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Comedians Scott Chaplain and Brendan Sagalow talk about Limp Bizket, South Park, Big Dog T-shirts, Eminem and everything else that makes them what they are. Pure Garbage

Brendan Sagalow


    • Mar 30, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    #80 The first episode (if you're listening to this backwards)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 53:05


    Here it is, folks. the last episode of Garbage Days. Thanks so much for all your support. please continue doing that in our future projects. we love you 

    #78 The musical episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 57:18


    Brendan talks about getting the Vax, more woman issues and Scott met David Arquette

    #77 Your Mcflurry is here, Sir.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 58:25


    Brendan talks about his life issues and the dudes talk about COMEDY IN THE FUTURE!!! (near) 

    #76 Kowabunga

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 60:55


    Brendan talks about this band JANK, Scott talks about cleaning out his aunts house and finding sex stuff. and the boys discuss Woody Allan.    

    #75 Book of Idiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 42:43


    Scott talks about crying this week. Brendan talks about meditation. and the boys discuss other self care stuff  

    #74 Numbly

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 60:40


    Brendan talks about making a move on a woman after a weird conversation. Scott talks about how he ordered ice cream and they gave him the wrong one. and the boys envisions what crowd work will be like. 

    #73 Viking Funeral

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 61:28


    Scott has a death in the family, Brendan describes what kind of funeral he'd like. They both talk about people that give their inheritance to their dogs. Follow us! @brendansagalow and @scottchaplain 

    #72 Life Crisis

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 50:25


    Live from NY it's blah blah blah. What's up Y'all. great ep this week. Brendan Talks about going to see SNL, Scott mentions his favorite Soundtracks, and the bois talk about Brendans big surprise. please follow us for christ sakes. @brendansagalow & Scott_chaplain. and for more content from us for your listening pleasure check out Heres the Scenario and Total F'kin Marks 

    #71 We're here for the genocide

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 50:54


    What rip roaring episode of the pod today! Scott talks about horrible field trips he went on. Brendan talks smack on the fast and the furious movies. and the bois defend Mcdonalds. follow us pretty please. @Scott_chaplain and @brendansagalow. and for more podcasts please check out Total F'in marks and Heres the Scenario 

    #70 We live in a society

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 57:34


    Brendan talks about losing his mental health, Scott shares his feelings on AEW , and the bois talk about Judges. Please follow us. its all we have. @brendansagalow and @Scott_chaplain. and for more content from your favorite fellas listen to Total F'kin Marks and Heres The Scenario 

    #69 - Some Antics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 62:08


    Brendan and Scott wake up early to talk mental issues. Scott describes wanting to punch a doctor in the face and Brendan almost gets a rub and tug. Follow ya bois! @brendansagalow & @Scott_chaplain 

    #68 Dog BJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 62:15


    Brendan Tells a story about a girl in high school giving oral to a dog, Scott destroys a friends house, and the bois talk about the storming of the capitol. Please follow us on all social media. @brendansagalow & Scott_chaplain

    #67 Steve Zahn's the man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 57:55


    The boys talk about the difference between people like Johnny Depp and people like Steve Zahn. Scott talks about how sad NYE was this year, and Brendan makes funny faces for the YouTube. Follow us please! @scott_chaplain & @brendansagalow

    #66 Stand clear of the closer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 55:04


    The boys talk about doing shows on the the subway. Brendan makes him mom do his laundry while watching soul. Scott get constipated.    follow us @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain for more content check out Total F'in Marks and What's The Scenario

    #65 On our Grinch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 61:35


    Scott tells a story about a girl at an open mic who heckled everyone and then had to apologize publicly, Brendan thinks he might have a chance with his sexy teachers. And we talk Christmas!   Follow us @Scott_chaplain @Brendansagalow 

    #64 A very very Daddy Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 62:58


    Scott gets bummed out by christmas shopping, Brendan reveals his new song, and then we talk about Viggo Mortensens hilarious response to his attempted "canceling"   Follow us?!?!?  @brendansagalow @Scott_chaplain and for more podcasts from the boys check out Total F'in Marks and What's The Scenario @patreon.com/scenariopd

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    #63 A Masterclass in Betrayal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 61:45


    Brendan learns how to trick people. Scott gets a tooth pulled. and then we black out trying to talk about SNL and Covid   Follow us? @scott_chaplain @brendansagalow 

    #62 Scotts Inferno

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 68:24


    Scott got books. la di da     follow us  @Scott_chaplain @brendansagalow

    #61 I Brought Bagels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 65:43


    I bit my lip and now I'm the crazy one. christ. also Scott defends Pocahontas   Follow us!!  @Scott_chaplain @brendansagalow    

    #60 We Don't Play That

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 69:17


    We don't play around! Brendan gets into a fight with a uber driver after leaving his phone in there at 6am. Scott takes shrooms at the zoo   Follow ya mothahs  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content listen to Total F'in Marks and What's The Scenario at patron.com/scenariopod

    #59 Kidz Bop Kramer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 55:22


    This is America....don't catch us jerking off   Follow us on instagram and twitter pleeeeease @brendansagalow @Scott_chaplain   and for more content check out Total F'kin Marks and What's The Scenario at patron.com/scenariopod

    # 58 Look Out, Mr Hitler!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 57:32


    We talk about politics in this one because of the election tomorrow. Don't worry tho, we have no clue what we're talking about.   Follow us! @brendansagalow @Scott_chaplain and for more content please listen to Total F'in marks and What's The Scenario at patron.com/scenariopod

    #57 Jonathon, No!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 62:52


    The history of Halloween told by a coupla Jack O' Lanterns ova here! Follow us @brendansagalow and @scott_chaplain 

    #56 Gayce

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 72:05


    Scotts back baby. I talk about going to a strip club after performing in a church. Scott hasn't smoked weed in 10 days. we're on fire in this one   follow ya guys  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content listen to Total F'in Marks and What's the scenario at patreon.com/scenariopod 

    #55 Love is a battlefield and I'm going awol

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 63:55


    I hit on Nataly for a whole hour.   Follow us! @brendansagalow @natyourcolor For more content check out total F'kin Marks and What's The Scenario at patreon.com/scenariopod

    #54 Clawin' it up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 58:02


    Brendan talks about his problems again and again and again   follow ? @brendansagalow  @scott_chaplain and for more content please listen to What's the Scenario and Total F'kin Marks

    #53 Scotts Complaining

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 63:19


    scott refuses to make this episode good by talking about working at a slaughter house.    follow us @scott_chaplain @brendansagalow  

    #52 Brendan's Horrifically Weird

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 58:05


    I pray anyone from that night doesn't listen to this episode.    but if they doooo. make sure you know we got follwers up our ass! so many followers!  @brendansagalow  @scott_chaplain for more content with your favorite little dumpster babes listen to Total F'kin Marks and What's The Scenario at patreon.com/scenariopod

    #51 Not Funny

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 65:35


    Scott talks about his weird weekend at Comix and I got over charged for using a citi bike....I'm still pissed   Hey Gurl, follow us @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain For more content listen to Total F'kin Marks and What's The Scenario 

    #50 Defund God

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 63:58


    Good episooooooode. I don't remember what we talked about.    Follow ya bois  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain 

    #49 Send Titties w/ Nurple

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 61:11


    Yo my bad, my mic is turned up a little loud so its a little crunchy and my wifi sucks. but its a good ep and we got a theme song kinda   Follow us! @scott_chaplain, @brendansagalow

    #48 Make Peace With Your Pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 58:34


    Scotts power goes out and brendan tells storys from the road   follow us! @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain Listen to Total F'kin Marks on everything podcasts listen to What's The Scenario on Patreon.com/scenariopd

    #47 - Illegally Unkind?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 63:57


    Scott had to tell it to the judge!    Holla at us  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain listen to Total F'kin Marks and What's the Scenario 

    #46 Pedofile Graveyard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 65:15


    Look at that edgy ass podcast name title.      Folla at us @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and listen to Total F'kin Marks and What's the scenario 

    #45 Scott is an absolute buffoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 62:28


    First guest Ian Fidance called in.    *Italian accent* Why you no follow us, huh?! @brendansagalow @scottchaplain and listen to Total f'kn marks and What's the Scenario

    #44 These Words

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 66:14


    These words :-/    Follow us. please. we don't have much time left!  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain Listen to Total F'kn Marks & What's The Scenario 

    #43 It's Sticky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 60:31


    Mila Kunis      follw ya bois  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain listen to What's the scenario and Total F'kn Marks for more entertainment 

    #42 Milk Milk Piss

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 69:14


    we talked about how kings probably had clear piss. Idk man.    Follow ya bois  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain listen to Total f'kn marks and What's the scenario

    #41 What if Bugs Bunny was a part of this?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 70:54


    Everyone wish Scott a Happy Borthday    and follow us obvs  @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain for more entertainment listen to Total F'kn marks and What's The Scenario 

    #40 The Wonderful Garbage Of Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 63:18


    We talk about dumb bat dog things      Follow us pleeeeease @scott_chaplain @brendansagalow and listen to our other shows What's the Scenario and Total F'kn Marks

    #39 Canceling Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 61:35


    We talked about Adam Sandlers movie "Going Overboard" but we kept calling it just "overboard" and we're so embarrassed of this error that we killed ourselves   so I guess you don't need to follow us or listen to our other podcasts. cause we're dead. from suicide.   

    #38 Garbage Bodies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 61:44


    Scott secretly watches his friends mom make a bagel    Please follow us and tell ya damn friends @scott_chaplain @brendansagalow also listen to Total F'kn marks and What's The Scenario (patreon.com/scenariopod) 

    #37 To Garbage a Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 57:34


    (read in the tune of we didn't start the fire) Scott's drunk, Brendans mad, wifi sucks, it is bad, episode on the phone, We are sick of doing this from our phones WE DIDN'T MAKE A GOOD EP, IT WAS JUST OKAY, WE STOPED SAYING "this is gay" WE DIDN'T MAKE A GOOD EP, WE HAD BIG LAUGHS BUT SCOTT WAS DRUNK AS ASS Follow us please and spanx @brendansagalow @scott_chapain For more content check out total F'n Marks and What's The Scenario on Patreon 

    #36 Drive in Garbage Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 59:33


    not gonna lie, the boys are a little scared here   So follow us before the world burns (more) @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content check out Total F'n Marks on itunes and What's The Scenario at patreon.com/scenariopod

    #35 Garbage Days with Rome

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 59:24


    The dudez get into Sublime, doo do do doo    Follow us god dammit @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content check out Total F'kin Marks and What's The Scenario at patreon.com/scenariopod

    #34 Garbage Days but it's like dark

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 71:05


    Brendan doesn’t want to be a plumber.    So of course follow us! @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content check our total f’kn marks and What’s the scenario at Patreon.com/scenariopod

    #33 Stoopid!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 60:39


    Oh man, the boys talk about embarrassing things that they did early on. what a laugh riot!   If you're not following us by now what the hell is wrong with you? @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain for more content check out Total F'kin Marks on itunes and spotify, and What's the Scenario at Patreon.com/scenariopod.com  

    #32 Zack Pooh

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 69:05


    The Boys put things into perspective   Follow us please , daddy? @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content check out Total F'kin Marks and What's The Scenario on Patreon 

    #31 This Guys always on! (the wrong side of history)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 65:54


    Scott tells us what he think's happens when we die   Follow us god dammit @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain For more content just out Total F'kn Marks and What's The Scenario at www.patreon.com/scenariopod

    #30 Alvin and The Chipmunks: Government Body Chip

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 58:10


    We celebrate the diffrences between Brendan and Scotts weed pasts   Follow us on errrthang. please it's all we have @brendansagalow @scott_chaplain and for more content check out patreon.com/scenariopod and Total F'kn Marks podcast 

    #29 Brendan is Peter Pan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 60:10


    Brendan and Scott realize after 29 episodes they still don't know what they're talking about   For the love of god follow us @brendanSagalow @scott_chaplain For more content check out Patreon.com/Scenariopod and Total F'n Marks

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