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Today we hear about an incident Susie had at the gym with a man claiming a machine she was using, and she wonders if other women have experienced something similar. We find out why young people are increasingly believing in love at first sight. And Susie explains why therapy culture might be leading to childlessness. Tons of great mental health content in this episode!Jump straight to the action you're looking for:5:00 Susie's new worst enemy at the gym.11:00 Plane crash with only one survivor! How is this possible?!12:14 Sarah explains the plot of Final Destination.13:56 Survivor Guilt, Mental Health, Sarah's EMDR Passion.15:41 What allowed plan crash survivor to cheat death?16:51 Do You Believe In Love at First Sight?17:50 Sarah & Susie's love fest, touching, emotional cry fest.20:57 Study shows a surprisingly high increase in people's belief in love at first sight21:59 What could have caused a 30% increase in people's belief in love at first sight? What happened?24:57 British Lesbian dating reality show, "I Kissed A Girl"27:34 What to consider, what is love? and what is first sight?28:22 Mutual Positive Projection, Twin flames, and society's hope for love.34:36 Could it be that our shifting and often skewed societal expectation of love is what causes this statistical change?35:40 Improve your financial understanding, management and organization with Susie's favorite app. Rocket Money.39:37 The connection between childlessness and therapy culture. New York Times article discussion.43:47 Emotional regulation is what therapy tries to teach you. Looking at the lives of monks is a great example.46:18 Pain times resistance equals suffering.47:33 Going no contact with parents.54:29 Therapy content creators are influencing what society considers as being actual "trauma".55:56 How to live life through our deep down wise mind?Thank you Brainiacs!If you're looking for a good therapist and live in CA, you can reach out to Sarah here: https://www.solutionsoc.com/sarah-riceListen to more podcasts like this: https://wavepodcastnetwork.comConnect with us on social media:BCP Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/braincandypodcastSusie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemeisterSarah's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imsarahriceBCP on X: https://www.x.com/braincandypodSponsors:Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go https://rocketmoney.com/braincandy today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah went to Vail Pride and is getting very emotional about her LGBTQ journey, the self-doubt she's grappled with, and her goal of self-acceptance. We explore why we're often hardest on ourselves and more accepting of others. Sarah talks about a study on rule followers, and we speculate about why people follow rules even when no one would know if they broke it. We discuss why procrastination can be about avoiding feelings that make us uncomfortable rather than the task itself. Sarah's plant stealing lifestyle continues, and she is having guilt about some *leaves* she picked up off the ground. We debate whether private companies should be allowed to "own" celestial bodies.Our Favorite Bits19:26 - Recent study finds that people might be more honest than we thought30:33 - "Someone's having a good time". Sarah's weird interaction at Pride.34:57 - Sarah's story update on the plants41:54 - The moon might be worth TRILLIONS!!!42:35 - EDITOR's PICK - Literally, a lightning clip.46:06 - Moon treasure continued48:16 - Funny discussion about men and the inventions that killed them52:29 - Back to the moon thing again. What the heck are we supposed to do?!01:01:29 - Researchers in China developed a retinal prosthesis to help restore visionThank you for being a Brainiac! Listen to more podcasts like this: https://wavepodcastnetwork.comConnect with us on social media:BCP Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/braincandypodcastSusie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemeisterSarah's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imsarahriceBCP on X: https://www.x.com/braincandypodSponsors:Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com and enter the promo code BRAINCANDYThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/braincandyFor an extra 25% off your order and a special gift, head to https://pacagen.com/braincandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

T. Kyle and Brad discuss Addison Rae's instantly sold out tour, the need for an arena tour, the concept of Addison Rae in stadiums (happening sooner than you think, thank you Lana Del Rey!), Sabrina Carpenter debuting at No. 1 with “Manchild” and proposing no phones at concerts, clapping back at critics accusing her of copying 'Lolita,' people being mad at Benson Boone for “queerbaiting,” men on the charts, Alex Warren and Hype House, Lola Young's in-ears issue, Miley Cyrus popping out during Beyonce's 'Cowboy Carter Tour,' High Fashion Editorial! featuring Bey and MC in Paris, Venus Williams for L'Officiel, Bad Bunny for Variety, Pam Anderson for Harper's Bazaar, Nicole Paige Brooks for Fenty Beauty, TikTok Talk featuring ally Alice Elm, the Real Estate Dolls, Baby Zippy's freestyle, Decorating Cents nightmares, Vanillamace, Lady Gaga's 'Summerboy" taking off, new music from JVNA, After, Nezza, SG Lewis, Jade, Kesha, Slayyyter and Rose Gray. Tits out riding with the windows down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nick and the mono moto James Powell return to dark corners! James' power is out! Animated Lord of the Rings! Tits! Black Scorpion! Hobbit women! Tits! Enjoy!Remember to email us at comicconspodcast@gmail.comFollow us @comicconspodcast (instagram)

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Sarah had a run-in at Home Depot where she was offered free plants, and she said no! And now she has regrets for being so honest and having integrity. Susie gives a tribute to her beloved Brian Wilson. We find out why Amelia Earhart wasn't actually a great pilot (seems like the disappearance should've tipped us off), but instead was just ahead of her time in...influencing. Susie explains how Amelia's famous flight has disturbing similarities to the Titan submersible tragedy. We learn about a woman who donated her body to science, but ended up blown to bits by the military. We hear why a funeral home was sending people remains of the strangers instead of their loved ones. We discuss an Olympian who has been kicked off the canoeing team for having an OnlyFans account and Susie thinks she should start an account for people whose kink is being insulted.Our Favorite Picks10:37 - Susie shares her love for the amazing Brian Wilson.18:58 - New Yorker article about Amelia Earhart30:11 - Man donated his mother's body to alzheimer's research, only to find out it was later sold on, and blown up!39:13 - Sarah's airfryer analogy45:15 - Olympic canoer pays for training by showing off his skin-paddle on Only Fans50:13 - Gen-Z and their dislike for opening a tab at the bar54:24 - Susie considers starting an Only Fans accountThe End... You're welcome.Connect with us on social media:BCP Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/braincandypodcastSusie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemeisterSarah's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imsarahriceBCP on X: https://www.x.com/braincandypodSponsors:Go to https://cozyearth.com and use code BRAINCANDY for 40% off best-selling temperature-regulating sheets, apparel, and more.Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://www.honeylove.com/braincandy #honeylovepodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Susie and Sarah had a little reunion and they're still riding that sweet high. We're happy Susie wasn't on the flight where a little girl was allowed to take over the intercom and sing a Moana song to a non-consensual audience. Sarah tells us about a company that raised millions of dollars from investors posing as an AI tech company when really they had hundreds of people working behind the scenes manually performing tasks instead. A fan is suing the Colorado Rockies after he got hit with a ball. He thinks the team should be held accountable for being so bad that he quit paying attention and got struck by the ball as a result. We hear a list of things that we learned as a result of the Covid pandemic, and one of them involves Susie's footwear.Listen to more podcasts like this: https://wavepodcastnetwork.comConnect with us on social media:BCP Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/braincandypodcastSusie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemeisterSarah's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imsarahriceBCP on X: https://www.x.com/braincandypodSponsors:Visit https://www.carawayhome.com/BRAINCANDY10 or use code BRAINCANDY10 at checkout to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life when you go to https://www.hungryroot.com/BRAINCANDY and use code BRAINCANDYGo to https://paireyewear.com and use code BCP for 15% off your first pair.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We manage to talk about books, a lanyard, art and a beautiful waterway, all while Michael dyes his beard. As always, please send your recommendations to our instagram @makingthecutpodcast.Simpler - https://simplerhaircolor.comPaddington Basin - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddington_BasinLazy Lanyard - https://www.lazylanyard.co.uk/Katie Piper - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsB8cf12lcoStill Beautiful - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Still-Beautiful-Beauty-Owning-Space/dp/0241722594Donna Ashworth - https://donnaashworth.com/Kate Muir - https://katemuir.co.uk/Falling Upward - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Falling-Upward-Spirituality-Halves-Life/dp/0281068917Elrow - https://elrow.com/enRated Modern Art - https://www.instagram.com/ratedmodernart/?hl=enTips for your Tits - https://www.instagram.com/tipsforyourtits/Naughty AF - https://noughtyaf.com/products/noughty-non-alcoholic-rose?srsltid=AfmBOorQokvi0xyEWeQEVWGuGm8gb72dkTs-HI--GYNOonIe8KBfeNdZ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Allez hop, une nouvelle Roux des pays, vous avez choisi la Suisse. Alors hop, voilà tout ce qu’il y a à savoir sur ce joli pays, avec précision et source. Pour soutenir TROLL IN THE SKY (proposer un minitits, recevoir le bonus mensuel, etc) : TIPEE : https://fr.tipeee.com/trollinthesky PATREON : https://www.patreon.com/trollinthesky Réseaux sociaux (oui TITS est désormais partout): Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/trollinthesky/ Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/trollinthesky   Liens Sam: FATS : https://www.facebook.com/FATStheband Gnôle : https://www.facebook.com/GNOLEband Welcome X (groupe heavy rock/fusion de Sam : https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeXOfficial Son dernier album dispo à la FNAC : https://www.fnac.com/a16007669/Welcome-X-Volume-2-CD-album#omnsearchpos=1 Liens Mathieu: Instagram The Doom Dad (post de vinyles à 99%) : https://www.instagram.com/iro22/ Livre écrit à 3 mains en 2010: https://livre.fnac.com/a3395087/Robin-Ferre-Riff-story Chaine Youtube Children of The Sabbath (consacrée à Sabbath): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmvB4kjhXMuHc90zGlEI4jw/featured Chaine Youtube THE DOOM DAD : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCskm8_PoTCTMl4VxIv

Emmanuel Macron se rend en visite officielle au Groenland ce dimanche. Ce territoire autonome du Danemark est convoité par Donald Trump qui a répété qu'il voulait s'en emparer. Le président français annonce s'y rendre pour éviter toute « prédation » et toute « menace » et pour « être en solidarité avec le Premier ministre groenlandais », Jens-Frederik Nielsen. Celui-ci, arrivé au pouvoir en mars, doit veiller à maintenir l'unité de l'île face aux pressions extérieures. Avant de conduire son parti Demokraatit à la victoire, en mars, Jens-Frederik Nielsen était déjà, à maintes reprises, monté sur la première marche du podium, mais dans une tout autre catégorie. Avant de devenir chef de gouvernement, il était surtout connu des Groenlandais pour ses performances au badminton. Membre de l'équipe nationale, il a remporté le championnat à plusieurs reprises. « C'est un très bon joueur. Il est très talentueux en sport. Il est très bon au handball, très bon au foot », raconte son ami d'enfance Hans Brummerstedt, qui a, lui aussi, pratiqué le badminton dans le même club. Pour le jeune homme, qui vit depuis six ans au Danemark et qui s'excuse par avance pour son impartialité, « Jens-Frederik Nielsen est la meilleure personne pour diriger le Groenland aujourd'hui », louant ses qualités de « concentration » et de « persévérance ». Le jeune dirigeant aux yeux rieurs pratique aussi la chasse aux rennes et aime se promener dans la nature en famille. Il élève trois enfants avec sa compagne à Nuuk, la capitale. Il joue aussi du soft rock sur sa guitare lors d'événements de son parti. « Il est très charmant, affable. Il est peut-être jeune, mais il a eu l'expérience d'un rôle ministériel important dans un passé récent », affirme Dwayne Ryan Menezes, directeur du groupe de réflexion britannique Polar Research and Policy Initiative. Le Groenland n'est pas à vendre  Avant d'accéder au poste de chef du gouvernement, Jens-Frederik Nielsen a été ministre du Travail et des Ressources minérales à 28 ans. Un an plus tard, il prenait les rênes du parti social libéral Demokraatit. Son ascension politique a été rapide. Étudiant en sciences sociales, il est repéré par la cheffe du parti de l'époque, Nivi Olsen, séduite par ses écrits sur les réseaux sociaux, comme elle l'a raconté sur le site de KNR, la radio publique nationale du Groenland. Lorsqu'elle est nommée ministre, elle en fait son secrétaire. Il n'a alors que 22 ans. À moins de 30 ans, il accède à la tête du parti social libéral, arrivé premier des élections législatives en mars. À seulement 33 ans, il est le plus jeune Premier ministre du monde, avec de nombreux dossiers à traiter, dont le plus sensible : le statut de l'île, territoire danois autonome de quelque 57 000 habitants, convoité par Donald Trump. « We need Greenland » (« Nous avons besoin du Groenland »), répète à l'envi le président américain. Face à ces velléités, Jens-Frederik Nielsen affiche la fermeté : « le Groenland ne fera jamais partie des États-Unis, nous ne serons jamais à vendre et nous ne serons jamais Américains. Nous ne voulons pas non plus être Danois à l'avenir, nous voulons être indépendants, mais pour l'instant, nous faisons partie du Royaume du Danemark et c'est ainsi ».  Si l'indépendance du Groenland est l'objectif final pour tous les partis politiques du territoire, les moyens d'y parvenir et le calendrier différent. Personne n'envisage sérieusement un rattachement aux États-Unis. Le parti Demokraatit est favorable à une indépendance, à terme, du Groenland, qui possède un statut d'autonomie renforcée au sein du Royaume du Danemark. « Jens-Frederik Nielsen a opéré un changement en pivotant vers le Danemark et l'Europe », souligne le Dr Dwayne Ryan Menezes. « Le gouvernement précédent ne ressentait pas tellement le besoin de discuter des relations entre le Groenland et le Danemark. En l'absence de l'éléphant américain dans la pièce, les problèmes essentiels étaient les griefs du Groenland à l'égard du Danemark. Et soyons honnêtes, ils étaient légitimes. Mais avec le gouvernement Nielsen, il y a eu un renforcement des liens avec le Danemark. Parce que, sur fond de menace Trump, il prend conscience que le statu quo n'est peut-être pas si terrible que cela », complète le spécialiste. C'est d'ailleurs aux côtés de la Première ministre danois Mette Frederiksen que Jens-Frederik Nielsen accueillera Emmanuel Macron dimanche. Large gouvernement de coalition Face aux provocations américaines, le Premier ministre groenlandais a formé un large gouvernement de coalition, sans précédent dans l'ile arctique, composé de quatre des cinq partis élus, en plus de Demokratit, Siumut, IA et Atassut. Seuls les ultranationalistes de Naleraq n'en sont pas. Dans l'accord signé le 28 mars 2025, plusieurs priorités ont été définies, parmi lesquelles, la nécessité de stimuler le secteur privé et d'assainir les finances publiques pour aboutir à une réduction de la dépendance aux subventions danoises. Autre objectif : développer une coopération pragmatique et plus équitable avec le Danemark, tout en se préparant à une gouvernance future indépendante. Enfin, les membres de la coalition ont promis de maintenir une position collective pour répondre à la pression américaine et d'afficher un front uni pour protéger la souveraineté groenlandaise. « La menace extérieure posée par Donald Trump a permis aux quatre partis qui étaient traditionnellement opposés l'un à l'autre et occasionnellement en coalition l'un avec l'autre, de s'unir dans une coalition unique », analyse Dwayne Ryan Menezes, tout en prévenant : « c'est une chose de parvenir à former une coalition, mais la maintenir, c'en est une autre ». À lire aussiAu Groenland, le débat sur l'indépendance relancé par l'offensive de Donald Trump

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This episode, we're joined by the dynamic and hilarious Nico D'Elisa, aka Nico Suave, for a wide-ranging convo on voice, vulnerability, and claiming the stage. From belting Led Zeppelin classics with her tribute band Nico Suave and the Mothership to cracking up crowds with improvised musical comedy, Nico is a true multi-hyphenate force.We get into her Goosemas debut with Goose the band, her unexpected side gig as a medical actress (yes, really), and what it's like to navigate the rock and comedy worlds as a woman with serious stage presence. Nico shares her origin story, her alter ego, and her dreams of hitting festival stages and maybe even SNL.Also in this episode: pelvic exams, frat bro roasts and Robert Plant channeling. It's weird, it's wild, and it's wonderfully Nico.You can find Nico on Instagram @nicosuavedamame and follow Nico Suave and the Mothership here.__Join WTed and the Wysteria Lane community! WTed Goose Radio is looking for women's voices on the air. Lend your voice and become a GORP (Goose Obsessed Radio Personality). Reach out if you're interested in talking about a specific show or curating a playlist for the station. Get involved or tune in here: community.wysterialane.org WTedRadio.comStay up to date with The Femme Flock!Our WebsiteBluesky

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On a very special episode of This Toxic Fandom, the bois go deep under cover as sex workers in 1990s New York City to help out the international superspy Starbooty! Okay, that's not true, but wouldn't it be wild if we did the whole episode like that? Anyway, the girls of the Pink bracket of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 are given a Rusical so Jorgeous can show off how good of a dancer they are, where they play with PUSS, DIC, and TITS! Or something like that. It's kind of a mess. It's a messy bracket with messy girls and we're diving head-first into their final challenge. Who will make it to the next bracket, and who will probably end up showing up on AS12 with Mistress? Join the conversation and download the episode now!

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you've grown!” “Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D's…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn't count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking cacao content, a criminal leaving urine in people's recycling bins, a UK woman arrested for “cyber farting” at her boyfriend's ex, Theo presents some “Retail Therapy” by showing some strange homeopathic Amazon including a grounding mat for your bed, an energy boost spray, and a frequency box. Also on this episode, Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with Aila Glass' “Canadian Girl”, “Bought: A Werewolf Auction Romance”, “Torin”, and more! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into the idea of wasted time, why he became a dad at 21, differences between life in Europe vs life in the US, and other stuff. It was a really good conversation. I don’t know what else to tell you to convince you that it’s worth listening to. But it is. I promise. What else are u gonna do? U can even do something else while you listen to it. Tits. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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 Megan At the Sex Shop: Part 1Young Megan's new job prospects.Based on posts by p Sullivan 2 22 22, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Megan was standing nude in front of the mirror. Little drips of water after the shower still visible on her skin. She ran a finger along her skin; gently cupping her tit; and continuing down along her stomach. Her nipples immediately hardening. She ran the other hand along her smooth mound."What do you wear at an adult store" Megan said to herself. "Classy or Sassy". She gave her body a final critical look; and then turned to the closet. Megan wasn't like those other girls flaunting their sexuality. Her parents taught her to be conservative and to save herself for marriage. "Money is money; and this store was hiring. It's not like she this is using any of those toys; I am just selling them." Megan justified to herself.The closest thing to sexy that Megan could find was a white tennis skirt. It was the shortest skirt she owned; and went a few inches past her ass. So as long as she was careful and not twirling or bending down, she will be covered. To go with the skirt, she decided on a white cotton panties. For the top, she chose a white buttoned shirt, and a comfortable white bra underneath. The white shirt was a little transparent, but only in sunlight. So that won't be a problem inside a store.She arrived at the store on time and met her manager Lauren."Megan; right? Great to finally meet you"; Lauren said extending her hand for a shake."We just have a few preliminary items we need to discuss first. I think you will do wonderfully here. We promote a sex positive image. What that means is that we, as representatives of the brand, need to exude confidence in our sexuality. Can you do that Megan?""I think so. ok. yeah. I guess so" said MeganLauren watched Megan for a moment, taking a long look and sizing her up before continuing. "All new hires need to go through a probation period to ensure they actually have that confidence. I will be responsible for you during this period but also judging you. The way we like to train new hires is to give them the flexibility to discover themselves. You just need to complete 50 tasks. You decide on what they are but I will need to judge whether you are being true to yourself and our brand. Unfortunately, if a task is not sufficient, I will need to issue you a warning, and if you get more than 5 warnings, we will need to end the training and terminate your job here. Does all this make sense Megan?"Megan could only node. "50 tasks, how bad can it be. And I get to decide what they are, so that's not bad" Megan though to herself."Your first task is now. What would you like to do to push a little bit on that sexual comfort boundary. " Lauren asked.Megan was a little dumbstruck thinking about what she can do. "How about I unbutton a few top buttons on my shirt?" asked Megan."That works. See, that was so easy. " Lauren agreed.Megan slowly unbuttoned the top 3 buttons on her shirt. With that many buttons undone, people can now see the tops of her boobs and a little of her white bra underneath."Great. 49 tasks left. This will be fast. Let's do a few tasks now, just to get you a little loose and comfortable, before the store opens and clients start coming in. What do you want to do for your next task?""Can I unbutton another button?" asked Megan."So this is actually a great example where I would give you a warning. This time I won't because you are just learning the rules. Each task needs to be unique, and needs to be more than what you did for the prior ones. So no copy cats, and no incremental baby tasks. "Megan looked around at the aisles of sex toys; and then looked down at her outfit, "I don't know what else I can do. Maybe you can give me some idea of what would qualify?" asked Megan sheepishly."I would love to; I think for your second task. You need to push that boundary of your comfort zone. What can it be, let's see, you can take your top off, and just work in your bra or you can take your bra off, and risk someone seeing your nipples? Do your nipples get hard? "..; "hmm.; another option; you can take your panties off. Your skirt is pretty long, so no one would know except me and you. It will be our little secret. " said Lauren smiling.Megan could feel her juices starting to flow. She couldn't believe her body betraying her like that. "No one would know" she started rationalizing. She has never done anything like this before. She has always worn panties, and comfortable, conservative panties at that. She was at the store for 5 minutes, and already she is being asked to take her panties off. This is another level of crazy. But, her body had other ideas. This moment was so crazy but so exciting at the same time. She could feel her body reacting; her face flushing. Lauren smiled watching Megan's reaction; seeing her body fidgeting; her face flushing.. clearly becoming aroused.Megan lowered her eyes to the floor; her hands moving to the sides of her skirt; lifting it just enough to get to the panties band; then slowly, she started lowering her panties, being careful not to show anything; and keeping her skirt down. When her panties were half way down; she let them drop; and then carefully stepped out of them. She picked them up, and stood there a little dumbfounded, not sure what to do next.Lauren took the chance to step in and take the panties from Megan. "That was really great, and really powerful and strong of you. Great job. " Megan said; while playfully twirling the panties; "one thing;” Lauren continued; while sort of rubbing the panties between her fingers; "your panties are wet"Megan was mortified; her face turning bright red. "I am sorry" whispered Megan."Hon, why are you sorry. This is wonderful. You are turned on and that's the point, to discover your sexuality, to embrace it. I am proud of you. " said Lauren, and gave Megan a hug; "ok, now we need to open the store and get to work. First, I need you to move all those big black dildos from that top shelf, to the very bottom shelf. You'll need to use that little stepping ladder to get to the top shelf. " and with that Lauren walked away leaving Megan standing there."This is a problem. If I get up on the ladder and reach for the dildos, I would definitely be showing my ass. ok. I just need to do this fast, and get it done." There was just no way to do that without mooning the customers. She got up on the ladder but had to stretch out to get to the black dildos; forcing her to bend her back and push her ass further out. She heard a woman clearing her throat behind her, and almost dropped the dildo, she was holding. She quickly turned and came back to the ground."Hi, I am Megan. Can I help you with anything" "Ah -; yes; did you know; that when you're on that ladder; people can see up your skirt. " said the lady.Megan tried to keep from blushing; "we promote a sex positive environment" she said. When the lady left, she saw Lauren walking her way. "That was a great job. Way to get the customer to feel safe and sexy by showing off how you feel safe and sexy""it felt really good to help her" responded Megan."You are really rocking this, let's do the next task now, this way we can just finish all of this fast, and be done with the probation. What would you like to do next?" asked Lauren.Megan face immediately flushed...and she could literally feel her juices running down her leg. "Can you suggest something"; Megan responded in a hoarse voice."You can take the bra off or the shirt or even the skirt. Although, my opinion is that you should keep the skirt, as you're not wearing any panties. What maybe an easy option is to just keep everything on, and try one of the Kegel balls. This way you also get to learn a bit about the products we sell at the same time. "Megan could only nod her head."Great" said Lauren in an excited voice, and proceeded to look for the Kegel box. Finding the one she was looking for; she just took it off the shelf, and opened it, pulling out the toy. "I am sure you are super wet, so we don't need any lubricant. This toy goes all the way in, and the way it works is as you move around; this little weighted ball inside the toy shifts around; it will feel amazing. I promise. " said Lauren; handing the toy to Megan."go ahead and just slide it in" Lauren continued.Megan took the toy; she was in some kind of horny autopilot. Her cunt literally leaking, her face flushed. She never felt like this before, feeling so horny. The toy went in too easily; sliding in; leaving her fingers visibly glistening. Megan still tried to retain a semblance of decency, by trying to keep her skirt down as she put her hand underneath and slide the toy inside."ok; try walking around, see how you feel. " continued Lauren.Megan took a few cautious steps; feeling the ball inside roll and shift its weight; she had to steady herself holding on to nearby table for support. "fuck; this feels amazing" Megan grunted. The sensations weren't enough to orgasm; but keep her on constant horny edge. It was difficult to focus on anything except the pleasure."horny girl; it's still work time. What I need you to do is walk around every aisle and check that all the products are in the right location. When you're done, come back and see me, and we will do the next task."It took Megan sometime to walk around, as she had to take small careful steps. If she moved too fast, she was certain she might orgasm. The other problem was that her cunt was so wet and leaking; she was afraid that the toy would just slide out. So she kept her legs close together, and moved slowly, trying to reduce the amount of stimulation she was getting. After finally completing her task, she slowly returned to Lauren and in a hoarse voice "I finished the inventory.""Good job. Did you think about your next task that you want to do?""Maybe you could suggest something like last time." answered Megan."You know I am starting to think that you might be a submissive Meg. " Lauren answered playfully, which made Megan blush even more than possible.At this point, Megan was so horny, she just wanted more."Right now, you're feeling sexy and horny, but you don't look sexy and horny. So, I suggest for your next task, we make your appearance match how you're feeling. We carry a selection of outfits, it's like our stripper line. I think it would be really great if customers saw how these outfits actually look. I'll pick one out for you to put on. " and without waiting for an answer Lauren started looking for what she had in mind.Lauren returned in a few minutes holding a few small packages."Could I maybe just take off my bra instead of changing everything" asked Megan in a pleading voice.Lauren immediately got very serious "Look Megan; you are not wearing any panties, you have a toy inside your cunt, and I can see your juices literally leaking down your leg. Taking off the bra with that thick shirt, just doesn't push your sexuality forward. I am afraid if you insist, I will need to issue you a warning. It's your choice. ""No; you are right. I need this job. I will wear what you got for me. thank you for helping me by the way. " Megan answered quickly, hoping to divert the conversation away from warnings.Lauren smiled; "of course; right, so, this is the skirt" and she handed a small plastic package to Megan. "; and these are the panties"; she handed a tiny plastic package with what looked like a white string inside. Megan could believe it was a dental floss but not panties. "; the top is where I think you will push your sexuality a little, for sure."; and she handed another little transparent plastic bag. The bag seemed to contain a stockings type mesh material, not something that Megan would classify as a top. "...and finally shoes.".. Lauren dangled a pair of fuck me stripper 7 inch heels."Can I dress in the dressing rooms please" Megan asked not certain what she would do if told to strip here in the middle of the store."of course, Meg; straight in the back are the changing rooms"Megan took her little plastic bags and shoes; and headed back; finding one of the little rooms empty; she stepped inside, and closed the curtain.Looking at herself in the mirror; Megan whispered to herself; "pull yourself together Meg. You need this job. You need the money. It's just probation. And this is good, gets you out of that protective shell. ok, let's do this. "Megan stripped her remaining cloths, standing nude, and admiring her body in the mirror. She had a toned body from all the years of gymnastics but with nice perky tits."ok let's see what this outfit is"; Megan opened the skirt first. You could mistake it for a belt or maybe a wrap, but definitely not a skirt. It was this pleated thing, probably attempting to look like a school girl skirt, "a whore schoolgirl", thought Megan. It had a Velcro connector designed for easy on and off, obviously meant for strippers. She wrapped the skirt around her and fastened the Velcro. The skirt didn't really cover anything. Her cunt was still visible and the skirt barely covered half her ass. Next for the panties. Megan's initial suspicion was right. The panties, calling them panties is a big stretch of the word, was just a set of strings; with a tiny triangle patch, that covered nothing. Megan slipped on the G-string; and found that it was not only tiny, but also a few sizes too small. The string disappeared between her ass cheeks, so from the back it looked like she wasn't wearing anything, and in the front, the little triangle got wedged between her lips. The skirt wasn't long enough, so everything was on display. She looked obscene. The top was next. She slowly opened the little plastic bag, afraid of what she would find. The worst fears confirmed. The top was just a piece of pink fishnet style stocking. It was like a tube top, but made from fishnet stocking material, so had these large holes through out. She might as well be topless. The top covered nothing, just made it seem more obscene. She put on the stripper shoes, wobbling a little from the extra height. She looked at herself in the mirror. Tits completed exposed, hanging out in the fishnet mesh, rock hard nipples, tiny wrap school girl skirt, and her cunt lips sticking out from the G-string. She looked like some kind of horny whore.Before Megan had a chance to chicken out, Lauren opened the curtain and stepped inside, leaving the curtain open. "Oh my god, you look so great. so hot. very sexy. Let me see from all sides. "; and she just placed her hands on Megan's waist and moved her to different directions to get a good luck from front and back."you look so sexy, and everything fits great. I am not seeing the Kegel balls, so looks like you've decided to keep it inside, I told you you'd love it. "Megan realized that she forgot about the Kegel balls inside her, she got so focused on this whore outfit, and it felt so nice to be full. it completely slipped out of her mind to take them out."I know the perfect job for you in this outfit" Laurent took Megan by the hand, and led her out of the changing room, heading for the front of the store."Your job will be to great customers as they walk in. So you stand right here, and you will be the first thing that customers see as they walk in. You should great them happily, and direct them to whatever sections they are looking for. Don't forget to smile and act bubbly and happy. Maybe jumping a little or jiggling your top would be great to, just to show how exciting you are that they have come into the store. "Megan could only nod her head. Her mind was in some kind of cloudy horny daze. She just wanted some privacy so she can touch her needy clit and give some attention to her hard nipples.It was a steady stream of customers coming in. Some of the girls would openly laugh and smile, while others gave a weird wanton look. The guys were more uniform, all of them openly staring at her tits and cunt. She tried her best happy bubbly greetings, bouncing her tits a little. The little fishnet didn't really give any support, so every movement made her tits bounce.After about an hour, Lauren returned to check on Megan; "so how is our horny girl doing. All the customers are talking about you. You've made quite an impression on everyone. I think business is definitely up. great job. ""Thank you. Could I take a little break maybe?" asked Megan.Lauren just smiled "let me guess, you cunt and tits need some attention."Megan just blushed. "was it that obvious was her plan was" she thought."I have an idea, horny girl. Let's do another task. That will give you something else to think about. What would you like to do for your next task?" asked Lauren."short of going naked, I am not sure what else I can do" responded Megan."well, if my math is right, this will be only 6th task, so we still need to get through quite a few. I have an idea for the next task, and we can combine it into two tasks actually, so we can knock off two tasks at the same time. "Lauren pulled one of the boxes.. and took out a set of nipple clamps connected by a metal wire. Without waiting for Megan to respond, she grabbed a nipple, pinching and pulling at the same time, making Megan yelp in surprise and sensation. Then Lauren unceremoniously attached the clamp right to the nipple, and repeated with the other tits."This is part one. To get credit for the second part. You will need to offer this chain to customers coming in, and ask them to pull on it. You need at least 5 customers for it to count. Have fun. " and without waiting for Megan to respond, Lauren just turned around and left her standing here, tits out, nipples clamped, cunt lips hanging out from an obscene thong, standing there in her 7 inch stripper heels.The next customer to walk in was a boy about her age. She tried to act all bubbly, but her face was flush with humiliation. "Hi, welcome to the store. My name is Megan. Please let me know if I can help you with anything. Today we have a sale on nipple clamps; "; she held up the chain; "maybe you can buy it for your girlfriend, she will love it. You can hold this chain, and just pull on it, and that will stimulate her nipples. Please try if you like"; Megan extended the chain a little offering it to the boy."You want me to pull on this chain, how do I know how far to pull?" asked the boy."ah.. I think until maybe you get a reaction" it was the only thing Megan could say in a husky voice, her hands still extended offering the chain.He took the chain, and pulled it a little, watching Megan for her reaction. Megan involuntarily closed her eyes a little. He pulled a little more, and then a little more; extending the nipples; threatening the chain to slide off; Megan gasped; "fuck".; the boy smiled; "I think I am supposed to keep pulling until you squeal"; and he pulled on the chain a little more; causing Megan to squeal from combination of pain and pleasure. He let go, leaving Megan gasping."thanks, that was fun" said the boy, and continued into the store.The next few customers just pulled a little and let go, but the last one was a girl of similar age, wearing jeans and t-shirt. She pulled hard and didn't let go after initial sequel."does the little slut get off on humiliation, and getting her fat tits abused" she asked Megan, while pulling on the chain; Megan gasping between pain and pleasure, her cunt in control of her head; "fuck...yes..; I am a horny slut" gasped Megan in between moans.Before things could escalate further; Lauren stepped in; "ah, I see you found our new resident horny girl. Her name is Megan.; and Megan meet Molly. Molly owns a dominatrix dungeon in the city, and is a regular customer here. I am so glad you got to meet each other. Probably best if you refer to her as Mistress Molly before she pulls any further on your nipples. Why don't you thank Mistress Molly for being such a great customer and helping you with your nipples.""Thank you for being our customer and for helping me Mistress Molly. " said MeganMolly still holding to the chain; yanked it a little further "helping you with what slut?"Megan yelped and quickly followed up "helping me.; eh; by humiliating me; to satisfy my needy cunt"Molly laughed at the response and let go of the chain.

 Megan At the Sex Shop: Part 1Young Megan's new job prospects.Based on posts by p Sullivan 2 22 22, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Megan was standing nude in front of the mirror. Little drips of water after the shower still visible on her skin. She ran a finger along her skin; gently cupping her tit; and continuing down along her stomach. Her nipples immediately hardening. She ran the other hand along her smooth mound."What do you wear at an adult store" Megan said to herself. "Classy or Sassy". She gave her body a final critical look; and then turned to the closet. Megan wasn't like those other girls flaunting their sexuality. Her parents taught her to be conservative and to save herself for marriage. "Money is money; and this store was hiring. It's not like she this is using any of those toys; I am just selling them." Megan justified to herself.The closest thing to sexy that Megan could find was a white tennis skirt. It was the shortest skirt she owned; and went a few inches past her ass. So as long as she was careful and not twirling or bending down, she will be covered. To go with the skirt, she decided on a white cotton panties. For the top, she chose a white buttoned shirt, and a comfortable white bra underneath. The white shirt was a little transparent, but only in sunlight. So that won't be a problem inside a store.She arrived at the store on time and met her manager Lauren."Megan; right? Great to finally meet you"; Lauren said extending her hand for a shake."We just have a few preliminary items we need to discuss first. I think you will do wonderfully here. We promote a sex positive image. What that means is that we, as representatives of the brand, need to exude confidence in our sexuality. Can you do that Megan?""I think so. ok. yeah. I guess so" said MeganLauren watched Megan for a moment, taking a long look and sizing her up before continuing. "All new hires need to go through a probation period to ensure they actually have that confidence. I will be responsible for you during this period but also judging you. The way we like to train new hires is to give them the flexibility to discover themselves. You just need to complete 50 tasks. You decide on what they are but I will need to judge whether you are being true to yourself and our brand. Unfortunately, if a task is not sufficient, I will need to issue you a warning, and if you get more than 5 warnings, we will need to end the training and terminate your job here. Does all this make sense Megan?"Megan could only node. "50 tasks, how bad can it be. And I get to decide what they are, so that's not bad" Megan though to herself."Your first task is now. What would you like to do to push a little bit on that sexual comfort boundary. " Lauren asked.Megan was a little dumbstruck thinking about what she can do. "How about I unbutton a few top buttons on my shirt?" asked Megan."That works. See, that was so easy. " Lauren agreed.Megan slowly unbuttoned the top 3 buttons on her shirt. With that many buttons undone, people can now see the tops of her boobs and a little of her white bra underneath."Great. 49 tasks left. This will be fast. Let's do a few tasks now, just to get you a little loose and comfortable, before the store opens and clients start coming in. What do you want to do for your next task?""Can I unbutton another button?" asked Megan."So this is actually a great example where I would give you a warning. This time I won't because you are just learning the rules. Each task needs to be unique, and needs to be more than what you did for the prior ones. So no copy cats, and no incremental baby tasks. "Megan looked around at the aisles of sex toys; and then looked down at her outfit, "I don't know what else I can do. Maybe you can give me some idea of what would qualify?" asked Megan sheepishly."I would love to; I think for your second task. You need to push that boundary of your comfort zone. What can it be, let's see, you can take your top off, and just work in your bra or you can take your bra off, and risk someone seeing your nipples? Do your nipples get hard? "..; "hmm.; another option; you can take your panties off. Your skirt is pretty long, so no one would know except me and you. It will be our little secret. " said Lauren smiling.Megan could feel her juices starting to flow. She couldn't believe her body betraying her like that. "No one would know" she started rationalizing. She has never done anything like this before. She has always worn panties, and comfortable, conservative panties at that. She was at the store for 5 minutes, and already she is being asked to take her panties off. This is another level of crazy. But, her body had other ideas. This moment was so crazy but so exciting at the same time. She could feel her body reacting; her face flushing. Lauren smiled watching Megan's reaction; seeing her body fidgeting; her face flushing.. clearly becoming aroused.Megan lowered her eyes to the floor; her hands moving to the sides of her skirt; lifting it just enough to get to the panties band; then slowly, she started lowering her panties, being careful not to show anything; and keeping her skirt down. When her panties were half way down; she let them drop; and then carefully stepped out of them. She picked them up, and stood there a little dumbfounded, not sure what to do next.Lauren took the chance to step in and take the panties from Megan. "That was really great, and really powerful and strong of you. Great job. " Megan said; while playfully twirling the panties; "one thing;” Lauren continued; while sort of rubbing the panties between her fingers; "your panties are wet"Megan was mortified; her face turning bright red. "I am sorry" whispered Megan."Hon, why are you sorry. This is wonderful. You are turned on and that's the point, to discover your sexuality, to embrace it. I am proud of you. " said Lauren, and gave Megan a hug; "ok, now we need to open the store and get to work. First, I need you to move all those big black dildos from that top shelf, to the very bottom shelf. You'll need to use that little stepping ladder to get to the top shelf. " and with that Lauren walked away leaving Megan standing there."This is a problem. If I get up on the ladder and reach for the dildos, I would definitely be showing my ass. ok. I just need to do this fast, and get it done." There was just no way to do that without mooning the customers. She got up on the ladder but had to stretch out to get to the black dildos; forcing her to bend her back and push her ass further out. She heard a woman clearing her throat behind her, and almost dropped the dildo, she was holding. She quickly turned and came back to the ground."Hi, I am Megan. Can I help you with anything" "Ah -; yes; did you know; that when you're on that ladder; people can see up your skirt. " said the lady.Megan tried to keep from blushing; "we promote a sex positive environment" she said. When the lady left, she saw Lauren walking her way. "That was a great job. Way to get the customer to feel safe and sexy by showing off how you feel safe and sexy""it felt really good to help her" responded Megan."You are really rocking this, let's do the next task now, this way we can just finish all of this fast, and be done with the probation. What would you like to do next?" asked Lauren.Megan face immediately flushed...and she could literally feel her juices running down her leg. "Can you suggest something"; Megan responded in a hoarse voice."You can take the bra off or the shirt or even the skirt. Although, my opinion is that you should keep the skirt, as you're not wearing any panties. What maybe an easy option is to just keep everything on, and try one of the Kegel balls. This way you also get to learn a bit about the products we sell at the same time. "Megan could only nod her head."Great" said Lauren in an excited voice, and proceeded to look for the Kegel box. Finding the one she was looking for; she just took it off the shelf, and opened it, pulling out the toy. "I am sure you are super wet, so we don't need any lubricant. This toy goes all the way in, and the way it works is as you move around; this little weighted ball inside the toy shifts around; it will feel amazing. I promise. " said Lauren; handing the toy to Megan."go ahead and just slide it in" Lauren continued.Megan took the toy; she was in some kind of horny autopilot. Her cunt literally leaking, her face flushed. She never felt like this before, feeling so horny. The toy went in too easily; sliding in; leaving her fingers visibly glistening. Megan still tried to retain a semblance of decency, by trying to keep her skirt down as she put her hand underneath and slide the toy inside."ok; try walking around, see how you feel. " continued Lauren.Megan took a few cautious steps; feeling the ball inside roll and shift its weight; she had to steady herself holding on to nearby table for support. "fuck; this feels amazing" Megan grunted. The sensations weren't enough to orgasm; but keep her on constant horny edge. It was difficult to focus on anything except the pleasure."horny girl; it's still work time. What I need you to do is walk around every aisle and check that all the products are in the right location. When you're done, come back and see me, and we will do the next task."It took Megan sometime to walk around, as she had to take small careful steps. If she moved too fast, she was certain she might orgasm. The other problem was that her cunt was so wet and leaking; she was afraid that the toy would just slide out. So she kept her legs close together, and moved slowly, trying to reduce the amount of stimulation she was getting. After finally completing her task, she slowly returned to Lauren and in a hoarse voice "I finished the inventory.""Good job. Did you think about your next task that you want to do?""Maybe you could suggest something like last time." answered Megan."You know I am starting to think that you might be a submissive Meg. " Lauren answered playfully, which made Megan blush even more than possible.At this point, Megan was so horny, she just wanted more."Right now, you're feeling sexy and horny, but you don't look sexy and horny. So, I suggest for your next task, we make your appearance match how you're feeling. We carry a selection of outfits, it's like our stripper line. I think it would be really great if customers saw how these outfits actually look. I'll pick one out for you to put on. " and without waiting for an answer Lauren started looking for what she had in mind.Lauren returned in a few minutes holding a few small packages."Could I maybe just take off my bra instead of changing everything" asked Megan in a pleading voice.Lauren immediately got very serious "Look Megan; you are not wearing any panties, you have a toy inside your cunt, and I can see your juices literally leaking down your leg. Taking off the bra with that thick shirt, just doesn't push your sexuality forward. I am afraid if you insist, I will need to issue you a warning. It's your choice. ""No; you are right. I need this job. I will wear what you got for me. thank you for helping me by the way. " Megan answered quickly, hoping to divert the conversation away from warnings.Lauren smiled; "of course; right, so, this is the skirt" and she handed a small plastic package to Megan. "; and these are the panties"; she handed a tiny plastic package with what looked like a white string inside. Megan could believe it was a dental floss but not panties. "; the top is where I think you will push your sexuality a little, for sure."; and she handed another little transparent plastic bag. The bag seemed to contain a stockings type mesh material, not something that Megan would classify as a top. "...and finally shoes.".. Lauren dangled a pair of fuck me stripper 7 inch heels."Can I dress in the dressing rooms please" Megan asked not certain what she would do if told to strip here in the middle of the store."of course, Meg; straight in the back are the changing rooms"Megan took her little plastic bags and shoes; and headed back; finding one of the little rooms empty; she stepped inside, and closed the curtain.Looking at herself in the mirror; Megan whispered to herself; "pull yourself together Meg. You need this job. You need the money. It's just probation. And this is good, gets you out of that protective shell. ok, let's do this. "Megan stripped her remaining cloths, standing nude, and admiring her body in the mirror. She had a toned body from all the years of gymnastics but with nice perky tits."ok let's see what this outfit is"; Megan opened the skirt first. You could mistake it for a belt or maybe a wrap, but definitely not a skirt. It was this pleated thing, probably attempting to look like a school girl skirt, "a whore schoolgirl", thought Megan. It had a Velcro connector designed for easy on and off, obviously meant for strippers. She wrapped the skirt around her and fastened the Velcro. The skirt didn't really cover anything. Her cunt was still visible and the skirt barely covered half her ass. Next for the panties. Megan's initial suspicion was right. The panties, calling them panties is a big stretch of the word, was just a set of strings; with a tiny triangle patch, that covered nothing. Megan slipped on the G-string; and found that it was not only tiny, but also a few sizes too small. The string disappeared between her ass cheeks, so from the back it looked like she wasn't wearing anything, and in the front, the little triangle got wedged between her lips. The skirt wasn't long enough, so everything was on display. She looked obscene. The top was next. She slowly opened the little plastic bag, afraid of what she would find. The worst fears confirmed. The top was just a piece of pink fishnet style stocking. It was like a tube top, but made from fishnet stocking material, so had these large holes through out. She might as well be topless. The top covered nothing, just made it seem more obscene. She put on the stripper shoes, wobbling a little from the extra height. She looked at herself in the mirror. Tits completed exposed, hanging out in the fishnet mesh, rock hard nipples, tiny wrap school girl skirt, and her cunt lips sticking out from the G-string. She looked like some kind of horny whore.Before Megan had a chance to chicken out, Lauren opened the curtain and stepped inside, leaving the curtain open. "Oh my god, you look so great. so hot. very sexy. Let me see from all sides. "; and she just placed her hands on Megan's waist and moved her to different directions to get a good luck from front and back."you look so sexy, and everything fits great. I am not seeing the Kegel balls, so looks like you've decided to keep it inside, I told you you'd love it. "Megan realized that she forgot about the Kegel balls inside her, she got so focused on this whore outfit, and it felt so nice to be full. it completely slipped out of her mind to take them out."I know the perfect job for you in this outfit" Laurent took Megan by the hand, and led her out of the changing room, heading for the front of the store."Your job will be to great customers as they walk in. So you stand right here, and you will be the first thing that customers see as they walk in. You should great them happily, and direct them to whatever sections they are looking for. Don't forget to smile and act bubbly and happy. Maybe jumping a little or jiggling your top would be great to, just to show how exciting you are that they have come into the store. "Megan could only nod her head. Her mind was in some kind of cloudy horny daze. She just wanted some privacy so she can touch her needy clit and give some attention to her hard nipples.It was a steady stream of customers coming in. Some of the girls would openly laugh and smile, while others gave a weird wanton look. The guys were more uniform, all of them openly staring at her tits and cunt. She tried her best happy bubbly greetings, bouncing her tits a little. The little fishnet didn't really give any support, so every movement made her tits bounce.After about an hour, Lauren returned to check on Megan; "so how is our horny girl doing. All the customers are talking about you. You've made quite an impression on everyone. I think business is definitely up. great job. ""Thank you. Could I take a little break maybe?" asked Megan.Lauren just smiled "let me guess, you cunt and tits need some attention."Megan just blushed. "was it that obvious was her plan was" she thought."I have an idea, horny girl. Let's do another task. That will give you something else to think about. What would you like to do for your next task?" asked Lauren."short of going naked, I am not sure what else I can do" responded Megan."well, if my math is right, this will be only 6th task, so we still need to get through quite a few. I have an idea for the next task, and we can combine it into two tasks actually, so we can knock off two tasks at the same time. "Lauren pulled one of the boxes.. and took out a set of nipple clamps connected by a metal wire. Without waiting for Megan to respond, she grabbed a nipple, pinching and pulling at the same time, making Megan yelp in surprise and sensation. Then Lauren unceremoniously attached the clamp right to the nipple, and repeated with the other tits."This is part one. To get credit for the second part. You will need to offer this chain to customers coming in, and ask them to pull on it. You need at least 5 customers for it to count. Have fun. " and without waiting for Megan to respond, Lauren just turned around and left her standing here, tits out, nipples clamped, cunt lips hanging out from an obscene thong, standing there in her 7 inch stripper heels.The next customer to walk in was a boy about her age. She tried to act all bubbly, but her face was flush with humiliation. "Hi, welcome to the store. My name is Megan. Please let me know if I can help you with anything. Today we have a sale on nipple clamps; "; she held up the chain; "maybe you can buy it for your girlfriend, she will love it. You can hold this chain, and just pull on it, and that will stimulate her nipples. Please try if you like"; Megan extended the chain a little offering it to the boy."You want me to pull on this chain, how do I know how far to pull?" asked the boy."ah.. I think until maybe you get a reaction" it was the only thing Megan could say in a husky voice, her hands still extended offering the chain.He took the chain, and pulled it a little, watching Megan for her reaction. Megan involuntarily closed her eyes a little. He pulled a little more, and then a little more; extending the nipples; threatening the chain to slide off; Megan gasped; "fuck".; the boy smiled; "I think I am supposed to keep pulling until you squeal"; and he pulled on the chain a little more; causing Megan to squeal from combination of pain and pleasure. He let go, leaving Megan gasping."thanks, that was fun" said the boy, and continued into the store.The next few customers just pulled a little and let go, but the last one was a girl of similar age, wearing jeans and t-shirt. She pulled hard and didn't let go after initial sequel."does the little slut get off on humiliation, and getting her fat tits abused" she asked Megan, while pulling on the chain; Megan gasping between pain and pleasure, her cunt in control of her head; "fuck...yes..; I am a horny slut" gasped Megan in between moans.Before things could escalate further; Lauren stepped in; "ah, I see you found our new resident horny girl. Her name is Megan.; and Megan meet Molly. Molly owns a dominatrix dungeon in the city, and is a regular customer here. I am so glad you got to meet each other. Probably best if you refer to her as Mistress Molly before she pulls any further on your nipples. Why don't you thank Mistress Molly for being such a great customer and helping you with your nipples.""Thank you for being our customer and for helping me Mistress Molly. " said MeganMolly still holding to the chain; yanked it a little further "helping you with what slut?"Megan yelped and quickly followed up "helping me.; eh; by humiliating me; to satisfy my needy cunt"Molly laughed at the response and let go of the chain.

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A good teacher makes a bad decision to help a student pass. by kotochaos. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  Chapter One: First Time Morgan Klein stared, wide-eyed and slack-jawed, when Chris dropped his pants. To say she was impressed would be an understatement. A smile crawled slowly onto her face as she took in his limp manhood-boyhood, really-and found him larger than her husband at her husband's proudest moment. More impressive was the fact that Chris wasn't even hard yet, though he swelled rapidly under her gaze, growing to an even more impressive size when finished. She could hardly believe it when she took him in hand and found that her fingers could not meet around him.This was Morgan's third year teaching. She was a secondary English teacher and had, the year before, tutored Chris after school. Chris was a tall, brooding sort. He came from a broken home with a single mom in their struggling rural community. His mother did what she could, but she was uneducated herself and, between three jobs, hardly had time to help Chris at all. When he had moved on from eleventh grade, his mother had personally told Morgan's principal that Morgan was her savior. Since then, Morgan has taken a vested interest in Chris' development. Moving into twelfth grade when he should have been ready for graduation, Chris began struggling again. Morgan had been patient at first, but she saw her success quickly withering into failure. Desperate to make a turnaround, she had agreed to a deal which she never thought she would have agreed to before. In her desperation, she had agreed to give Chris an orgasm for a good grade, and Chris eagerly accepted. That was how he ended up fully erect in her face, his massive dick throbbing and leaking in her hand. Chris' penis was nothing like any she had ever seen before. It was something out of a practical joke or a legend. Not only was he thick, but he was monstrously long, too, and his crown was shiny red and dribbling precum as he pulsed and throbbed in her palm. Clearly aroused, she was surprised that he hadn't exploded all over her already. Despite her better judgement, she was flattered at his arousal. Chris stammered as Morgan stared down his shaft. She looked him in the eyes, and he looked away, blushing. “Y-you, Mrs. Klein, you don't have to.” Morgan smiled. Staring down this length, she wondered how he could be brave enough to suggest it but frightened when it happened. His bravado drained the moment he gave her the paper, but she was glad to see that he hadn't deflated at all once after his pants were opened. A lesser man might grow limp with anxiety, but Chris' nerves only seemed to make him harder. “No, Chris, a promise is a promise,” she said, stroking him slowly. She met his gaze again, and her smile broadened as she saw his cheeks growing red. “You got the grade, so you'll get your reward for it. I just wasn't expecting, um, it to be such a LARGE task.” She moved her hand to his root and held him at the base so that she could appreciate his full length. Morgan was a small woman, with small hands, and Chris looked only more impressive by comparison. Despite his length and girth, his pubic hair was sparse and thin, possibly due to his age, she didn't know. She felt silly to be in this situation at all, let alone contemplating the logistics of hair growth in teens. In her second year of teaching, she had been instructed to pick a student and make them her cause. Now, holding Chris hard in her hands, she feels even better about her choice. She held him in both hands and stroked him idly, gathering his precum and smearing it along his shaft. Not a virgin, Morgan has always been pretty and enjoyed male attention. She had never been with someone like Chris, though. Despite his youth, Chris was tall and fit. He still held the A in his hand, clutched tightly and slightly crumpled as she stroked him. He was embarrassed, but he was also throbbing and, measuring at least twelve inches in length and twice her husband' girth, he was more man than anyone she had ever met. Thumbing his crown, Morgan chuckled. Chris moaned in her grasp and, smiling at him, she said, “Someone's excited.” She didn't know who she was talking about, though. Her nipples were erect and chaffing her bra, while her pussy was wetting her panties in her arousal. Chris met her gaze and watched breathlessly as she stroked him with her tiny hands. “Sorry,” he choked, and Morgan laughed again. “Don't be sorry,” she said, and she licked her lips staring down his length. “This is all actually very flattering.” Leaning forward in her chair, she breathed along his cockhead and laughed as he throbbed again. He was steel hard, and she was sure he wouldn't last much longer. A hand job would likely be enough but, stroking him, she knew he wanted more. “Now then, I seem to remember that you had asked for a blowjob in exchange for an A.” Chris nodded, his eyes widening as her wet lips approached his manhood. Morgan licked her lips again and stroked him, gathering precum to his cockhead. Glancing down at him, she chewed her bottom lip. She had never been with a man as large as Chris before, and she was curious to see how well he would fit in her mouth. Though a tiny woman, she was excited to try, and thinking about the size difference between Chris and her husband only made her more excited. “Well, lucky you got an A, then.” Parting her lips, Morgan sucked Chris inside. Her jaw ached to accommodate him as she struggled around his girth. Lips tight, though, she took him to the edge of her throat and gagged briefly before meeting his gaze. Chris watched her in awed silence, his dick painfully hard and his balls tight. He had suggested a blowjob as a joke, and he had felt both guilty and afraid as soon as he said it. When she agreed, he had assumed that was a joke, too, all the way up until she had him in her mouth. Morgan, too, is awed in her own way. Despite being a boy by her estimation, Chris was hung like a man. Fully erect and swelling fatter, he was not only larger than her husband, but he had a more pronounced flavor as well. His precum was thicker than her husband's semen, and the taste of it was robust as it spread across her mouth. Closing her eyes, she focused on the way Chris filled her mouth, and as she bobbed her head on him, she grew drunk on his taste. She mewled, sucking him deep and stroking him with both her hands and her lips. With his flavor in her throat and on her tongue, she became tuned into Chris. His presence surrounded her and filled her. She could smell him suddenly, her nostrils burning with his boyish musk. His youth did nothing to counteract her arousal. In fact, that knowledge that he was still so young only served to arouse her further. She whimpered around him and, hearing this, Chris stiffened in response. Finally, his youth betrayed him. Body tight, muscles flexing, Chris quickened and came hard. Morgan had only just started when his thick semen filled her mouth. Her cheeks ballooned. She swallowed on instinct to keep from choking, but his sperm stuck to her throat. Sitting back to cough, she took the rest across her face. Chris stood still, his dick throbbing as he unloaded the thickest load of his life onto his favorite teacher. Chris' dick was easily twice the size of her husband's. His orgasm, by her estimation, was many times more than that and also many times thicker. He covered her in hot, sticky jelly that burned itself into her flesh. He marked her as his woman, as his slut, as his scalding seed cascaded across her face and torso. Morgan rode it out, her hair catching the semen and clinging to her cheeks. She breathed through it, shivering through her own climax as she smacked her lips. Chris' semen remained thick in her mouth and in her throat, and she could feel it warming her belly. Looking up, she met his gaze and held it as Chris pants and whined like the child he is. In all her life, she has never had a man taste so good. Her husband, in particular, could compete. Chris may have been a boy in many ways, but Morgan had come to recognize that he was a man where it counted most. Coming down from his orgasm, Chris panted. “Oh my God, Mrs. Klein.” Morgan, smiling, sucked him back into her mouth and bobbed her head on him. Chris' hands twitched. He thought to stop her, but he was too drunk on her to fight it. “That felt so good,” he whined. “My hands never felt that good.” Grinning, Morgan flourished her tongue, licking around his glans before holding him with her hands and kissing her way down his hard shaft. Even after the thickest, richest orgasm of either of their lives, he remained erect. She attributed it to his youth, though she found herself flattered by both his resilience and his continued interest. Stroking him idly, she licked his crown. “And that's just the beginning, Chris. Get another A, and we'll see what else I can give you.” She punctuated the statement with a wink. Throbbing in her grip, Chris groaned. “Oh, God!” Morgan laughed in response. That night at home, Morgan tried to have sex with her husband but could not find the willpower to follow through. Comparing him to Chris, she felt both disappointed and defeated. Not only did he fail to measure up to Chris, but his body was softer and his hair thinning. Still young, still fit, and having the interest of one both younger and more impressive than her husband, she found satisfaction in her fingers instead. She masturbated in the shower, teasing and tickling herself to a small climax equal to but less satisfying than the one Chris brought her with a facial. Rinsing herself afterward, she teased her small, pink nipples and later smiled at herself in the mirror. What she was doing was wrong, but it helped Chris and would last until he graduated. That is what she told herself, at least, but deep down she knew that this was only the beginning. Good intentions push a teacher to make another mistake. Chapter Two: Double Take Morgan woke up horny the next day. She woke up imagining Chris' fat cock throbbing and pulsing, and she remembered the hot musk of it as he shot across her face and her nose. She came home sticky with his semen and fingered herself in the shower, her husband was hardly a thought in her head as she did it. She fingered herself again in the morning, reaching a quiet but empty orgasm beside her sleeping husband before her alarm went off. He woke up oblivious, and she woke up angry. She remained horny as she dressed, and she eyed her pert body as well, imagining Chris there with her, equally naked. They would complement each other, Chris' big body looking even bigger beside Morgan's own petite frame. Every part of him was built to break her, but she looked young and could likely pass as his girlfriend in the right context. It flattered her that a man like Chris would show interest in her, and then she reminded herself that Chris was not a man but a boy with a man-sized cock, which did nothing to reduce her pride. The morning passed slowly and empty. She spied Chris passing in the halls but could hardly get him to look her in the eyes. That afternoon for tutoring he was quiet, unwilling or unable to speak to her at length. Morgan, meanwhile, kept hoping he had hidden another A from her and thought to just ask him to let her suck his dick again. She needed to come, and she knew her husband couldn't do it. A week passed and nothing. Thoughts and memories of Chris' dick floated in and out of her head. She tried again to fuck her husband but couldn't. He smelled wrong, and she ended up jerking him off to a meager and disappointing climax. By the next Tuesday, she resented her husband and increasingly looked to Chris for relief. Chris, meanwhile, remained the perfect gentleman. Sometimes, she noticed that he was hard, and though it brought a smile to her face, she wasn't brave enough to act on it. His grades weren't improving, and she didn't want to reward bad behavior. So, she just stared and waited for him to ask for help, and he didn't ask for help because of his embarrassment and his arousal. She had always thought he might have a crush on her, but she had never realized how intense his crush was. Tuesday, however, was too much. They passed in the hall and Morgan noted, with some amusement, that Chris developed a sudden limp. Recognizing her own arousal, she realized the truth–she would have to be the one to end this cold war. So, when tutoring started, she approached his desk and stopped beside him. Seated, he was almost as tall as she was standing. She found his pants tented, and she smiled. He looked at her, his eyes lingering on her small bosom before meeting her gaze. She smiled, and he stammered. “Uh–Um–Mrs. Klein?” Morgan shushed him with one dainty finger to his lips. “Shh,” she said, smiling. “You seem to be having a hard time focusing,” she said, leaning over onto his desk and giving him a glimpse of her breasts down her blouse. “Let me help you.” She ended the statement by cupping his swollen manhood through his pants. Chris gasped. “B-But I haven't gotten another A yet.” Hardly listening, Morgan undid his pants with one hand and pulled his hard dick out. He jumped into view, his dick erupting from the open fly of his boxers. Already long and rigid, he seemed massive compared to her husband, and she cooed as she took him in her hand. After days of fantasy, it felt good to hold the real thing again. “Oh! Do you see that, Chris? You're so big and hard right now, there's no way you can focus on what you're reading. At this rate, you'd be lucky to even get an F.” Taking him in both hands, she stroked him slowly. “Oh, you poor thing. It must hurt to be so big and hard all the time.” Pouting, she looked him in the eyes and found him staring at her breasts. “Is this what I do to you, Chris? Do I make it hard for you to learn?” Gasping and whining, Chris shook his head. His long hair danced as he did. “No, Mrs. Klein. No! You help me!” Morgan smiled. Reaching into his underwear, she cupped his balls and marveled at their weight and size. “That is sweet, Chris, but you don't have to lie.” She purred and held him by his root, staring in awe at his full length. Despite his size, he remained a quiet, mewling teen in the hands of a woman far more experienced. The age difference only helped to arouse her more, and her tiny hands around his dick made him appear bigger by comparison. Groaning, she stroked his full length with both hands. “No, the best thing I can do for you now is help you come. Then and only then can we get any real work done.” She made eye contact with Chris and was happy to find him speechless. Her entire life, she has been a good girl who made the right decision whenever faced with a challenge. Holding Chris now and measuring him against her forearm, she felt like this is the first bad decision of her life, and she was glad that she waited for the right one. Purring, she stroked him from base to crown, holding him as if she was tugging him toward her. “Mm, Chris, I made you this hard. So, I have to be the one who takes on the heavy, heavy burden of helping you find relief.” After that, Morgan lost herself in him. She stared at his shaft and reversed her grip, holding him with both hands and stroking him vigorously. Her husband was a tall man and very slender, and though he was not the only man she had ever been with, he was the one she had chosen to marry. To that point, she had been satisfied with him. Though she had been with bigger men, they had never been large enough to adequately outclass him. Chris, however, outclassed all of them. She had attempted to find pleasure and comfort in her fingers and in her husband for days and found each unworthy. Chris, however, has her wet at a glance. Holding him, stroking him, she could not help but imagine the way that he could and would fill her if given the chance. A facial had given her one of the best orgasms of her life. She knew on instinct that opening her legs to him would give her so much more. Staring at his huge dick as her hands glided across him, watching his swollen red crown leak precum, Morgan whined in her arousal. “Darn it, Chris, I can't believe how stinking big you are!” Gasping in her grasp, Chris whined, “I'm sorry!” Morgan stopped stroking him long enough to look him in the eyes and was hurt to find him anxious. His dick was steel hard, throbbing in her tiny hands, and his interest was obvious, but it was animal interest and little more. Chris was still a child, Morgan remembered, too young to understand her praise or to separate it from insult. She was treating him like a well-endowed stud, experienced and virile, and he could be that someday. Today, however, he was only a eighteen-year-old boy with a mammoth hard-on and a horny teacher. Stroking him more slowly, Morgan swallowed her arousal and put on a smile for him. Chris' big dick was confusing for her. It filled her with lust, but that lust was her burden and not his. He was still a boy, and she was his instructor. It was her job to keep him safe and to teach him the truth. Smiling gently, she whispered to him, “No, Chris. You don't need to apologize. You should never have to apologize for having a big dick.” She giggled, watching him thrust and whine as she stroked him slowly from crown to root. “When I tell you that your dick is big, I am complimenting you. Few men are this size, and I think yours is long, and thick, and gorgeous. So, whenever you're horny, whenever you're distract, bring your big, beautiful dick to me, and I promise to take care of it. Chris gasped, thrusting into her hands, leaking precum all over her fingers. "A-anytime?” Smiling at him again, seeing the hope and the shock in his eyes, Morgan squeezed his dick in open affection. Holding him, stroking him, it is easy to imagine him as a man, but looking him in the eyes reveals that he is only a boy with a man-sized cock that required man-sized attention. The girls at school wouldn't have his best interests at heart, and so Morgan resigned herself to taking care of him instead. “Anytime,” she purred. “Even without an A?” She giggled. “Even without an A.” Licking her lips a second time, she turned her attention back to the swollen, throbbing dick in her hands. She could tell he was getting close and could tell from the way he moved and the way he swelled in her hands. Chris could feel it, too, and seemed to be breathing through his arousal, desperate to keep himself together. Morgan found his efforts cute, but she also wanted to see him explode. Kissing his crown, she whispered, “So, what can I do to help you finish, Chris? What do you need from me? What do you want?” Panting like a dog, Chris barked, “Tits! I want to see your tits!” Smiling, Morgan stroked him with one hand while using her other hand to cup one of her breasts. Her hard nipple dug into her palm as she touched herself. “These little things?” Chris whined and nodded. His dick throbbed, producing even more thick, rich precum to spread across her palm. “Yes,” he panted. “Yes. I want to see them. I want to come on them.” “You want to come on them,” Morgan echoed, laughing. “My, my, you are bold, aren't you?” Releasing her breasts, she put a finger to his mouth as he opened it to apologize. He stared down at her, cross-eyed, around her finger. “Don't,” she said, holding his dick firmly in hand as precum wetted her skin. “Don't apologize, Chris. Women like it when a man knows what he wants, and with a big dick like yours, you have a lot of bargaining power. As for my tits.” Reaching down with her free hand, Morgan lifted her bra and blouse up smoothly over her slender stomach and small, plump breasts. Her nipples, more red than pink in color, stood fully erect and sensitive in the open air. Plucking one, Morgan looked down to regard her breasts before looking him in the eyes and finding him staring. “I can accommodate that request, but you'll have to help me out from here.” Guiding him, she turned him to face her instead of the desk and then moved his hand to hold her blouse up as she kneeled to hold hid dick to her breasts. She returned to stroking him, smearing his precum along his shaft with her palms. The mess spilled onto her chest, gathering in the valley between them. Morgan smiled up at him, and he stared back, jaw hanging, eyes wide and unblinking. She laughed in response. “Now, go ahead and come, Chris. Cover me in all your thick, sticky semen. Unload your big, teenage balls into your favorite teacher's bosom.” Morgan made sure to smile as she fed him the dirty talk, and she felt him quicken immediately. Holding him to her chest, she stroked him to his approaching orgasm and all the way to the end. She could feel his semen swell his shaft, surging and spraying, and she had her own orgasm before his semen even touched her. The feel of his hot seed spreading across her body, though, only amplified it. Like sexual alchemy, it transformed a small, buzzing orgasm into a hurricane of pleasure. By the end both were breathless and panting in climax. Chris' semen had gathered across her breasts and her collar bone, soiling her blouse and possibly ruining it. Morgan didn't care, however. She continued to stroke him before pulling him into her mouth on instinct to clean him. The taste of him elicited a long moan from her as she bobbed her head on him dutifully, both grateful for the orgasm he gave her and the one she received across her torso. Comparing him against her husband again only made her more grateful. When finished, she sat back to display the semen she had collected across her chest to him, and she saw his dick twitch before swelling gradually back to life. Taking hold of him again, Morgan stroked him idly. “Now, now, Chris,” she said, chuckling affectionately as he hardened in her hand. “I won't help you a second time today, no matter how distracted you get.” Taking hold of him by the root, she stared at his dick in awe. “At least, not if you don't earn it.” Eying his cock, she gave it a quick kiss before standing. “We don't have much time before your mother gets here, and I need to get cleaned up.” Watching her move, Chris stammered. Mrs. Klein was a tiny thing, not skinny but slender. She kept fit with rigid exercise, and it showed in the subtle way her body flexed as she moved. Breathless, he stammered, “O-Okay.” Morgan lowered her blouse, pulling it down over her cum-soaked breasts and showing off the stains he left in the fabric. She was partway across the classroom, her bare feet stepping lightly across the glossy tiles, before he called to her. Turning, she stared back at him and his hard dick with equal want. “Yes?” Chris, feeling suddenly self-conscious, looked away. “Tha, Thanks.” Morgan smiled. Eyes fixed on his dick, she said, “You're welcome, and put that big thing away before someone sees it and asks questions.” Chris, looking down at his dick, scrambled. “Yes, ma'am!” Morgan laughed from the doorway. “I'll be back soon, and then we can brush up on some key terms before you go home. Okay?” Chris gave a rushed affirmative as Morgan ducked out into the hall. She hurried to the teacher's lounge bathroom to rinse off but hesitated at the sink when she got there. Wearing his semen was oddly comforting and staring at her reflection made her feel somehow more confident in herself. Already a supremely confident woman, she realized that the pride she felt was in having Chris' interest to begin with. Rinsing herself, she watched the way the water molded her blouse to her figure and thought silently how it will be even harder to keep Chris focused. To be continued in a 10 part series, on Literotica by kotochaos, for Literotica [All characters in this story, are over the age of 18 years.]

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This week the gang talks about Crunchyroll's hit series Chainsaw Man. It's a little late but we talk about how the story goes, what we liked, and what we disliked too. Come take a listen and then join our discord to tell us your thoughts about the show! https://linktr.ee/chaoticallynerdy Intro and outro music is made by Alex Grohl, can find their music on spotify here! https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Mi50rMNTnDl8PVUi1YbpO?si=mVQPtZMeQzOFU3Wcg9g7vw We can be reached at chaoticallynerdy@gmail.com

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There's a lot of googling happening in this weeks episode but it's all for a good cause as the lads reveal the funniest tribute act names that exist around the globe. For the theme they discuss all the weird and wonderful ways people make money on the internet; from ASMR to muckbangs, the lads are on a mission to find out the most lucrative online career in case the podcast goes tits up.Sign up to the I'm Grand Mam Patreon for more stunning content: https://www.patreon.com/imgrandmam ✨ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We anticipate a hot & steamy Summer of dating in NYC as we play "show & tell" in these streets. Join us as we group-hate Katy Perry's life choices.Not sponsored by Dairy Queen.

Oh hello there, and welcome to another splendiferous installment of Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour. This episode, I am joined by my good buddy, amazing actor, and fellow podcaster David Monteith, as we get our teeth into Doctor Who's Robot Revolution (polish polish)! We also chat about the hilarious and heartwarming Space Captain comic, I lose my mind about The Studio, and we both get truly baffled by some real life documentaries about completely bananas things.  All this plus a bit of Black Mirror, and how to avoid getting hit by a train. Grab a lovely bit of cake & enjoy! Dave's song & Stacey's song Geek Syndicate podcast The Naked Geek podcast Stacey's Linktree Music by Starbomb

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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law.  This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!

Troy and Sal are here on the road to WrestleMania and talk about AEW Dynasty being Dy Nasty.

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From co-parenting with Charlie Sheen, to 'Special Forces,' to her new reality show, Denise Richards talks life on the wild side!From the crazy Christmas with Charlie that was more "jail-y" than "jolly," to why she doesn't blame her ex for his bad behavior.Plus, what forced her to join 'Special Forces,' and the one demand she made to producers that could have 'flushed' her deal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit smokeempodcast.substack.comInvestigative reporter Lee Fang talks with Nancy and Sarah about his latest Substack story, “Democrats' Dark Money Fund for TikTok Influencers,” about secret forces behind the sudden media enthusiasm of Kamala Harris' presidential announcement. “As it turns out, the tidal wave of enthusiasm was not entirely genuine. Much of the content,” writes Fang, “was quietly funded by an elusive group of Democratic billionaires and major donors in an arrangement designed to conceal the payments from voters.”Fang may be familiar to listeners from a kerfuffle in summer 2020, when his colleagues at The Intercept turned on him publicly after he tweeted about riots amid the George Floyd moment. Fang talks about how he came to journalism, how to remain an honest broker, and why he's fascinated by the money behind power. Also discussed: * “Tits,” “rack,” and “bosom” all on-air in record time!* Fang, raised on WaPo and cereal* The eerie brilliance of Michael Savage* On being addicted to conservative radio* Fitness bloggers and Mommy bloggers go pro-Kamala!* Nancy has other thoughts about Kamala in the kitchen …* Why do conservative voices dominate the podcast space?* Kamala as “intersectional dream” and “where intersectionality goes to die”* “Call Lee Daddy”* Sarah's been pimping Diet Coke for 20 years and got bupkis* Going viral on Twitter. (Lee does not recommend.)* Sarah repeatedly refers to “Twitter Files” as “WikiLeaks” (durr)* That time Nancy and Lee went to Israel…* Sarah dives back into Depp/Heard; comes back with new information!* The possible Pfizer vaccine hold-up of 2020Plus, Lee recounts “The Intercept Incident,” why dark money won't see the light of day any time soon, Lee dispels conspiracy theories about him, and much more!REMINDER: First Sunday Zoom is this Sunday, April 6, 8pm ET/5pm PT, for paid subscribers only. We'll send the link day-of.Watch the video that caused so much trouble for Lee but made him a better journalist. Become a paid subscriber …

In this episode I discuss my gynecomastia diagnosis as well as give spoiler free mini reviews of everything I watched during the month of March.30 Days of Night 4/5The King Tide 4/5Mickey 17 3.5/10The Phantom of the Opera 3/5In the lost Lands 3/5Beyond the Darkness 3.25/5The Third Eye 4/5Borderline 3/5Ash 3.25/5Locked 3.5/5Tale of Tales 3.5/5Smiley Face 3.5/5Mind Body Spirit 3/5The Woman in the Yard 3.5/5The Rule of Jenny Pen 3.5/5Death of a Unicorn 2.75/5

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Gary and Shannon dive into #SwampWatch, covering Vice President JD Vance's recent speech in Iceland and President Trump's declaration of 'liberation day' with upcoming tariffs. They then explore a new drug-resistant fungus emerging in hospitals nationwide. The conversation takes a lighter turn as they debate the etiquette of bringing pungent foods to the workplace, sharing personal anecdotes about reheated fish and chicken leftovers. The hour wraps up with a fascinating discussion on how artificial light at night affects the survival of great tits, a common European songbird.

Everyone *does* watch women’s sports, and we’re so glad to have so many games on our TVs… but WOW do we need more screens. Big Citrus convenes to talk through just a sliver of the exhilarating action in the NCAA college hockey and college basketball tournaments. Plus, a debut NWSL goal for the ages, a PWHL score that sent fans into a frenzy, and LSU’s Flau’jae Johnson once again makes her mark off the basketball court. Watch Abby Roque’s “Michigan” goal here See the full 2025 WNBA schedule here Check out the Northern Super League’s club kits here What’s gonna be our alternative to “balls to the wall?” Let us know, send us a note at goodgame@acast.com Follow Sarah on social! Bluesky: @sarahspain.com Instagram: @Spain2323 Follow producer Misha Jones! Bluesky: @mishthejrnalist.bsky.social Instagram: @mishthejrnalist Follow producer Alex Azzi! Bluesky: @byalexazzi.bsky.social See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Titties McSmokes-A-Lot rocks a vintage Pistons jersey, fights cramps with Xanax, blunts, and vodka (Queen Liz approved!), while Kid's drooling over her “juggernauts” in this episode of The Goin' Deep Show. Gdub calls out an Essexville rap wannabe hustling weed and guns—street cred in a beet field, really? Kid confesses a toe infection (gross, dude), and Big Boy's Marge dishes life advice with horse teeth and a coleslaw fetish. Whipped cream's a go, but zucchini up the cooche? Nope—pussy's a full meal, says Kid, who'd broadcast from down there. Titties roasts bad muff divers, Gdub's a cunnilingus champ, and Friday's tequila-fueled boob bash looms. (Retro Rewind Edition–May 2007) Detailed Breakdown The Crew Assembles: Kid's running the circus, Gdub's dropping bombs, The MAP's flexing martial arts vibes, and our star guest Titties McSmokes-A-Lot (who's totally over that name) rolls in wearing a tight-ass Pistons jersey—Dennis Rodman style. Tits out, cramps incoming, it's a late-night shitshow! Cramp Cure Chaos: Titties is prepping for Aunt Flo with a Granny-approved cocktail: Xanax, a blunt, and vodka. Queen Elizabeth smoked weed for cramps, so we're basically royalty here. Call the listener line at 206-202-3337 to tell us how classy we are—or how much we suck. Fashion Flashback: Last time, Titties hid her “pistons” under camo, but tonight's jersey's old as hell and tight as fuck—Kid's drooling, Gdub's blurry from a 3 PM booze start, and The MAP's just happy to be here. Juggernaut status confirmed! Essexville Rap Star Bust: Gdub spills the tea on a local “rap star” (Aaron Barber, aka A-Bar) from THC Hustlers, nabbed for weed, guns, and felony vibes in Essexville. Street cred in a sugar beet town? He's rapping about pool envy and sirloin woes—Dr. Seuss-level bars. Yeast Infection Confessions: Kid's airing dirty laundry—his toe's got a yeast infection, courtesy of funky Mexican genes and a toe-digging fungus. No more ass-kicking his wife ‘til the fart sparks clear up. Titties wisely advises keeping toes outta dark places. Big Boy Chronicles: Gdub's Big Boy obsession drops a gem: a lifelong waitress (hey, Marge!) dishes career advice like “shave for Florida,” rocking horse teeth and a coleslaw-masturbating rap sheet. Kid's been there, managed bitches, and survived the hate. Food Foreplay Fails: Whipped cream on titties? Yes. Frank's Red Hot? Hell yeah. Zucchini dildos? Hard pass—nobody wants that infection. Pussy's a meal, not a snack, and Kid's ready to broadcast from the crotch buffet all damn night. Sex Ed Disasters: Titties calls out dudes who suck at going down—wrong direction, no communication, total pizza-level flops. Gdub's batting 1000, but half-handjob teases and fake lockjaw? Evil women strike again—science demands a grant! Booze & Boobs Preview: Vodka's flowing (Absolut and Three Olives Cherry), but Friday's the real party—boobs, vagijays, and a tattooed twat if Red gets her tequila bribe. Titties' trashed tales (Jose Cuervo sombrero swaps) and Kid's Gatorade-booze puke scare set the tone. Fart Finale: Gdub rips ass, sealing the deal—time to wrap this clusterfuck. Titties, Gdub, and The MAP promise more madness soon. Hit 206-202-3337 and go deep with us—vagina tattoos await!

We're all back on the ‘cast for an indie horror comedy about a bunch of horny college kids who do battle with an undead colony of beavers that have been altered by toxic waste. And while that premise may sound stupid, the film is also stupid. But that doesn't mean it can't also be fun! Or does it? We're dam sure going to find out in this episode! And we're all just as eager to hear Lobster's full report from SXSW. So sit back, relax, and chew on some wood while finding out how we felt about Zombeavers!   ITHACON 48 is April 5-6, 2025, at Ithaca College in Ithaca, NY! Details at https://www.ithacon.org/    For more geeky podcasts visit GonnaGeek.com   You can find us on iTunes under ''Legends Podcast''. Please subscribe and give us a positive review. You can also follow us on Twitter @LegendsPodcast or even better, send us an e-mail: LegendsPodcastS@gmail.com   You can write to Rum Daddy directly: rumdaddylegends@gmail.com You can find all our contact information here on the Network page of GonnaGeek.com Our complete archive is always available at www.legendspodcast.com, www.legendspodcast.libsyn.com

Welcome to the latest episode of Accidental Business Owners presented by Icehouse.The premise of the show is that last year we left their 9 to 5s to go all in on the podcast – and thought it would be interesting to document our journey.Last year we also started working with a business and mindset coach Di Foster, who you might remember as a B2B guest, and quickly realized she was the perfect foil to help us work through all the highs and lows of running a business.This episode is a 1-on-1 with Seamus and Di.These chats are both pretty raw and there's a good dose of emotion sprinkled throughout which took Seamus a bit by surprise.This year we've linked up with Icehouse which is a community for kiwis wanting to take their business to the next level. Their practical programmes, one-on-one business coaching and short workshops are designed specifically for people who own and manage their businesses, and the leaders they back to get things done. It's challenging, it's supportive and it's all about growing smarter and faster.To learn more, visit Icehouse | Where Kiwi Businesses Grow Smarter & FasterAccidental Business Owners features our business and mindset coach Di Foster and she is teaming up with our mate Sophie for an epic cause.Two years ago, Sophie's mum was diagnosed with breast cancer – and while she watched her mum at her worst as she went through surgery, chemo and radiation – she also saw her dad quietly fall apart. He didn't know how to process his emotions or who to turn to.It made Sophie wonder - if nine Kiwi women are diagnosed with breast cancer every single day, why aren't we having more conversations that include the men in their lives?So she did something about it – and created an epic event in Christchurch that brings it all together - the Tits and Tees Tournament. It involves 18 holes of golf, beers and lunch. Last year she raised $45,000 for the Beast Cancer Foundation, and this year the goal is 50k!We think it's a brilliant concept and Sophie is a legend that needs your support...Check it out here: https://fundraise.bcf.org.nz/fundraisers/sophiejordan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sarah Thornton is a sociologist known for her writing on art, design, and society. Sarah's latest book, Tits Up: What Our Beliefs About Breasts Reveal About Life, Love, Sex, and Society, is a fascinating account of the cultural, social and personal significance of breasts, an organ we think we understand but actually know surprisingly little about. In this podcast Sarah takes us on a fascinating journey from the neon-lit stages of strip clubs to the quiet halls of milk banks, from plastic surgery operating rooms to the boardrooms of lingerie designers. Along the way, Sarah unpacks the role of breasts in feminism, religion, fashion and media, revealing how they have been shaped and reshaped by history and society, debunking an age-old lopsided view.

Hello & welcome back to Raw Intentions! This week, we're talking about passion, purpose, and making an impact with Stephanie Villavicencio. Stephanie's journey started on the beaches of Florida, a surf obsessed beach bum, but life led her to Aspen, where she found a new purpose amongst mountains & snow. After cultivating her own community, and calling Carbondale home, her best friend got diagnosed with stage 3 Breast Cancer. What started as selling stickers out of her ski jacket, to help raise money for her friend, turned into something MUCH bigger. The sticker operation got its own website & iconic name, “Tits Deep For Breast Cancer,” and the rest is history.  Now, her nonprofit is making waves, raising awareness for early detection in young women—something deeply personal to her after losing her mom to breast cancer at just two years old. We talk about her journey, the importance of advocacy, and the clothing & sister company, Chest High, that she's building alongside her nonprofit. Stephanie is a force, and this episode is one you need to hear. Xo Tits Deep For Breast Cancer:https://www.instagram.com/titsdeepforbreastcancer/?hl=enChest High:https://www.instagram.com/chesthighco/?hl=enStephanie Villavicencio:https://www.instagram.com/stephysurfs/?hl=enShop Raw & Rebellious: https://www.rawrebellious.com/Raw & Rebellious Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/raw_rebellious/Raw & Rebellious TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@raw_rebellious?lang=enRaw Intentions Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rawintentionspodcast/

This episode the bods discuss such hot topics like Music In an Apocalypse, Dans Garage Urinal, Hiking, Kids first love, Man Camp, and of course tits....Sit back and enjoy

$TRUMP and $MELANIA meme coins compete with $FART, $ASS and $TITS for attention in a crypto industry defined by scams, grifts and financial malfeasance. We cover the intersection of politics with crypto and dive into some of the less savory tokens on pump dot fun, a website where “degens” go to mint, pump and inevitably dump thousands of meme coins every single day. Our guest is Molly White, a journalist, researcher and critic of the crypto and tech industries. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: https://patreon.com/qaa Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com) https://qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

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