WHAT THE JORDAN AND WILL?!

The saga ends with the eighth-grade play. "Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked!" - Valerie Frizzle c. 1995

Jordan and Giorgio dive into their first year without Will :( "Everyone else can go blow themselves because I'm bad as fuck." - Swiper the Fox c. 2000

Jordan and Will are reunited in sixth grade, but at what cost? "How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two beers instead of one." - Meriwether Lewis c. 1788

Jordan and Will get split up in this grade. Will they survive? "If you can buy it, you can sit on it." - St. Catherine of Siena c. 1380

We talk about school traditions as we continue our OLGC saga. "Wake up every morning and tell yourself you're a badass bitch from hell and that nobody can fuck with you, and then don't let anyone fuck with you." - Aristotle c. 340 B.C.

Plug 'n' play five stellar games from our childhood as we reminisce. PERIOD. "I can't play your game because I'm always ahead of it." Gabriella Montez c. 2006

Take a trip to two/three summers we'll NEVER forget. Or maybe we will; we have a few stories to share about boy scout camp. "It's okay to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right." St. Jane de Chantal c. 1618

We discuss entering a new era of Fortnite, how we met, and a classic video game that we bonded over. "Bitch, you couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions" - Joan of Arc c. 1431

In this one we talk about a few more tales of Luca, the impact theology of the body had on us, and our friend Avi shares a crazy monkey story from India. "I think every girl's dream is to find a bad boy at the right time, when he wants to not be bad anymore" - Napoleon Bonaparte c. 1795

Grace throws her hat in the podcast ring as she tries to win over Paula, Randy, and Simon with stories of her sexcapades. "Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit" - Leonardo da Vinci c. 1518

Grab a Piña Colada, strap on your life vest, and climb aboard the S.S. Drama for some juicy gossip about three strangers that we'll probably never see again. "Good girls are bad girls who never get caught" - Abraham Lincoln c. 1819

In this one we talk about one of our classmates, codename: Luca. She was TRÈS dramatique. "We all know someone who speaks fluent shit" - Jackie Kennedy c. 1932

Take a bite of our first podcast episode where we discuss a percussive problem, driving far for Chick-Fil-A, and the ultimate high school challenge. "Queens don't compete with hoes" - Confucius c. 474 B.C.