20's & 1's

During this holiday season, we like to look back on all the wonderful events of this past year and be thankful for the friends we have. We'd also like to preemptively thank Claus the Life Day Polar Bear for the gifts he'll bring us. Page Flip, personally, would like to kill a man. Trick would like some fish but also would like that minotaur to stay with Krampus. And Shelby...well Shelby wants to know what the hell Ebenezer does in his free time. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Thorne and Tavia decide that they really like crashing in stranger's houses. Well, is it a house if it's just a furnished cave? Nevertheless, cave crashing, chilling on stranger's couches and all that. Meanwhile Felicity feels like the Gods above might be playing some sick twisted game of Jenga to decide how her javelin quest is going so that's not really helping her stay stress free. Let's hope that all goes well for both groups of lunatics. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

How well will the Clumsy Lunatics do surviving the winter storms in the mountains of the Feywild? I mean, they'd probably do better if they hadn't, you know, split the party??? The two groups continue out of the cave system they got lost in, trying their best to escape those they angered within, and go forth on their respective quests; Felicity to her javelin with Noodles, Cuddly, and Geiger coming along, and Tavia and Thorne, to continue with the Goddess's task, and maybe find Katar, the Stag, and Felicity's gang along the way? Hopefully? Who even knows. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Continuing on their predicament of being locked in the cells of who knows who, our gang has to escape. They also find yet another person to add to their entourage, though we're not sure if we can trust them yet. Later, after making a fuck ton of noise and calling the attention of just a few foes, Felicity, enraged, accidentally lets the whole mountain know they're there which can only lead to even more trouble. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

The one where the humble game master threatens us with fucking Tiamat because we're assholes. Also Felicity gets lead on her javelin. Tavia pulls some shifty shit regarding Felicity's mental health. And the gang all sets out on their continued quest of Thorne's and somehow end up in another pickle. Are we really that shocked? Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Katar's honestly doing pretty great adventuring with the gang, even if he's having some rough times. The gang also finally make it to the nameless city and, who knows, maybe they'll name it to make things easier to understand for themselves in the Feywild. Felicity learns more of a new quest she's going to set out on, and Tavia and Thorne get into some shit....as usual. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Thorne throws down with Thorne and Thorne. I wonder how that'll go. Will Thorne win? Or will Thorne win? What about Thorne? Now that's a contender honestly. Later the gang continues through the forest, hoping to be done with the spoop sooner rather than later but you know things don't go smoothly in adventures like this one.  Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

After a much needed rest after fighting Thorne's long lost frog love, the gang continues towards wherever the goddess is leading them which just so happens to be a hella spooky forest. Katar is pretty shaken up about the thought of entering a creppy forest of untold horrors but they go in anyway! What will the gang find inside? OOOOooooOOOO who knows. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Continuing on their quest to get Thorne laid apparently, the gang and Katar stumble upon a derelict theatre and find they may have to bluff their way through the staging of an epic tale before they can continue further on. Later we learn that peer pressure works and maybe not to kiss giant, scary, six-legged frogs? I mean, if that's your jam go for it, but otherwise maybe not. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Well now that all that wizard business has been sorted/shoved to the back burner, our "heroes" can continue on their original quest, right? Right??? Well maybe another detour would be okay. The gang unintentionally (it was Thorne's fault) finds themselves in a whole new world and are tasked with finding a very important women if they'd like a nice reward. They also stumble into a nice elf who plans on making the gang famous! Though that could end up being infamous knowing them. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

After fighting the possibility of being killed by shadows, the gang and Balthazar continue through the wizard's tower to attempt to help ol' Balthy find his stolen property. But the gang should really ask more questions, especially of their employer when he begins to act, ya know, questionable. How will this all pan out? Honestly, probably could've ended both better and worse than it actually did. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

What do you do when your best navigator somehow gets you lost? Twice? In a row?? You take on a job for a random potentially sketchy one armless wizard you find in the forest...cos that sounds smart. Our gang of idiots wouldn't possibly be the ones who do that right? Right??? Right?!? Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Our band of lunatics sort out the various places they plan on hitting up in the new world to both seek out Francis and offer their assistance to the resistance's cause. In prepping for their journey Tavia's art skills get critiqued, the ladies buy SO MANY socks, and Thorne just does what Thorne Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

The team continues their stay in Galewharf for a bit longer as they decide how to proceed and to what lengths they'll work with/for the revolution. They also see just how the city is recovering from the attacks when shopping where most importantly, they buy Noodles a scarf. And how will Thorne and Tavia react to  finding out they died? Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

The Clumsy Lunatics return to Galewharf to find the resulting mess from the war zone they left behind when they left or Silvercoast and try to decide if they want any say in how the new world is meant to be governed. Also, to the DM's delight, the team finally decides to follow up about Francis in a way that may actually do them some good. Go team. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

A party tale like no other wherein Shelby does the Lord's work, Trick finds they have an affinity for lamp shades and shoelaces, and Page Flip finds a great alternative to his future career path if his studies fail him. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

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The team revels in their victory of a job well done saving the city instead of destroying absolutely all the things. They also try their hand at bartering for a better reward because, remember everyone, they're assholes. Thorne somehow woos some ladies with some not so wonderful dancing. Tavia sasses an old, probably on death's door, lady. And  Felicity copes with her dragon related issues with DRANKS Y'ALL. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Do our heroes face off with yet another foe in the Underdark? Yes, yes they do. Do they finally reach their goal of meeting up with their interesting choice of ally in the Underdark to take down the cause that by extension plagues the citizens and their continuing agreement of safety/existence with their local dragon overlord? I certainly hope they do otherwise things don't look too good for them. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Flumphs 'n' bats 'n' flumphs 'n' bats 'n' flumphs 'n' bats 'n' flumphs 'n' bats. The gang continues their adventure deep into the mines of Silvercoast, finding many a new things to fight and the cutest little jellybean to help direct them a bit more on a correct path around some hella dangerous foes. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

And so begins the story of the gang's newest friend, a pech they hope will help them solve their banging-noise-in-mine-problem to help the citizens of Silvercoast. They'll have to help this new friend with a diamond problem first. Also we learn the best solution to all problems is to take naps. Especially when one's brains are zapped outta one's head. What a wild ride these mines will be. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

What will the gang find in the mines of Silvercoast? Is it silver? Giant acid spewing bugs? More followers of Loxo? A new pet? Weird photophobic creatures? Themselves after much deep introspection? Who knows! Could be some of the above, or all of the above, or none of the above! Though we should just cut the option of "none of the above" cos we all know there is in fact silver in the mines of Silvercoast...it's kind of in the name. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Can the team rectify one idiot's mistake? Depends on if the DM likes them enough and the dice roll in their favor honestly. Will this team continue to make questionable choices? Yes. Are they maybe a little bit insane? Oh absolutely. Is it smart of level five characters to face a red dragon? No! But most importantly, will Felicity become the greatest thief of all time AND turn back that time? Guess you'll have to listen to find out, won't you. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

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How do we begin to describe the depths of stupidity that our band of assholes have reached today? It's deep. About Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench deep. Okay let's be real it's mostly Thorne. Thorne does some really dumb stuff. Though the plan Felicity hatched today is either equally as stupid or, on the contrary, so utterly brilliant that it could negate all that stupid. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

After their acquisition of a new ally, the gang explores what's left of Wolfsport and, naturally, find a creature from another plane to contend with. Later, they get their sneak on around a zombie filled town and deal with a Loxodon named Jonas who apparently has vital intelligence on what is causing the struggles Silvercoast is currently bedeviled with. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

The gang continues their trek to Silvercoast and meet many an interesting person; from one captain of the military who refuses to be F•R•I•E•N•D•S with them, to someone Felicity is already well acquainted with, to a gentleman who will apparently require the gang's services at a much later date. They also learn of a neat legend that has to do with some big red thing flying about over Silvercoast that could make or break the team. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

How much do our band of idiots want to piss off the DM today? Is it a "let's ignore the next possible three months worth of plans you had for our team and make you reevaluate your plot" amount? It may just be. In other words, the team hatches a plan to visit the city that started this mess; Wolfsport. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

This week we return to find our three assholes ignoring, once again, the actual problem in the city. You know... it's kind of in the midst of a revolution? They don't seem to mind though. Instead, though, will Tavia and Felicity get to sort out their enrollment in university? How will Thorne deal with his ongoing existential crisis? And most of all, will these idiots learn to not split the party in a city under attack? I bet you can figure out that answer. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Is Thorne a trophy husband worth snatching up? Did he really kill his siblings? Did they maybe kill him instead? Is Thorne even alive at all? Why are there so many Thorne questions? Well, he did say he was kind of a big deal. While Tavia puts up with all of his nonsense, Felicity explores the revolution-ridden city and discovers her artistic side while taking a rest from the ruckus up above. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

We return to the gang as Thorne still desperately wants to become a father, Felicity and Tavia try to convince him to not become a father as he likely already is somewhere, and Midas is still holding them all hostage because he still wants his fancy golden shawl back. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

This week, of all the things our gang could put on the back burner, it's amazingly the battleground that is Galewharf. Instead they find a new friend who enlists them to help him find a fancy shawl. Or maybe he takes them hostage? Who even knows what's going on anymore in this episode. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

We find ourselves in Galewharf, continuing to follow our "heroes" as they deal with an ever growing state of unrest between people who are in power and those who want them out of power, some more shaking down and book reading, and a very severe circumcision.  Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

What do you get when you take a druid, an explosion, and an inability to lie convincingly? We'll give you three guesses. 1....2....3....Was your answer Tavia and Felicity tying Thorne to a bed? Well that's the answer. We swear it's not in a kinky way. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord  

During a very eventful, and one might suppose successful day, the gang shows their support of the adopt don't shop mentality, gain some coinage, and accomplish basically everything they set out to do at the dawn of the day. On the other side of this coin, though, they still wreak a bit of havoc doing so. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Among other things learned today, we find out Felicity's favorite type of humor is puns, the highest form of comedy, if you will. Meanwhile, Tavia and Thorne continue with their semi-violent, siblingesque relationship while dealing with a hangover and coming down from a hallucinogenic high. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Our favorite "heroes" return to watch Maximilius run the dreaded death race, get into some crazy shit on Party Island, and make entirely too many pop culture references to be necessary.  Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

We follow up on our gang's current exploits and learn Tavia's a compassionate debt collector, Thorne is a "cultured man", and Felicity is a potential pyromaniac? This can only go swimmingly we're sure. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

We rejoin our heroes as they begin to explore the bustling city of Galewharf and along the way seek out riddles for spells, popcorn for death sports, a dragon of all things? Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

After the mess our heroes (sure we'll call them heroes) left in Wolfsport, we follow them on their escape to Galewharf wherein we find a poor attempt at a robbery, owlbears, and Tavia's newfound interest in "gold". Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

Our favorite roving band of assholes continues to test their limits with the High Priest Francis to see just how much they can annoy him before all hell potentially breaks loose in the town of Wolfsport. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

The cast of 20's & 1's finds they're continuing to have difficulties adjusting to, and understanding, the grand prophecy that their new acquaintance insists they play a big part in. Instead they try to annoy him to death. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord

The cast of 20's & 1's returns after their eventful voyage at sea ended rather unexpectedly and find their way to a new town full of quite a curious band of citizens. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord  

The cast of 20's & 1's embark on a brand new adventure! Join this crew as they explore a new world hosted by Ryan Travers, and starring Kat Brennan, Nick Barr, and Katie Schlegel. Twitter Instagram Reddit Discord