Alcohol, sports, cars, pornography, and disturbing news discussed by two Brandons.

Gynocology, tales from Florida, and legalizing toplessness in Los Angeles.

Reading PornHub comments, a Darth Vader bank robbery, and meeting your sperm bank donation recipient.

Underground squirrel doctor in NYC, flasher at 7/11, and an actual dick-measuring contest.

St. Patrick's Day, South African penis transplant, and an accidental shower birth.

Liquor in Alberta grocery stores, ant attacks, and sex toy injuries.

A raccoon custody battle, Jim Jefferies in Edmonton highlights, and critiquing newspaper models.

$85,000 cheese heist, Albertan town outlawing public swearing, and Irish drug laws.

Celebrity elder abuse, an undead cat, and a schizophrenic goalie mask.