Big & Tall Tales

Riding in small cars isn’t easy, but Phillip and Blaine thinks it’s trendy and affordable!

Phillip recalls the summer of Yoo-hoo and Blaine may or may not own dumbbells. Check out the madness on this episode of Big and Tall Tales

Steering wheels are for driving only and if Phillip and Blaine have been to a drive thru...double check that receipt.

The books in a bathroom are there for the owners and not the guests.

When the belt is tight...life feels alright! Buckle up as Phillip and Blaine share some tips for holding it all together.

Valentine's Day has come and gone, but donuts are here to stay...all year long!

The Super Bowl, manicures, and Air Force 1s...Phillip and Blaine cover it all on todays episode.

Bernie has unified us in the most interesting way, and Phillip and Blaine couldn’t be happier about it.

Phillip and Blaine discuss the importance of standing for your watch so it doesn’t get too angry at you and call the police.

COVID caught up with Blaine, and Phillip brought along Matt to see if they could get Blaine to lose his lunch watching them eat Little Debbie cakes...It’s exactly how you would expect to end 2020.

Phillip and Blaine are at that age where they are making observations and forming strong opinions about the “kids these days”...am I right?!

All aboard the esteem train. Phillip and Blaine won’t let clothes keep them down.

There is no turning back now. Jump in the conversation with Phillip and Blaine as they go all over the place in today’s episode.

We voted yesterday, and we think curbside is still the greatest thing that has happened in 2020!

Mr. McLaren is back from his honeymoon and he has opinions!

This week Phillip and Blaine celebrate a year of telling tall tales. Thanks for joining us on the first leg of our journey.

When will the buffet open, and will Blaine ever go back? Find out on today’s episode of Big & Tall Tales

It’s not funny...unless you laugh. Join Phillip and Blaine on today’s conspiracy fueled episode.

All your weight falls on me...Phillip and Blaine discuss the power of lyrics and CPAP in our everyday lives.

The internet just keeps giving us unusually funny and interesting gifts...Daily!

Today Phillip and Blaine give your some tips on how to stay cool in this summer heat!

The heat is on in the south...Time to bring out the sweat towels! Phillip and Blaine want you to stay dry and goldbond!

Sometimes you need a little extra space. Don’t sit too close to Phillip or Blaine...we don’t like to be crowded.

Phillip and Blaine are joined by Aaron Calhoun and you do not want to miss out on today’s Big & Tall tip!

Phillip and Blaine discuss 36” pecan pies and other very important news in this weeks episode.

After Phillip actually hit the record button...he and Blaine discussed a very important day coming up in Blaine’s world.

Everything is opening back up, but don’t open up your closet after all this quarantine eating...unless you are ready to be disappointed!

The guys are back in The Clubhouse social distancing and remembering better (and worse) times in television history. RIP Jerry Stiller.

Georgia is opening up slowly from the lockdown and Phillip and Blaine aren’t ready to go bowling just yet.

This week Phillip and Blaine talk about Easter baskets and custom masks. Enjoy and stay safe out there!

Shelter in Place and Phillip can’t stay put...That ends today...ummmm didn’t we hear that last week?

Week three of “Shelter in Place” and Phillip and Blaine are starting to go crazy. They can't even stay on subject as they cover everything from Zoom, to guns, to the stimulus package.

Getting stir crazy during this time of staying in place and social distancing. Hear our thoughts on the highs and lows of the past weeks madness.

Wash your hands and press play as Phillip and Blaine walk you through a few tips to help you navigate this season of social distancing.

If you want to tell us a story, please let it be one about donuts and preferably something with icing. Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy a digital donut with Phillip & Blaine.

What would your last meal be? Blaine’s was almost a Costco Hotdog. Join us for a couple near death experiences at one of America’s favorite wholesale retailers.

If you haven’t had an Imodium, a Mountain Dew Zero, or a bad date then Blaine and Phillip have a few stories that you may want to hear.

On today’s episode Phillip and Blaine talk about all of their frustrations in the month of January...ending on how boring they find the Super Bowl.

Today, Phillip and Blaine teach you a new word or remind you of an old one...and the Big & Tall tip for today will really stretch you.

Happy New Year! On today’s episode Phillip and Blaine interview Eric Thames and discuss the 20 something ideas they have about 2020.

Merry Christmas! We had a great time with Shane Cole last week and wanted to offer up some additional convo from the interview! We covered everything from boots to beard grooming. Enjoy a second helping.

Santa is the Big & Tall king of Christmas. His beard is all a part of the magic, and so is the case with our guest today...Shane Cole.

Enjoy a second helping of last weeks interview with this bye week bonus episode. Things got personal and we didn’t want you to miss out. If you only listen to five minutes of it...let it be the last five minutes.

On todays episode our special guest, Tim Langston, discusses everything from the McRib to A&D ointment. Join in on the fun with Phillip, Blaine and Tim.

It’s Thanksgiving season and time for an extra serving of goodness! Today Phillip and Blaine discuss their ideal holiday meals, and begin a series of bye week extras for the podcast. These specials are offered as ‘’in between episode’’ extras and outtakes and simply called...A Second Helping.

On todays episode, Phillip and Blaine share their experiences of life at the amusement parks. Phillip also interviews Disney enthusiast...the Slim & Tall Aaron Calhoun.

On todays episode Phillip and Blaine discuss the frustrations of trying to find just the right size...in a “one size fits most” world.

On this episode of the podcast, Phillip and Blaine talk about the support of good friends and family and the proper pronunciation of “Downton” Abbey.

In the first episode of Big & Tall Tales, Phillip and Blaine discuss what we would consider the foundations of Big & Tall life.