Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go

Captain's Log: In this episode of Star Trek, we investigate the unethical practices of a warden-scientist at a space prison. Brainwashing turns people unsexy and Kirk is being a little scamp looking to get an autograph. Just don't die of loneliness when you step into our Pappi and The Pepper official Neural Neutralizer!

Captain's Log: In this episode of Star Trek, we explore an exact copy of the planet Earth. Except this Earth has annoying, diseased children? Bones' jealousy runs rampant and Kirk is being super creepy. I think he needs a good bonking on the head. Bonk Bonk!

Captain's Log: In this episode of Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go, we seek to answer the question: What are little girls made of? With androids, penis caves, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson himself, we hope that this episode of The Original Series will make that answer clear. Just don't let McCoy find out that there were two Kirks again.

Captain's Log: We've encountered the perfect male specimen in the form of one Harry Mudd, a hairy pirate/pimp man with a beautiful mustache. Along with him, we deal with three hypnotically beautiful women that utilize the power of self-confidence and drugs. In this episode of TOS, boners are detected, we learn what women really want, and Sulu is unaffected by all of it.

Captain's Log: A transporter malfunction has caused has given Captain Pappi and First Officer Pepper a chance to provide further insightful observations in this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series entitled The Enemy Within. Evil Kirk is on the prowl, with dramatic lighting and spooky music to boot! The cutest alien in the universe makes an appearance, Sulu is a cold little boy, and Kirk takes the phrase "Go F*ck Yourself" very literally. Enjoy this spooktacular episode of Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go!

Captain's Log: Our journey continues with episode 4 of The Original Series called: The Naked Time, unfortunately there is no nudity to be found here despite the title. What can be found, however, is poor OSHA regulations and ignorant ensigns. We dive headfirst into a ridiculous situation involving emotional Vulcans, despondently poetic Kirks, and crewman going absolutely balls to the wall thanks to a "get drunk disease."

Captain's Log: We've encountered a strange pink space-goop in episode 3 of Star Trek: The Original Series. We've gone where no man has gone before with another case of God-like powers given to irresponsible individuals. Our son, Chekov, is still no where to be seen and Gary Mitchels has the most beautiful eyes.

Captain's Log: What happens when you give a hormone-raged teenager God-like powers? You keep getting sent to the corn field! Wait, that's the wrong show... In this episode, Captain Pappi and First Officer Pepper boldly watch episode 2 of Star Trek: The Original Series, "Charlie X." With faceless women and Captain Kirk's bulge to overcome, this episode may prove too much for our intrepid adventurers.

Captain's Log: our mission continues with episode 2 of Star Trek: The Original Series; entitled "The Man Trap." A salty salt monster stalks the ship and Bones is looking to bone.

Captain's Log: Captain Pappi and First Officer Pepper have boldly gone where they've never gone before; watching all of Star Trek. Their mission begins here with Star Trek: The Original Series, season 1 episode 0 (The Pilot episode). Their prime directive is to make comedic commentary as they discuss what they've witnessed in this podcasting experiment entitled: Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go!