In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...
The epic conclusion to the Siren's confrontation with Bram Thunderfist! Will He Survive?!?!Well, I mean, he is telling the story, so... yeah.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerCast:Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send us a text
The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree.Bad stuff.Also, a big boat, and a siren. Guest starring Anne Dorko, whose fantasy inspired music can be found on annedorko.com (Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send us a text
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Slug Sex, Alcohol Consumption, Sounds of Alcohol Consumption, Bad Party Crashing, Massive Ego, A Thrilling Trailer for the Next Episode, Bram's Email Address)Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture. (Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others)
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is. (Content notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Alcohol Use)
Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off. You know how it is.(Content notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Sexual Innuendo, Mildly Salty Language, Alcohol Use)
Apparently, some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.(Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use)
Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how. You know how it is. (Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use)
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