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Too Idiots with different perspectives discuss life, philosophy, politics and other topics...poorly.

Too Idiots


    • Jun 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 9m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES


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    Ep 24: Special Guest - Dwight, Sports Ball Talk, Is George Floyd Moment A Religious Movement?, Police Funding & Training, Covid Lab Leak Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 65:25


    In this episode we are joined by Dwight. The guys talk about their lack of knowledge of sports, Matt brings up the idea that the George Floyd movement is religious-ish in nature. Finally the guys wrap the episode up with police training/funding and is the Covid lab leak theory legit.

    Ep 23: Fast Sex Is The Best Sex, Cory's Hatred For Crypto, Matt Gets A Lord Of The Rings Education, Personal Interactions With QAnon Believers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 66:16


    In this episode Dan sells everyone on the idea fast sex is the best sex. Cory goes into a rant on his hatred of cryptocurrency. Matt gets a Lord of the Rings education from the group. Finally we wrap up the episode talking about personal experiences with QAnon believers.

    Ep 22: Mother's Day Dilemma, Matt's Dr. Seuss Flex, Poverty & Taxation, Political Fights, What Big Brother Know About Us

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 59:42


    Matt talks about his Mother's Day markers and flexes his Dr. Seuss knowledge. Next the guys talk about poverty/taxation and political fights. Lastly we discuss what big brother knows about us because of our internet usage.

    Ep 21: Special Guest - Cory, Bezos vs Musk, Ghost Hunting, Political Mailbag

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 68:50


    In this episode the guys welcome Cory to podcast. The idiots talk about Bezos & Musk, Cory's family business of hunting ghosts, and wrap it up with random political topics. Enjoy!

    Ep 20: Who's The Best Looking Bald Man, Debate About Police, Ryan Hands Out Free Money, Who Should Be Our First Podcast Guest?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 68:31


    The guys pick who they think is the most attractive bald man. Next they talk about different topics revolving around police. Ryan tells a story about handing out free money to random strangers. Finally we discuss who should be our first guest on the podcast.

    Ep 19: Matt's Hot Take On Flavored Nuts, Aliens & Snuggies, Matt Crushes His Son's April Fools' Day Spirit, Ryan's Mom Falls For Nigerian Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 60:49


    Matt has a questionable hot take on people who like flavored nuts. The guys revisit aliens and intelligence. Matt talks about crushing his son's spirit on April Fool's Day. And finally we talk about how Ryan's mom fell in love with a Nigerian prince.

    Ep 18: X-Files & UFOs, Operation Varsity Blues Revisted, Automation & Society, Ryan's Anal Covid Vaccine, Making A Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 54:52


    The guys express their love for X-Files and UFOs. Ryan then forgets we already talked about Operation Varsity Blues and talks about it again. Next the idiots discuss automations impact on society. Finally Ryan talks about getting his Covid vaccine and Matt expresses his love for Making A Murder.

    Ep 17: NPR Story Contradictions, Operation Varsity Blues, Nicolas Cage vs Predator

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 62:43


    In this episode Matt talks about how NPR angers him with contradicting stories. The guys talk about the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. Finally the guys pick their favorite Nicolas Cage movie and learn the true meaning behind the movie Predator.

    Ep 16: Matt's History With Alcohol, Gig Economy & Shitty Tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 58:05


    The guys dive into Matt's past with booze and wrap the episode up talking about gig workers and tips.

    Ep 15: Would You Rather Be Poop Or Pee?, The Walking Dead Is Garbage, QAnon's Gamification, Social Media Censorship

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 57:37


    In this week's episode the guy's discuss if they would rather be pee or poop. Next they talk about why The Walking Dead is garbage followed by how QAnon pulls in their audience. Finally the guys discuss social media censorship.

    Ep 14: Chernobyl, Social Media Posts vs Reality, Battle Of The Left vs The Right, Ryan Beats A Drug Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 61:58


    The guys talk about the HBO miniseries Chernobyl. Next they discuss how social media impacts mental health and the social/political battle of The Left vs The Right. Finally Ryan talks about the time he beat a drug test.

    Ep 13: Ryan's Semen Song, Crazy Conspiracy Corner Update, Income Inequality Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 64:37


    Ryan debuts his new semen song. We get an update on Ryan's crazy family conspiracy theorist. Finally the guys long form debate income inequality.

    Ep 12: Raising The Minimum Wage, How Politicians & Rich Manipulate, Garth Brooks 2024, Race & Income Inequality, Ryan's Insane Conspiracy Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 58:55


    The guys debate if raising the minimum wage is good for America. They discuss the manipulation power politicians & the rich have. Ryan talks about a Garth Brooks 2024 scenario. The guys try to discuss race & income inequality. Finally we wrap up with Ryan's insane conspiracy corner.

    Ep 11: Matt vs COVID-19, Matt Talks About Working At Harley-Davidson, We Find Out Why Ryan Is Sad, Murders vs Death Row

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 77:05


    Matt talks about his family's COVID battle. We learn about Matt's experience working at a Harley store. The guys try to figure out why Ryan is so sad. Finally the guys talk about murders and death row.

    Ep 10: Ryan Delivers Broccoli To A Chinese Restaurant, Matt's Brain Is Broke, Ryan Talks About Killing His Kids As A Caveman, Guys Take ?s From The Audience, Journalism Is Broke

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 71:52


    Ryan tells a story about him delivering broccoli to a Chinese restaurant. Matt explains why he thinks his brain is broken. Ryan thinks he would kill his kids if he was a caveman. The guys field audience questions. Finally, they discuss why journalism is broken.

    Ep 9: The Duo Discusses Climate Change, Ryan's Weekly Science Lesson: Energy, Matt Talks About His Dislike For People That Discuss Classical Music, Best/Worst TV Series Finales

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 63:50


    The guys discuss all things climate change. Ryan gets another science lesson; this week energy. Matt talks about his hatred for people that talk about classical music. Finally the guys talk about the best & worst TV series finales.

    Ep 8: Giuliani's Melting Face, Matt's Wife Buys A Car, Ryan Tries Adulting: Caulks His Bathroom, AOC's Impact on Democratic Party, Guys Propose A New App Idea, & Are Covid Lockdowns Good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 80:25


    The guys talk about the disaster that is Rudy Giuliani. They discuss the impact of stress on the brain. Matt's wife buys a new car. Ryan tries adulting: Caulks his bathroom. What's AOC's Impact on Democratic Party? Guys propose a new app idea about news intake. And finally are Covid lockdowns good?

    Ep 7: Ryan Hearts Matt's Pants, The Idiots Jump On The Yang Gang Bus, Guys Predict Biden/Harris Term & The Crash Of The US Economy, Ryan's Life As A Carny

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 72:43


    Ryan obsesses about Matt's pants. Matt & Ryan are all onboard for Yang. The guys predict what the Biden/Harris term will look like, along with guessing what will collapse the US economy. Finally Ryan talks about his midwestern carny experience.

    Ep 6: The Slow Car Crash Of An Election, Ryan's Crazy Data Theory, Ryan's Broken Brain

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 77:08


    In this week's episode the guys talk about the awful election. Ryan discusses his insane theory on data. They finally wrap up trying to figure out what is wrong with Ryan's mind.

    Ep 5: Final Presidential Debate, Little People vs Matt's Alt-Right Uncle, Ryan's Family Runs From The FBI, Ryan Punches His Brother At A Funeral, Family Upbringings & Parenthood

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 90:44


    In this week's episode we talk about the final presidential debate. Matt talks about a conservative uncle that gets into it with a cousin that happens to be little. Ryan shares why his family ran from the FBI and why he punched his brother at his father's funeral. And finally we discuss our family upbringings & parenthood.

    Ep 4: Matt almost punched his son, Why women are better than men, We hate politics & why do politicians lie?, Ryan gets a science lesson, Question Swarm

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 87:34


    Matt talks about how he almost punched his son while creating a web app. He then talks about why women are better than men. We discuss why we hate politics & discuss why do politicians lie so much. Ryan gets a middle school science lesson about water vapor. We then take on a few audience questions in a new segment called Question Swarm.

    Ep 3: Trump dominates COVID, Election Politics, Bachelor Party Blood Oaths, Paqui One Chip Death Challenge, Outsourcing America

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 89:12


    The guys discuss the care Trump is getting while battling COVID and other politics news. We take a deep dive into bachelor parties and how Matt's turned into a blood oath. Coach surprises the guys with the Paqui One Chip Challenge. Matt & Ryan wrap up the podcast talking about how corporate America is outsourcing work to other countries.

    Ep 2: Matt's 'Lasig' Peepers, Presidential Train-wreck Debate, The Husky Bullet Conspiracy, Polling Violence, Ryan's Balding Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 72:02


    Matt goes in-depth with his experiences getting Lasik surgery. Ryan & Matt then discuss the presidential debate, different conspiracy theories, and possible violence after the election. Ryan wraps up the episode talking about how his kid is going bald.

    Inaugural Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 73:33


    In this episode we talk about Ryan's favorite band Coheed and Cambria. We discuss a few shows/movies that we are watching. That spirals us into a story about Matt's suicidal ex-girlfriend. We wrap the episode up talking about places we don't like to eat.

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