Thrift Store Vinyl Hour

I just beat the neighborhood chess champ in three moves. Those karate lessons are really paying off.

This week clown shoes are on clearance. That's no small feat.

Special this week on broken can openers. Or, as we call them, can't openers.

Someone stole all our 2022 calendars. I hope they get 12 months.

An earlier version of this episode was missing a few key elements. Such as sound.

I was once such a dedicated employee I took my work home with me. Unfortunately the bank didn't like that.

Today's episode dedicated to the inventor of the starter's pistol, Onya Marx.

26 years with my limo license, and nothing to chauffeur it.

This week we rate scissors. I can't wait to see which pair made the cut. 

Our fall preview is entitled "Constipated" because it hasn't come out yet.

If this gig doesn't work out, I can always spellcheck at the M&M factory.

I was getting a great cell signal at the wedding. Best reception ever.

Our universal remotes truly control the universe.

Aye, matey! We celebrate a pirate's milestone birthday.

We feature the new Earth, Wind & Water album, "EWW".

I asked the realtor to show us something cozy & within our budget. We move into the bounce house next week.

I had a flat tire. There was a fork in the road.

Always going the extra mile: I set an alarm for 6, even though there's five of us.

The 1st French fries actually were made in Greece.

Betcha can't guess what year we're celebrating the 50th anniversary of this week.

I met a fisherman who moonlights as a magician. "Pick a cod, any cod."

I ordered a chicken & an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

My game of Clue was going great until Daphne, Shaggy, and Velma showed up.

Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: Solid, liquid, and gas.

The nurse said she would have to draw blood. So I handed her some crayons.

Today we interview a street fighter about the time she punched a curb.

I'll bet the guy who invented Lifesavers made a mint.

Most people are shocked when they discover we sell cheap extension cords.

Deer don't live long 'cause they dine out at every meal.

Remember that herb garden we had? Good thymes.

My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall.' I said maybe...

We're like a stimulus check for your ears.

This show is about reverse psychology. Do NOT listen to it.

Never trust stairs. They're always up to something.

This show is good for the environment. 100% recycled material.

This show is running through my veins. Listen varicosely.

I was checking out the weather radar. How does the storm know how to stop at the county line?

So the first Americans are getting vaccinated. Way to go, Clovis culture!

Try our new TSVH headphones. A steal at $549.

I may have slightly revised my 2020 New Year's resolutions.

The swordfish has no natural enemies. Except the penfish, which is even mightier.

There's a coin shortage 'cause we lack common cents.

Trees can't be trusted because they are shady.

We had a chiropractor stop in about a weak back.

We fear negative numbers & will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Pumpkins sit on porches because they have no hands to knock on the door.

If you drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, just kick them away. Soon they'll be water under the fridge.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0

I want to know Edward Scissorhands' take on the latest touchscreen technology.

This weekend's fly-fishing tournament is being live-streamed.