Join Sarah, New Zealand's worst Suzy Cato impersonator, as she galumphs through two hours of arguably decent tunes.

Listen, in real time, as Sarah loses their mind. What could go wrong?

Record Store Day releases and RUSSELL MAEL I/V SPECIAL. Get yr tix: Sparks NZ Tour. Thanks Decibel Wines. (Get a discount on your order with code 95BFM.)

Get yr tix, weirdos: The Weed Eaters: Big Forking Tour. Thanks Decibel Wines. (Get a discount on your order with code 95BFM.)

Plastic bunbun forest searching time. [throws shaka] Thanks to Decibel Wines. (Get a discount on your order with code 95BFM.)

Come get your honey. Thanks to Decibel Wines. (Get a discount on your order with code 95BFM.)

Feat. the Ladies of the St. Mary's (Auckland) Cathedral Choir. (!) Thanks to Decibel Wines.

And it's me and a friend left in a room / just me and a friend / out of this place now or else we're never gonna get out of here / just left in a room / that's all. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

My obsession / it's my creation / you'll understand / it's not important now. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

Travel from closeness to silence, to silence. (Well, quite hectic TBH.) Thanks to Decibel Wines.

But... do you remember the first time? Thanks to Decibel Wines.

"People don't know what they want, not before they see it. Every object of desire is a found object. Traditionally, anyway." - William Gibson Thanks to Decibel Wines.

"30min of purebliss pon de motoway" - anon. texter. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

soporific - /sɒpəˈrɪfɪk/ - adj. - tending to induce drowsiness or sleep; sleepy or drowsy. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

Happy new, yeh? x Thanks to Decibel Wines.

必ず今夜なら / 言えそうな気がした / silent night / holy night. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

Come out and live with a religious community / in a beautiful place out in the country. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

Fly high, Mike. Brought to you by Decibel Wines.

Mole frequencies, innit. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

Tweak w/ a side of Wales. Thanks to Decibel Wines.

FWIW: a fifteen minute SebastiAn track would have been too much. Maybe.

Radio Soulwax 'All Systems Are Lying' Premiere with Stefaan Van Leuven. What the hell.

"How many dimensions are out there? 10 or 24 or more? I have read about 10 but is 24 just a theoretical number? Pls. advise."

Bassline for suspicious animals.

48 hour powercut = what you want, b*tch. (Sorry.)

He kākano ahau, e kore au e ngaro.

"We'll split it, as we often do, in the sonic divorce."

You parked in Owen Glenn? ...Honestly though.

There's kitty litter in the washing machine.

"'Dad, what's a [redacted]?' said my five year old daughter." - 95bFM texter.

"There's no such thing as too much John Cale." - Anon.

It's only Sarah on 95bFM Breakfast duty this morning, featuring: Political Commentary w/ David Slack; announcing the Silver Scroll | Kaitito Kaiaka and Tohu Maioha nominee lists; Stefaan Van Leuven of Soulwax; Priya Sami of Bub; and unnecessary attempts to chat with the newsteam. (Sorry newsteam.)

"Now come on, would Eli have played that?" - Anon.

"No, she didn't train with Lecoq; she's just a straight-up bitch."

"On behalf of all stoners - thank you." - Anon.

It's been a while, not gonna lie. You're all what brought things back, innit.