE MOMENT OKAY. We definitely talk about a cat that works as a veterinarian by day, and a hard boiled detective by night, though.

All aboard! This week, we get the original taste, cross a mental minefield, panic, and go into overtime.

This week, we discuss the sensational internet cyborg superstar Robo Johnson, do some time traveling, get a bit spoooooky, and get REALLY INTIMATE with the microphone.

This week, we have a repeat, head out to the lobby, we viiiibe, and we revive.

This week, we discuss the meat on the back, pick a top tier stinker, visit Heavy Hogan, and we have the collab of the century.

This week, we butter your biscuits and everything else, make characters you don't hear about because they were edited out oops, sample a puppy, and tell veiny stories.

This week, we skip the niceties, jump straight to the punchline, visit Youell at the Oyster House, and lose our gears.

This week, I think I got haunted for real because I've had the hardest time with this episode in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. We had technical difficulties and got spooked good on this one.

This week, we roast a really good band, demolish our entire Scottish fan base, get our humble brag on, and get #swanky.

This week, we welcome David, love some snow, get a little wholesome, and we once again please the butter gods.

This week, we date ourselves by talking about E3, invite the Shatner to the shop for some dramatic reading, talk about the dangers of reverb usage, and actually rate something out of 10.

This week, we have our after-dark special, swap roles, make the salty spiritual successor to Alvin and the Chipmunks, and finish in the classroom.

This week, we smash the mouth, listen in awe to the VERY FIRST SONG I EVER RECORDED, then the very last song I recorded on the list, and we get gooey and tunesy.

This week, we nail the intro, predict some reggae, purchase some premium DLC, and light it up.

This week, we deliver to you sweet mouth sounds, get sad with some aliens, invite the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and invent the future of earwear.

This week, we get all up in Spyro's business, celebrate Christmas (and the like), discuss the robotic nature of a coworker, and tune our guitars.

This week, we investigate a haunting, twist our tongues, tell a Godzilla-sized loved story, and invoke The Jingle Masters themselves.

This week, we accidentally pick a really bad one, introduce the first actual new recurring segment, get chased by floppy rag doll tigers, and give a fresh and snappy outro.I got the sweet marketplace sound effect from https://swordcoastsoundscapes.bandcamp.com/track/small-marketplace

This week, we have a speedround spooktacular episode, write the musical woes of a Comcast employee, nitpick the quality of a Garageband ride bell sample, and reimagine Oscar the Grouch for the cool kid crowd."The one that hurts is the one that's right" - Logan Freund

This week, we invite our first musical celebrity, make him speechless, go all around the world, and cut out a REALLY BORING SONG.

This week, the special becomes the ordinary, a ghastly ghost tale unfolds, the Cold Queen invites herself, and we have our first good outro.

This week, WE'RE ON THE CLOCK, we steal bass lines, receive a stealth attack in our left ears, and call up child protective services to talk about our fruit.

This week, we travel to the meat zone, let it go (tonight), recall our young dumb tastes in music, and deconstruct an impossibly bad drum part.

This week, we become unstable, listen to a cultist's anthem, seek and destroy the ant invasion, and turn into the Golden Girls.

This week, we get spicy with a super special guest, summon Tim Allen from his deathly throne, take a real commercial break, whoop some grandmas, and fail repeatedly!HUGE thanks to Zink for making this episode great! Please, everyone, go check out his hilarious shows on the Dogcast Network: https://dogcastnetwork.com/Also, credit for this brilliant otamatone cover of Take On Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OQtrmhpIXU

This week, we H2Overdose, clip and drip, blast some beats, and close on a song about cats.Song credits:The Algorithm - Brute ForceDimmu Borgir - Master of DisharmonyShining - FFF

This week, we gargle rocks, become the coolest kids in 2004, crave really funky food, and have some autotune sample fun.

This week, we initiate another speedround, waste time we don't have, melt into a minute of meditation, and I SWEAR THAT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH AT THE END.

This week, we sample the devil's nectar, gush about dogs, challenge Hugh Jackman to a duel, and get completely covered.

This week, a challenge is issued, we fail repeatedly, we say hello, and we have a legendary freestyling guest appearance...

This week, we plug our totally real Patreon account, SHRED, form a barbershop quartet (duo?), and watch as water regains its sentience.

This week, we build a tower, almost kill the vibe, have our first live performance, and learn a new word.

This week, we push our limit, have another montage, play the podcast defining song, and make the spiritual sequel to Osmosis Jones.

This week, we talk dirty Disney, serve up some tasty jokes from the bakery, reveal Neil Peart's deepest secret, and visit a pineapple under the sea.

This week, we live a ghastly tale, have the obligatory compilation, visit some birds, and visit the church.We also say thank you. This has been one heck of a year. Hopefully you get something beautiful out of this absolutely nonsense episode lol

This week, we usher in 2019, ring an old bell, discuss water sources, and open up about some fan fiction.

This week, we get loud, surf with the coolest sea creatures, go superspeed, and wake up on the couch.