The Off The Couch Podcast

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A comedy podcast about the things a guy started to see once he stopped being lazy and got his ass off the couch.


    • Dec 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Episode #13 - Isn't it moronic, don't ya think?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 15:58


    And we're back. Irony? More like we rony am I right?A playoff defeat? Or a successful season?Commute? Boo hisss

    Open Mike

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 3:46


    There's a first time for everything..Season 2 Off The Couch coming soon!

    OTC # 12 - On Call *(see description)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 25:10


    *FAST FORWARD TO THE 1:00 MARK! - While he waits to hear from work, Pat plays a few games of 'would you rather', begins a neighborhood friendship far too late, and wonders if a double good could actually be a double bad? 

    OTC #11 - Soup or Bowl Funday W/ Jkirks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 47:52


    Pat is joined by everybody's favorite JKirks and together they play a little game of musical trivia, because well lets be honest, everyone needs the chance to feel like they're  good at something! 

    OTC #10 - Dollar And A Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 19:36


    Pat discovers a new new favorite ice cream, encounters a near death experience, and learns the hard way just how cutthroat the podcast bizz can be.

    OTC #9 - Walky Balboa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 23:00


    Pat gets duped into trading Xmas gifts, gets warned by a homeless man, and sees the Next Great American Boxing hero before they become the Next Great American Boxing Hero. 

    OTC #8 - Shut Up You Fossil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 23:12


    Pat deals with a pain in the gass (sic) old lady, struggles with "saying something when seeing something", and tells us all where his love of puns originated. 

    OTC #7 - Fast Food Die It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 21:55


    Pat talks about the most classic new years resolutions plus shares some of his own. Then he realizes he knows way too many Romans (name not Country!) before he says good by to fast food..for now.  

    OTC # 6 - Return of Jkirks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 44:32


    Santa has a late gift for you all this season and its J Kirks  making his return to The Off The Couch Podcast! Of course the Acronym King Himself (AKH) out did himself and is even funnier than before! Enjoy Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

    OTC #5 - Regular Smegular

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 24:33


    Pat goes grocery shopping, gets turned down, and contemplates his future with Dunkin Donuts.. 

    OTC #4 - Be Gooder

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 26:43


    Pat shares some of the issues you get with being a "regular",  receives his first (of many!) piece of fan-mail, evades a potential neighborhood stalker, and wonders if the Golden rule has lost its shine? Subscribe to the podcast, rate and review, and follow on Instagram at @offthecouchpod

    OTC Bonus #1 - J Kirks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 44:55


    The King of Acronyms (TKOA) himself, J Kirks finally gets Off the Couch and joins the pod. We discuss his love for whisky, his hate for coaches, and his passion for sealing Netflix movie ideas. Enjoy!Please subscribe on Apple podcasts and spotify, and leave a rating and review! 

    OTC #3 - Paper Bag Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 22:42


    Pat gets heckled by an unlikely source, rants about road workers, and shares a special moment with a squirrel. Or was it a chipmunk?  Subscribe on apple podcasts, leave a rating and follow the podcast on instagram at @offthecouchpod

    OTC #2 - Cooking With Gas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 22:54


    Pat has an unfortunate run in with a Veteran, shares some neighborhood "do's and dont's", and tells you the best way to get workout in during a pandemic. 

    The Off The Couch Podcast Episode #1 - Good Stereotypes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 25:17


    Pat gets cat-called, talks about the biggest issues with public bathrooms, what can go wrong with mental math, and the end of neighborhood drug dealers as we know them. 

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