Duane's World

Hey guys, it's Duane!We're back with another exciting instalment in the chronicles of Duane's World. Now for all you super fans, please note that this episode was recorded BEFORE Functioning Rageoholic So that's where a lot of the addiction stuff had already been discussed. Anyway, it's not like there's any spoilers or bullshit in the continuity of the content. So enjoy, it's Duane's World Podcast!Duane believes addiction is for pussies and that equality means punching women. The gang then finds common ground and finally agree that disabled children are hilarious. Duane is a climate change denier and doesn't want to pay tax.We then delve into how bullshit the Baby Boom generation is while Duane hates Millennials I think.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

Mitch, Mike and Ashley are at it again for their first ever episode. We tackle subjects ranging from chicken vaginas and magic to Doug Ford's education cuts and vaporized cum. Nothing gets accomplished and listening to this will give you cancer. This video is out of date. Fuck you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

Hey guys, it's Duane's World! Did you miss him? Duane's back with a crazy new episode and he brought some friends along for the ride! You see, one night after a performance Duane was approached by two audience members claiming to be super fans of his viral podcast. They begged and pleaded with him to let them appear on the show as his guests. Duane being the ever benevolent celebrity invited the pair to Duane's World Studios and sat down for a chat. Duane defends white bread sandwiches, reveals his secret recipe for lazy man's grilled cheese, and explains the components of his miracle weight loss regiment. We talk about Duane's erectile dysfunction, normal vegetables, and the Canadian Bread Mafia. Our guests Andrew and Dom are intrigued to learn that Duane eats dog food and is a homophobe. Duane talks about his "leave it all on the field' mentality when it comes to sports, explains his history of violence, and goes into detail about his experience in private security. He may have been dismissed from a job for assault, but that didn't stop him from securing a position with a multi-billion dollar company even with his criminal record. Duane does a little self-surgery on his hand following his parking meter injury and divulges his distrust of doctors. The gang discusses the detrimental nature of working night shifts and the destructive lifestyle that surrounds those hours. Duane brings up his haunting past involving drug use and current addiction to coffee. We discover Duane has rabies because of his irrational fear of water and learn about Duane's habitual operation of heavy machinery while drunk. You don't wanna miss this sode![BONUS MATERIAL]Pipelines and Water RightsKobeGuests:Andrew Barrhttps://twitter.com/AndrewBarr8https://www.instagram.com/andrewbarrcomedy/Comedy Records EP https://open.spotify.com/artist/0aJk2l1BbcTqb9xoiDvlxT?si=C5ud-wjrS56GDv9FCc-1GADom Paréhttps://twitter.com/dparehttps://www.instagram.com/dompare/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

Welcome back to Duane's World! It's been a while, but Duane has returned with even more controversial stances on the issues most important to our society. We are joined this time by a special guest who's alternative world perspective will either challenge Duane perception on the topics discussed, or reinforce his beliefs. Things get off to an explosive start as we dive right into the debate on women's reproductive rights. Who should say what people do with their bodies? We'll tell you!We then go on to tackle the tricky issue of transgender sports. Should transgender women be able to completely destroy the competition? Someone strongly believes so. And finally the episode comes to a dramatic close after discussing Duane's eclectic taste in music, with an all important definition of what homosexuality means to the fragile male ego as a sexually insecure Duane defends his butthole virginity. See you on the other side!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

Duane's World keeps on spinning with Episode 4! In this episode we try to develop and expand Duane's palate when it comes to exotic food and drink while reminiscing about a disturbing encounter at a Chinese restaurant in Toronto. The gang then goes on to discuss bathroom etiquette when it comes to cell phones and masturbation, the sensitivity involved in raising non-binary children, and the science of puberty. We wrap up the episode with an enlightened discussion on police brutality, institutionalized racisms, and mental health issues specific to the homelessness epidemic.Enjoy!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

Duane's World is back and Episode 3 is more yelling! We join Duane in the midsts of a tantrum after receiving a parking ticket for failing to move his vehicle in a no parking zone after he argued with Mike for 15 minutes about not needing to move his car even though Mike lives on the street and is aware that the parking turns into no parking between 3:30pm and 5:30pm Monday to Friday. Chivalry isn't dead when we dive into the hot button issue of gender equality where Duane argues that men should be treated differently than women and recounts the time he almost killed a guy with a golf club. In the final segment, Mike demands to know what criteria needs to be met for there to be officially sanctioned gender neutral profession fighting because he believes in equality. The group discusses the importance of accurately self-representing your opinions and beliefs online to avoid being mislabeled as a misogynist. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

We did it, episode 2 of Duane's World is here! This time Duane explodes out of the gate with an explanation of how he doesn't benefit from white male privilege. We then explore all of the many, many reasons why Duane is a quintessential hipster, discuss attractive older women, and delve into oral sex related cancers. In the final segment, Mitch reveals that he is a complete brain moron when it comes to his archaic views on modern stand-up comedy and sheds some light on why improv has caused the downfall of his local comedy scene. Stick around after the outro for a bonus segment about Duane's heart condition and its effects on male virility. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)

Welcome to the debut episode of Duane's World! This month Duane kicks things off by complaining about double standards and the hypocrisy in laughing about violence towards men. We then discuss the controversy surrounding the Me Too movement and due process. In the second segment we tackle pot legalization, Las Vegas weddings, and museum visits. Finally, Duane opens up about his heart condition and the reality of facing our mortality. The conversation then moves onto the Hannah Gadsby stand-up special, women in comedy, and the time Duane put his foot in his mouth while talking to one of his comedy heroes. We end with Mike's comments on comedy club owners, local hacks, and why he's the greatest comic in town. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/mitchandmike)