Jim Colliton & Karen Morgan are both married (not to each other) with 3 children and 1 retrieving dog each. When they aren't touring with their live comedy show, they are at home just trying to survive the suburbs. Here they give real-life advice on marriage, parenting, and proper avoidance of household chores.
L&D breaks down the great month of May, Mother's days, pollen and college kids coming home.
The Masters, Easter and freezing at Kids spring games. Its the April Episode of Lawn and Disorder.
Boiled dinner, mud season and Irish bread. Everything March has to offer is in this episode of Lawn and Disorder.
Karen and Jim try to find joy in this small cold month they call February.
In this first episode of 2021, Karen and Jim talk about New years resolutions, making lists, and setting goals for the new year.
It is an awful holiday, Karen and Jim breakdown New years eve and 2020.
Burning dogs, Needle-nose pliers, being left at midnight mass. It is the Christmas episode on Lawn and Disorder.
In this episode, Karen and Jim discuss things you don't really need. Like ice rocks, expensive underwear, and anything from Vineyard Vines.
This episode is dedicated to winter, igloo parties, and buying the correct footwear. Don't worry about what you look like it's winter.
In this episode, Karen and Jim talk about all their Thanksgiving traditions. Killing dear, driving a hearse, and skiing behind a tractor.
Karen and Jim cover high school years, what they liked what they remember, and how to get your children through high school.
Teaching kids to drive, driving with your spouse, road rage. It's all in this episode. Please don't listen while driving. No, don't be silly you can listen while driving.
Candy, costumes, and cocktails. It's all in this episode. Don't spend too much money on your kid's costume and please don't try to be the sexiest Mom trick or treating... it's not about you
If you grew up in the 70's and 80's you know what old school parenting is all about. Jim and Karen breakdown punishment and not having issues.
In this episode, Karen and Jim talk about all the jobs they have done over the years. And why it is so important to get young kids working at some type of job.
In this episode, Karen and Jim answer all the questions that have come in over the past few months. Childcare, relationships all problems are solved in this episode.
Middle school, braces, B.O and mean kids. Jim and Karen breakdown the middle school years in this episode.
Not your Children other people's children. Some are great some are a nightmare. Karen and Jim tell you what to look for and how to avoid the awful children.
If you are getting into the kid business you will have to deal with sick kids. It's not pretty or easy but it comes with the job. Karen and Jim share some of their sick kid stories in this episode.
Pickups and drop-offs, back to school shopping. This episode is all about elementary school. Jim and Karen share what they learned getting their kids through elementary school.
How do you pick a college for your child, and how do you pay for that college? Jim and Karen break it all down in this episode. With a bonus section about COVID and college.
You must love traveling for your job....not really. Jim and Karen tell you what it is really like to be on the road as stand up comedians. Bad flights, bad food, and a lot of strange people.
What's for dinner, You forgot to buy chicken. In this episode Jim and Karen breakdown the cooking and shopping for a family who is doing what and who gets blamed when things go wrong.
They have better stories, children, and homes. They even do hot yoga together, but you still hang out with this couple. Why? Karen and Jim explain why we hang out with other couples.
Your baby is getting bigger, and you are still not sleeping. In this episode, Jim And Karen talk about the sticky years of raising kids.
Relationships can be very confusing so in this episode Jim and Karen talk about all the things they do not understand.
In this episode, Jim and Karen talk about all the crappy gifts they have received over the years.
What do you do when you get your baby home from the hospital? Karen and Jim are here to help! Because they didn't know either.
Jim and Karen talk about all the joys of pregnancy and childbirth. So many joys.
Karen and Jim break down all the good and bad that can happen during a family vacation.
In this episode, Karen and Jim discuss the differences between Georgia and Boston. Hint: There are a lot.
Karen and Jim discuss the current pandemic and managing a house full of people with nowhere to go.
Jim and Karen give advice about the joys of owning and caring for family pets.
Jim and Karen discuss the joy of taking your kids on college tours. Learn how to not be one of "those" parents as you travel with your child in search of higher learning. Please Note: This episode was taped before the COVID-19 pandemic put college tours on hold. We are hopeful that they will be starting back up soon.
Comedians Karen Morgan & Jim Colliton are both married (but not to each other) with 3 children and 1 Retriever dog each. In this podcast, Jim & Karen share their expertise on surviving in suburbia with stories and helpful advice about marriage, parenting, neighbors, pets, kids' sporting events, proper avoidance of household chores and more!
Jim and Karen offer helpful advice on how to do (or avoid doing) projects around the house.
Jim and Karen give advice on surviving kids' sporting events from peewee leagues all the way through high school and college.
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