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Today we watch First Day of School and Driven to Tears. Maggie builds their case on why Patrick has really been evil this whole time. Shawn reminiscences on passing notes in school.

Episode Notes Please note that this is not an actual ASMR. We only titled the episode this way to trick the algorithm into giving us those nasty listeners. If you've gotten this far, feel free to join us as we muse over Life of Crime and The Inmates of Summer.

Episode Notes Unholy abomination or misunderstood tragedy? You decide! We're watching Frankendoodle and Doodle Dimension.

Today, we watch Pizza Delivery and Krusty Dogs and realize that most stuff that's different is just stuff that's the same but in a different shape. You know?

You wanna shit gold? Huh? You wanna shit some gold, bro? Join us as we watch Welcome to the Chum Bucket and Le Big Switch and get really mad at gold shitters.

We get into some heated arguments this week, mostly concerning precipitation. Hang out with us as we discuss the existentialism of Rock Bottom and Gone.

Today, we watch a lot of murders happen and get way more existential than we ever intended. Join us as we watch Bubble Buddy and Bubbletown.

Join us as we watch Love That Squid and Krusty Love, and attempt to answer that question old as time: Does Mr. Krabs fuck? (ContraPoints' video on incels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0 )

Join us as we watch The Fry Cook Games and Krusty Krushers. This is a special episode in which we make a pivotal realization: Mr. Krabs kind of sucks?

Do you love your grandma? Today, we watch Grandma's Kisses and Grandpappy the Pirate.

Don't act like you're not curious. Join us as we watch SB-129 and Atlantis Squarepantis and finally reveal the truth about fish aliens.

We ripped the mask from the monster, and it was capitalism all along! He would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling gays and their dumb podcast. Today, we watch Graveyard Shift and Curse of the Hex.

Grab your old-timey fedora and comically oversized magnifying glass, because we're watching Patty Caper and Missing Identity.

It's Christmas, bitches. Today, your favorite BFFs look at two Spongebob Christmas specials and accidentally alienate all of their Christian listeners.

We're back again! Join us this week as we watch Boating School and Nautical Novice and listen as we get angry over mansplaining. Question, comments, or concerns? Contact us at: joycorppresents@gmail.com

Two friends discuss their torrid relationship with that infamous talking sponge. Today, we compare very musical episodes from very different eras of television.