The Diane-Kruger Effect Presents

And we're rolling... Always. @DKEPresents

We go behind the scenes of the berserker league behind the scenes. Which, unbeknownst to us, is apparently about the blockchain, cat names, and coloring books. Disclaimer: Berserkercoin, like our knowledge of anything related to cryptocurrency, does not actually exist. So be sure to get your BKU virtual investments while they don't yet exist! @DKEPresents

We go behind the scenes to discuss some of the stuff that happened this season behind the scenes in the Berserker league. #WhatsInTheBox @DKEPresents

We recap the final week of the Berserker 2021 season, after the break. @DKEPresents on Twitter.

When one 2 hour post in 3 days isn't enough. We're back again this week, again, to recap the semi-finals and discuss the rules for the Berserker Championship Game. @DKEPresents

It's time for the Berserker League Semi-Finals, so let's do what all fantasy football leagues do and turn it into a game show full of quizzes, tribal council votes, and shocking results! Peak Berserker Incoming. Twitter: @DKEPresents

We recap Round 2 of the Berserker playoffs and discuss what's in store for Round 3. You know what else? @DKEPresents on twitter.

We recap the first round of the Berserker playoffs, and so much more... @DKEPresents on Twitter.

We recap D&D Week and move into the playoffs of this interminably long season of Berserker. @DKEPresents

We talked for well over an hour about NFL headshots for Berserker Week, and then realized this is an audio only format... so instead of all that, here's a few minutes on the upcoming D&D Week! If you really wanna watch us roast NFL headshots for an hour, get in touch on twitter and maybe we'll link you the youtube video. @DKEPresents

We talk for 90+ minutes — very little of it is about the Berserker League... and next to none of it is about fantasy football. Note: We get dumber than usual here when joking around, so as usual, don't take anything we say seriously. Or serious. @DKEPresents on Twitter.

We get lost discussing time travel vis a vie fantasy football before getting back to the future... of fantasy football. @DKEPresents on Twitter.

We recap Family Feud Week (so far) and determine the rule for Week 11. Boomerangs flew and wheels were spun... in multiple ways. The league needs a visit from Dr. Slack after the self-inflicted mind games of the past month. #family @DKEPresent on Twitter.

We recap Week Nein, which quickly turns into a discussion of cooking, truth, comedy, talent, personas, and reality... which is basically our way of covering the death of Hillbilly Brady. Eventually we cover the INCREDIBLE WWE Week submissions and determine the rule for Week 10. Wooooo! @DKEPresents Hey Sheila!

Berserker Week 8 Review and Week 9 Rule. We go over what we saw for Eye Test Week, and you can hear us (fitting for the Ear Test modifier) hand out a lot of bonus wins via the Commissioners' Consensus. Then Rob gets a sandwich delivery as we spin the Week 9 rule... OH YEAAAAAAH! Now I'm off to work on that novel. @DKEPresents on Twitter

Berserker 2021 Week 7 "review" and Week 8 rule selection. It's a late night edition of the weekly recap, so prepare yourself for some extra nonsense. We discuss the strengths and weaknesses of Poker Week, then spin the wheel to determine the rule for Week 8... a rule which is poised to remove the guardrails of an already chaotic season. @DKEPresents on twitter.

Week 6 review and Week 7 rule selection for the Berserker League 2021 season. @DKEPresents

We review Week 5... I think it's 5... and then determine the rule for Week 6. @DKEPresents

We review Week 4 (Evening Gowns) and determine the rule for Week 5. There's also some zoology discussed, along with us figuring out Immunity Idol things in real time. (We don't actually figure any of it out.) @DKEPresents

We recap Week 3 and Spin the Wheel for Week 4. @DKEPresents

We discuss Week 2, including the newly implemented Berserker Bucks betting system, and then determine the rule for Week 3. @DKEPresents @judofuse @lukeoverbey @r3t2

We cover some of the rule violations from Week 1 in the Berserker League 2021 season, and then spin the Wheel to determine the rule for Week 2. It's a falcon? @DKEPresents @r3t2 @lukeoverbey @judofuse

The codex for the 2021 Berserker League season rules. Chaos ensues. @DKEPresents

DKE continue their discussion for the 2021 Berserker League rules. @DKEPresents on Twitter.

DKE convenes to review the rules from the 2019 Berserker season, and to being looking toward the 2021 season. Part 1. @DKEPresents on Twitter.

Jason, Luke, and Rob are back... to talk over the DKE album, E Pluribus Cuatro.... or Something. They give an inside look (listen?) at the recording process and some thoughts on the album. That's right... it's an audio commentary for an audio album. The album itself is included in this episode, panned hard left, with the commentary panned hard right. Mix the audio as you see fit, or play the album separately while listening to the right channel of this commentary track. (Some assembly required.) Oh, and we played one of the tracks out of order, so yeah... there's also that. Contact us with feedback: @DKEPresents @r3t2 @lukeoverbey @judofuse DKEPresents@gmail.com

Jason, Luke, and Rob ramble on about the recent release of their DKE book, E Pluribook Cuatro. Plus lots of other nonsense. If this recording were a book, these would be some quotes... from that book: "If you don't like the book, it's because you're illiterate." - Rob "What's a Sears?" - Luke "Build-a-Bear is a scam." - Jason -------------------------------------------- Wanna ask us a question? Or yell at us? Or maybe even order a book? Twitter: DKE - @DKEPresents Rob - @r3t2 Luke - @lukeoverbey Jason - @judofuse Email: DKEPresents@gmail.com

A preview of the upcoming Berserker Fantasy Football League - AKA The Battle of the Network Stars(tm) We attempt to describe this crazy league, determine the draft order, and list the rules that will randomly be assigned to each week in the season. @TheRealDKEfect @r3t2 @lukeoverbey @judofuse

Rob, Luke, and Jason give an update on the Kickstarter for the album as it enters the final week, discuss details on a new additional stretch goal that's actually reachable, and share info on an opportunity for 25 or so backers to possibly be included in the book. Then they talk a little about the concert plans for next summer, and finally give a shout out to Dan for his email about Hey Girl on the TK show recently. The Kickstarter is already funded, and the first stretch goal has been reached, so thanks once again to everyone that has backed and supported us via retweets or mentions. The Kickstarter is available until Dec 18th, if you'd like to be sure you get some of the physical items, or know friends (or enemies) that might be interested: http://kck.st/2r2Zgyh Contact us on Twitter, especially if you are interested in being part of history! :) DKE - @TheRealDKEfect Rob - @r3t2 Luke - @LukeOverbey Jason - @judofuse

Rob, Luke, and Jason spend way too long going through the details of the Kickstarter for the upcoming DKE album, which leads to all kinds of nonsense. The Kickstarter is now live at this link until Dec 18th, 2018: http://kck.st/2r2Zgyh If you're looking for something to do over the Thanksgiving holiday... well, this might numb your brain just enough. Even if you don't pledge straight cash, we hope you'll watch the Kickstarter video, and read the descriptions. :) What people are saying in this episode: "This book is worth buying if you like reading." - Rob Berg "Has anyone ever flushed a toilet on the moon?" - Jason Fuse "Are we still talking?" - Luke Overbey Twitter: The Diane-Kruger Effect - @TheRealDKEfect Rob - @r3t2 Luke - @LukeOverbey Jason -@judofuse

Fantasy Football Mid-season update for the 3 leagues, upcoming DKE album info, and a lot of nonsense. DKE - @TheRealDKEfect Patrick - @MoffettPatrick Rob - @r3t2 Luke - @LukeOverbey Jason - @judofuse

Here's what people on this podcast episode are saying about it: "Whatever your expectations are, this will exceed them." "The greatest thing in the history of mankind." "I'm tired." "It's a podcast" Prepare for a lot of Fantasy Football, and some DKE talk, as Commissioner Patrick Moffet, Fantasy Football Expert Robert Berg, Young Statman Luke Overbey, and Rocket Scientist Jason Fuse ramble for nearly 3 hours. Enjoy?