You Monster!

Make a wish! Was it for a new episode of You Monster about Genies? No? Well, you should have been a little more clear then. This week we are visited by an internet Genie! No, not like a big nerd - That comes later. We make a few wishes, create a podcast that already exists, and here the tale of Greg's terrible day. Suggested Talking Points: Genie or Spam?, Thomas Cons a Genie, Rebecca Black the Djinn, Wolfman's Dark Side, We're Sorry Dragon Ballerz, Good Audio Content, Greg... This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

These buzzed boys are wishing you a happy Halloween in our first bonus episode! This week our "experts" share a few beers with some guests, including a real extraterrestrial. Rob asks about UFOs, our alien guest samples his home language, and Thomas weaves his UFO tale. Suggested Talking Points: The Radio Invasion, Thombarq's Native Tongue, Billie Joe's Flying Saucer, Boo Balls Staring Harrison Ford, Disposable Companions, A Horse named Microphone, and Thomas' Tale This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Our boys are a bit beat down with different ailments and conditions but they will prevail over one sickness - Love Sickness... In this episode, Rob and Tyler discuss a monster that plagues all children before they develop oily faces, cracking voices, and WeIrD feelings. Suggested Talking Points: Daddy Brought The Sickness, Cootie Catchers, A Journey to the Center of the Rob, Cootie Cuties This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In this episode, our good ol' boys take a trip down to the swamps of Myakka City, Florida. They also thought they were going to do more of a mash-up with their original test episode. However, Rob and Tyler's recording ran long as it is, so the rest of it will remain at large, much like the subject of said test episode. Suggested Talking Points: Our Auditory Nightmare of a Beginning, Skunk Ape Le Pew, Don't Over Bait ;), Military Accents, Skunk Ape!?, A Night With Sasquatch Skunk Ape!? Movie Link This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week Tyler dons the host kimono and thank god for that because some dingus forgot to check his mic settings for the first half of this episode. This week we talk about 3 yokai from Japanese folklore and probably say everything wrong - But no one wants to talk to us on social media anyway, so there's no one to correct us. YAY! Suggested Talking Points: Tub Lappa, Little Foot, and Ace Ventura This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We know that this episode came out after the holidays, but Grampus is always watching! Thomas is a busy busy boy during this holiday season so we have our producer Tyler "Wolfman" Church filling in for him and he brought an old friend of his. 2017 has been a year of some naughty people – this week we learn all about who is going to punish them. We play a game of Naughty or Nice and hear a shocking tail. wink Suggested Talking Points: Grampus. Rob did a bad job/Tyler get's fired. Krampus, you DAWWWG!. Krampus' Secret Stuff. Naughty or Nice. An Erotic Tail. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We'll be honest, this one sucks... AH AH AH... On this weeks episode, Rob and Thomas discuss Dracula. They meet a new friend and his enemy, file through Dracula's slew of transportation magics, and read how two writers ruin a friendship on Christmas. Suggested Talking Points: Count Nosperacula, Power of Flair, Vampire Steal Yo' Girl, The Sandler Parallel, The IMDb Audiobook, Count Dookula, A Freddie to Remember, America: A Sexual Deviant This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week our boys have gotten themselves into something a bit hairy... Werewolves. Strap in because everything you've ever known about these sweet pups is wrong. The man with a missing hand, a hunky boy, a curvy girl, and safe sex all await you in our very first episode. Suggested talking points: Feline friends, a cool new belt, My Werewolf Ex-Boyfriend, an enchanted piss pool, Lautner's rise and demise, Mr. Stumpp's Sex Ed., and Thomas' Verdict