Neophytes and Necromancers

In which the Necromancer makes terrible excuses for why we haven't given you any content in a while. Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

In which the Necromancer fails to start a session, and we just chat.  Very lightly edited.  Featuring special guest Necrobrother James.  Content Note: Race/Racism, Microaggressions. Featuring: -Neophytes… IN SPACE! -Kombucha -Smokepocalypse Now -This is NPR -Necromancer’s Note: “Whenever you’ve written yourself into a corner, send in the men with guns” is apocryphally attributed to Raymond Chandler, not Dashiell Hammett. -Crossbow audit -Xena and True Crime -Buffy!  Angel! -Whedon and Minnear’s plan for Inara: https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-firefly-episode-were-really-glad-joss-whedon-didnt-5959794 [Content Note: sexual assault] -We all lose our minds over Firefly merch -Shout out to local comics shop Alakazam Comics: http://alakazamcomics.com -Power Rangers comics -The Wally West Rant -Geek Weddings -Favorite Marvel Villains -Black Panther -Zombie Jack Kirby and Stan Lee -The Big Bang Theory, and the Unified Theory Of Geek Gatekeeping -Toxic Masculinity, Dune, and Ender’s Game.  https://johnjosephkessel.wixsite.com/kessel-website/creating-the-innocent-killer -Hair.  https://www.glamour.com/story/ive-been-told-hair-discrimination-psa and http://afrohub.blog/understanding-hair-types/ -My Little Pony Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers

Episode 12 – A Hunting We Shall Go In which the Neophytes defeat a threat to the town of Barovia. Featuring: -Neophytes on Parade -A Loud Crash -Hip Check -So Many Critical Fails -So Many Critical Hits -Jack of All Trades Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

Episode 11 – Searching For Answers In which we split the party. Featuring: -Research Montage! -Training Montage! -One Point of Static Electricity Damage! -Bucket Attack! -STEALTH -Meteor Hammer -Cultural Notes on the Vistani -Sticking To The Plan -Fortunes Told Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers. Madam Eva’s Theme is Prelude from Piano and Orchestra 1 by Yakov Golman: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Yakov_Golman/Piano__orchestra_1/Yakov_Golman_-_Prelude

After the long and dreadful combat of Episode 10 - Necromancer's Bane, a post-game debrief.  Featuring special guest star James, Necrobrother. Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers

Episode 10 – Necromancer’s Bane In which some battles are eternal. Featuring: -A knock at the door -Bigotry and idiocy going hand in hand -Turducken Fight -A forgetful necromancer -The fight is still going -A shovel and a table leg -Seriously, this fight is long -Bip’s mighty steed -Dear Garl, why is the fight still going? Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

Episode 9 – You Can Check Out Any Time You Like In which the Neophytes take on demiplanar geography and lose. Featuring: -Kitchen Nightmares -Infinity Mirror Side Eye -BOOK (Book Of Occult Knowledge) -Drama -Strong, Silent Types -A Surprising Return Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

A free-wheeling discussion of how DnD interacts with the real world.  Featuring: -A little history -Discussion of bigotry in the real world and how it is reflected in Curse of Strahd -A fun little bonus about character sexuality! -And so much more! Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

Episode 8 – A Day At The Races In which the Neophytes seek more information about Ireena’s plight. Featuring: -Impressive Bedhead -Irrepressible Morning Gnome -Infernal Profiling -Irresponsible Use of THUNDERWAVE -Intimidation of Religious Figures -Informal Porcine Negotiations Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

In which the Neophytes find themselves not in mortal danger, for once. Featuring: -Extra Crispy -Camera Drones -4th Edition happened -Stepstools -Workout Clothes -Kugela -Backstory galore Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

Episode 6: Get Him To The Church On Time In which Ireena and the Neophytes confront mortality. Featuring: -More Cheese -Heart Eyes -Faerie Fire -Napster References -Sit Down And Shut Up -So Much Ichor Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

Our first Metacast, a podcast about our podcast.  Get to know the people behind the Neophytes and the Necromancer.  We discuss our previous experiences with Dungeons and Dragons and in accessing geek culture in general.

In which the Neophytes meet for the first time in stressful circumstances. Also featuring: -THUNDERWAVE -Cheese Friends -Thriller References -Flaming pile of zombie books -A Musical Interlude or Two -Bip’s Brain Burritos Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

In which we meet Natlith, tiefling rogue, and Thola, human barbarian. Featuring: -Contract Negotiations -A Mysterious Box -Really Good Cheese -Definitely Not Getting Lost -Temptation -Surprise! -More Really Good Cheese Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

In which Bip, Gifsaidai and Ireena visit town and reunions are had. Featuring: Emergency Cobbling A Spooky Gate Bip Perpetuating Patriarchy A Quick Costume Change A Happy Reunion or Two Impending Zompocalypse Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

In which Bip and Ireena meet our next Neophyte, Gifsaidai. Also featured: -Wine and cheese -Unionized Dice -Humorous Accidental Bloodletting -THUNDERWAVE -A cobbler taking offense Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com.  Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr.  Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us.  Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.

Neophytes and Necromancers is an actual play 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast, set in the dark realms of Ravenloft.  In our inaugural episode, we meet Bip - gnomish paladin of Garl Glittergold. Also featured: -Really long names -Mustache pomade -Optional footwear -Camping inexperience -Dilapidated signage Follow us on social media: neophytesandnecromancers.tumblr.com @neophytespod on Twitter Donate at ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com