976 Neon

Happy Anniversary to NEON brought to you by NEON and all for NEON! Thank you to all my supporters for the 6 years of NEON calls. Support those who support you through the pick-ups and hang-ups. We have lots of pick-up/hang-ups. NEON talks to a guy about dinner and being friends. More wellness checks to […]

Happy 4th of July!! NEON calls from the inside of the phone and asks to spray paint an American flag on people’s houses and cars for patriotism. We call from the Office of Cancel Culture to know how American people are in the morning. NEON calls from the HOA again to let folks know their […]

NEON calls a rude lady with an attitude and then calls her back to make her mad. A guy talks about clothes on the next call. Time for NOONOO UK Wankers: We talk to Jawa from the Star Wars Corporation and a hug. A guy doesn’t understand what Big Foot is or accept a date […]

No one picks up for NEON for this 9-minute show. NEON asks people why they keep calling. A mean lady denies calling. NEON calls the Kremlin but the answering service doesn’t seem to understand. Next, NEON calls the White House but NEON thinks it’s just Cheech’s cell phone number. Thanks to Cheech, my White House […]

No one wants NEON’s help with wellness checks. NEON looks for toilet paper from more mush-mouths. A NOONOO UK guy gets creepy and goes on forever when we ask for more toilet paper, Chinese food, and give him personal info. NEON is THE QUEEN and accuses the same guy of wanting my panties. NEON talks […]

NEON calls a guy from the grocery store about random stuff. Next we talk to a real SOB about the wrong number and then to people that won’t stop calling NEON. We call the Nintendo guy back and let him talk some more. NEON asks a guy to make her something to eat. A lady […]

NEON tests equipment and music levels and makes calls. We talk to a guy that won’t talk to NEON, a sleepy person that moans then brings out the means. We ask about ghosts and haunted houses with a guy cleaning out his bedroom who alludes to a happy dog ghost dog. NEON calls mush-mouthed trashy […]

=NEON Mixes up 3 shows from the end of 2018 filled with crazies, witches, a llama, and more!= Thanks for the love and support, weirdos and phone phreaks! Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an […]

This show (with lots of cray folks answering) got an honorable mention on Phone Losers of America! Thanks! For RBCP’s review of this show, please listen here.

NEON becomes everyone’s worst nightmare in this episode. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of all live shows! Subscribe to Neon’s RSS FEED Visit Neon’s Site Visit Neon’s YouTube Channel Neon’s Official Facebook Support Neon’s Patreon INSTAGRAM: 976NEON TWITTER: 976NEON Thank […]

NEON busts some Nite Caps over the phone, yo. Always remember the safe way out of a situation. NEON calls random places and NooNoo numbers for pure creepster feels. NEON accidentally calls an old Kanaka and he gets lit. Some guy all about nuts wants to know our name. Quiet dudes survive in the last-ish […]

NEON’s phone style in a fucked up kinda way! NEON play let’s guess our name. Then NEON calls an old man and UK numbers from NooNoo. NEON talks to an old UK dude, probably NooNoo’s dad, a snippy wanker and some funny lady.

NEON’s looking for you… NEON calls a lady who ends up getting mad and yelling a lot about not being appreciated. An old man lets his line echo while a lady hangs up and some dude can’t handle the complete silence of the call. NEON calls looking for her phone dad, RBCP, at strip clubs. […]

(Pizza Edition) Neon does a randomly risqué show. Neon asks if people are spies, wanting to buy stuff, the oxford comma, and pizza. Some lady starts yelling for some reason. A guy keeps talking at the same time Neon does. Some guy tells us what to do with the pizza. Some guy doesn’t want to […]

EVERY NEON SHOW STARTS AS A LIVE SHOW! (GAWD) In this show NEON talks with screaming callers and impatient people. A lady wants to know who NEON is, some lady wants to talk about Peewee and Conky the honky. NEON calls “the pizza” with some questions. NooNoo’s numbers finally work and we talk to a […]

NEON calls her favorite movie thingy, Fandango. A mean, old woman tells us she’s not looking forward to a Happy New Year. NEON calls her favorite Indian restaurant. Some guy gets pretty jazzed on bees and the radio. NEON calls wankers to wish them a Happy New Year as well as let the phone ring, ring, ring. […]

NEON does a show and finally uploads it! This weird show starts with some weirdo making some weird noise. A wild turkey talking lady leads NEON to talk to a guy that wins the internet. We call the bird people about their filthy dog. Some guy is scared of NEON…who me? NEON gets people triggered […]

NEON does an out of this world show Listen Visit Communicate Support

YAY! A LATE NEON SHOE, WITH CAPS! NEON calls some people really late at night for randomly weird stuff. A lady wants some grapes. We call a guy about our UBER ride. Some lady has a bathtub and tells us about the weather where she is. Some guy doesn’t think his wife is hot and we tell him otherwise. Subscribe […]

NEON does a LATE call/music/music/call show you probably missed! :O NEON calls a bunch of people to accuse them of calling NEON. Some lady wants us to stop calling her. We ask for wood from Chuck. Tom has something NEON thinks will work well for a spaceship with ground control. A yoga lady wishes us Namaste at […]

NEON finally does a show with even cooler musical transitions!!! Neon calls a lady to tell her to stop calling Neon. A mushy-mouthed man burps on the phone and pretends not to understand. Neon talks to a guy with a bad phone. Some guy with a sewing machine is weird. Neon calls the wrong guy about […]

NEON does a show with lots of phone ringing! Thank you Steven Aspinwall for joining in! In this show we reach a lady about a changing table and get attitude from her. Some mush mouth guy is selling Guineas. Steven Aspinwall joins and we talk to a lady with a Chevy, some lady we called […]