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My childhood friend Jordan comes to hang out with me. We talk about his time living in Indonesia, his circumcision at the age of 30, passing kidney stones with no pain meds, not being able to find underwear that fits for 4 or 5 years until the Japanese came to the rescue. His sudden realization that he suffered a lot of genital trauma in Indonesia.We also talk about the Coranu Virus, Indonesian ghost stories, how the movie Demolition Man was a prophecy, and tons of other nonsense. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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The State Of The Union Address. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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