Vintage Picard

Our critical review of Star Trek: Voyager S7, E19 - Author, Author.  How arbitrary is sentience?  Is bad art still art? Has James even seen this show?  Three hundred years, and publishers are still sleazy. Computer, run Vintage Picard zero-one-five. Please my friend, peep this merch. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com  

Our Intrepid primer on Star Trek: Voyager.  Not super familiar with Voyager?  Not a problem.  We've got a quadrant full of information on Captain Janeway's series.  Everything you need to know going into our first ST:V episode next week.  Gilligan wishes he had it this good. Please my friend, peep this merch. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our Compelling look at Star Trek: The Next Generation S6, E9 - The Quality of Life.  Are we dirty plagiarists?  How many catastrophes is too many?  Has Starfleet ever heard of OSHA?  Data is a bad friend. This podcast is worth the sacrifice. Please my friend, peep this merch. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

We own this review of Star Trek: The Next Generation S2, E9 - The Measure of a Man.  What will we do between seasons?  How deep is the canon, really?  Which character should've returned?  Oh, that poor horse. We guarantee your right to download this podcast. Please my friend, peep this merch. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our summary evaluation of Star Trek: Picard Season 1.  Which seeds were planted early?  What still didn't work?  Where might Season 2 go?  We're dealing out opinions. The first season is in the can.  How do we stack up on a binge-listen? *We had some minor audio problems this week.  They will be fixed for next time.  We-a culpa. Please my friend, peep this merch. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our final bit of coverage for Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 10 - Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 2.  Do the Zhat Vash have any standards?  Can we have our cake and eat it too?  Who was a fan of that old SNL Love Boat sketch?  Imagine mending some plot holes. Opinions are like podcasts.  Everybody has one. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com    

A deceptive amount of opinions on Star Trek: Picard S1, E9 - Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1.  Why are Soong men all identical?  What is Narek's favorite British comedy?  Has the Art Department ever read the script?  Audrey II has nothing on Coppelius. Who's down to take a walk on the genocide? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our endless info dump about Star Trek: Picard S1, E8 - Broken Pieces.  Does the Van Halen have an oxygen leak?  When does networking go too far?  What's a little threat between friends?  Grab a drink and break out your Walkman. We won't let you kill our podcast rating. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our Number One effort at covering Star Trek: Picard S1, E7 - Nepenthe.  Will we ever get sick of nostalgia?  How much cake is too much?  Can you say "spinoff?"  We're sensing a great episode. Lay in a course for "the feels." Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our Collective thoughts on Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 6 - The Impossible Box.  How does one pass a lonely night on the USS Van Halen?  Can Soji actually be interesting?  Does Picard have a new catchphrase?  Hold your applause. Please, my friend.  Choose to listen. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

A wealth of coverage for Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 5 - Stardust City Rag.  What's the hottest poop?  Which character is from a Jerry Lewis routine?  Who has the worst French accent in the galaxy?  We're flying a Kaplan F17 Speed Freighter straight through some plot holes. Please state the nature of the podcast emergency. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

An absolute analysis of Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 4 - Absolute Candor.  How do you get rich in a money-free society?  Which running gags are wearing thin?  Does JLP do paid endorsements?  Activate Emergency Podcasting Holograms. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Total coverage of Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 3 - The End is the Beginning.  Who makes their Collective return?  Which breakout characters are stealing the show?  What band does Rios ship?  We're more thorough than Raffi. Tomorrow you can remember us from yesterday. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com  

An exhaustive analysis of Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 2 - Maps and Legends. Who stinks at Starfleet?  What's with their wardrobe?  Why are we addicted to tangents?  Ponderous, man.  Ponderous. We also finish off the final issue of Star Trek: Picard - Countdown.  Worth picking up?  Maybe listen and judge for yourself.  Settle in and set podcast to "download." Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com  

Our comprehensive review of Star Trek: Picard Season 1, Episode 1 - Remembrance.  We go into exquisite detail (perhaps too much) about what went down, what we loved, what didn't work, and where all this might be going.  (Where few have previously ventured, boldly.)  Let's unpack this thing together, shall we? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com

Our shakedown cruise is a comprehensive guide to everything you'll want to know leading into Star Trek: Picard.  How long has it been?  What has JLP been up to?  What do we know so far?  Who even are these people?  We've got you covered. Don't want to be spoiled on something?  You can jump around.  We won't be offended.  We discuss the lead-in comic, Star Trek: Picard - Countdown, at 21:32.  Short Treks - Children of Mars is at 36:46.  Finally, all the trailer analysis and series speculation begins at 39:10. Get up to speed (around warp 9.3) and make it so! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Contact us at VintagePicard@gmail.com