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Two chaps have a magical summer in an idyllic Italian village. Rest assured, there's absolutely NOTHING queer about THIS media. A review of a review by Donald Clarke for The Irish Times.

IT'S BEEN A YEAR. We're ready to take on two behemoths: 2001's Josie & The Pussycats vs Roger Joseph Ebert. Hear him flex his subaural muscles. Then we talk time-traveling 1950s grandpa Chris Gore and Wacky Races.

Listen, there are only three actors working in Hollywood. The Academy's just doing the best they can with what they have. Rooting for Ed Helms to win as Joker and for Greta Gerwig to win Best Directress.

We're back on the bullshit! A journalist and professional clown takes shots at Pennywise.

Review of a review of "Midsommar" (2019) with a special appearance from the 2006 remake of "Wicker Man." Now in iTunes-level quality!

Review of reviews for both "Men in Black: International" (2019) and "Atomic Blonde" (2107)! The sound quality could be better but the takes are still fresh.

Review of a review of "The Danish Girl" (2016) from Time Out London. One man struggles to figure out: What is a transgender?

Review of a review of "Suspiria" (2018) from The New Yorker. One man's very personal feud with Luca Guadagnino and the birth of another life long rivalry.