Queen of Sabotage

Queen Thaddaeus and Queen Rebecca talk all about their experiences with pets, and grapple with mortality! (It's fun we promise)

We're a little late but we're here! Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus talk sabotaging fitness! Talking points include double strollers, not having the motivation to work out, wanting to work out and it not being healthy to, TikTok, energetic dogs, and The FitnessGram Pacer Test™ P.S. the audio DOES sound weird this episode, it's not you.

Queen Thaddaeus and Queen Rebecca talk about all the mental health things! Including but not limited to antidepressants, Pop Tarts (but NOT crossing the picket line), comb-related angry outbursts, therapy, and lackluster laptop battery life. "I Thought I Lost You" guitar cover by Andrew Foy

Queen Thaddaeus and Queen Rebecca are back! This episode we are recapping our summer break between seasons, including but not limited to: coming out (!!!), puppies, cabins in the woods, recreational substances, pan-fried frozen pizza, and homeschooling under duress.

The iPhone. Microsoft's Windows operating system. This Podcast. Sometimes you need to skip 9 and jump straight to 10 for a clean finish. Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus, true to their royal saboteur natures, fell into a black hole of not-podcasting, blew off episode 9, but we still wanted our summer break. So this is the a look back at all the goals we set for ourselves, and how they're holding up (hint: not well). We also sneak in a little of the lost episode, so there's some fresh sabotage-y goodness too! Thanks to all of our listeners for coming along with us for the ride! After a little beach-side refresher, we will be back in September for SEASON TWO!

Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus swap stories about work including but not limited to throwing people in forbidden boxes, shady bosses, mean spreadsheets, stolen sticky notes, and butts. Submit written or audio questions and stories to submissions@queenofsabotage.com or leave a voicemail on our submissions line (248) 716-5739! Follow us at our new Instagram home @queenofsabotage! We'll be posting Q&As and maybe some bonus school stuff this week!

It's been a minute since Queen Rebecca or Queen Thaddaeus have been in school, but the parents made us take all of our old school papers out of their house so we relived our "glory" days (nope). We rehashed the old memories, including but not limited to report cards, The Resource Room (ugh), hiding/eating/flushing/shredding incriminating documents, The Yellow Pants, and, weirdly, eating purple glue sticks. Submit written or audio questions and stories to submissions@queenofsabotage.com or leave a voicemail on our submissions line (248) 716-5739! Follow us at our new Instagram home @queenofsabotage! We'll be posting report cards, weird temptation worksheets, and petty quibbles over handwriting all this week!

Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus swap friendship sabotage stories, including but not limited to Bumble BFF™, abandoned text message threads, abandoned shopping carts, grumpy birthday boys, and cozy facetime calls with your friend's ceiling. Submit written or audio questions and stories to submissions@queenofsabotage.com or leave a voicemail on our submissions line (248) 716-5739! Follow us at our new Instagram home @queenofsabotage!

Because of vacations and vaccine hangovers, we're dropping the audio from our second Instagram Live Q&A! If you want to see the Puppy Cam, palm trees, and Queen Rebecca's fabulous hair, check it out!

Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus swap money sabotage stories, including but not limited to stimmy checks, tax woes and refund joys, broken budget spreadsheets, and turning our children into Dudley Dursleys this past Christmas, and Rebecca's classic movie and musical references whooshing right over Thaddaeus' head. Submit written or audio questions and stories to submissions@queenofsabotage.com or leave a voicemail on our submissions line (248) 716-5739! Follow us at our new Instagram home @queenofsabotage!

Bonus Episode! Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus went live on Instagram to let y'all in on the fun that is our annual outing to get Shamrock Shakes. The audio is only the second half of the episode so you get to dive right in, and please excuse the air conditioning noise, we wanted to make sure the phone that was recording didn't overheat (again!). We're taking sabotage submissions! Email a voice memo to submissions@queenofsabotage.com or call (248) 716-5739 and leave a voicemail!Intro/Outro Music: Happy Piano Intro by Leigh Robinson/NaturesEye

We're taking sabotage submissions! Email a voice memo to submissions@queenofsabotage.com or call (248) 716-5739 and leave a voicemail!Intro/Outro Music: Happy Piano Intro by Leigh Robinson/NaturesEye

How do I sabotage me? Let me count the ways. Apologies to Ms. Barrett Browning, Queens Thaddaeus and Rebecca count the multiple ways we fail to both express and receive the love that exists around us, and end up vowing to get weird and rom-commy.

Queen Rebecca and Queen Thaddaeus play Sabatong, compare Thad's hair to a cartoon character, and talk snoozing, sweatpants, and calcium fortified roaches. Eventually they wind up actually taking care of themselves, we promise.

In this inaugural episode of the show, we talk about all of the ways we (almost) tricked ourselves into not being podcasters.