Rejects Club

Things get heated in this chaotic second part with Corey Yoskowitz and Alex Aronson from the All Days Off podcast. Dani and Sam get stuck in the middle of an argument between Corey and Alex about whether or not reading non-fiction makes you more attractive. Plus, Alex and Corey give their honest feedback on Dani and Sam's Hinge profiles, and listeners get the inside scoop on what each gender thinks of the other on dating apps, as these four individuals speak for everyone in society. Oh also, don't tell anyone, like its top secret, but Corey actually has eaten sushi before.

This week, Dani and Sam are joined by Corey Yoskowitz and Alex Aronson from the All Days Off podcast to grace listeners with advice from a guy's perspective. Why are they ghosting you? Where does the penis go in the pants? Would you rather be murdered in the summer or the winter? All questions we stay up wondering about at night. Also, you probably want your wife to be a hoe.

Being the good people that they are, Dani and Sam propose yet another charity project for the rejects of society: serial killers. They also give their unsolicited advice on how to make consent sexy because IT IS. Plus, Sam fills listeners in on yet another failed Hinge experience and Dani recounts childhood memories of kicking counselors in the -. Also, does cuddling turn you on? Hope to see you around.

So in other news... Sam got a Hinge and Dani does not approve of her profile. They swipe through guys and determine whether or not Sam should accept their likes or REJECT them. Plus, guys wrote in questions this week, and Dani and Sam give them some very honest advice. Also, make sure you lick a rabbit.

Let Ryan Reynolds live!! This week, Sam and Dani answer the internet's most burning questions and update listeners on their non-existent love lives. Also, don't get your steak at a gas station... You should listen to this episode, TBH. VOTE!!! Go to USA.GOV/VOTING to learn how you can vote and get informed about the candidates on your ballot. November 3rd. Be there.

Sam shares her thoughts in a new segment called "Random Sam Thoughts," and Dani reveals what she really wants her wedding vows to say. There are also some guest appearances by Sheeva and Shabbatlover1000, where they dive into bloody sex and Freudian psychology. Plus, Dani and Sam bring back a fan favorite, "Rating People Who We Think Would Be Good In Bed," this week's edition: The Office.

This week Sheeva, Shabbatlover1000, and Penelope Cocksucker call in to get advice from the ever so qualified Rejects Dani and Sam. Feeling pressure to have a marital timeline? Don't know how to move things off the dating app? Well just remember one important thing: fuck around as much as possible before 30.

Lots of things are revealed this week. Dani discovers one of Sam's secret turn-ons, and a guy prostitutes himself for Dani's bed. Dani and Sam also rate first impressions of guy's messages on dating apps, give advice to listeners, and they conclude with a major PSA to Rejects Club fans: always take a guy's virginity.

Dani and Sam welcome their first ever guest onto the podcast: their friend, Emma! You could call Emma a reject or just ahead of her generation as they dive into whimsical stories from their childhood. They also bring back a segment where they rate people that they think would be good in bed. This week's theme: Disney/Nick edition. And as always, they answer listeners burning questions; this week with a more sane person's opinion in the mix.

This week, Dani and Sam dive into embarrassing stories from their past, and give groundbreaking advice to friends who wrote in, including our fan favorite, Paris. Meanwhile, Dani justifies texting shitty men back with her mental illness, and Sam justifies asking Kramer for scissors while over for a visit. Plus, Sam has many PSAs this week, so listen the fuck up because you're not gonna want to miss a word.

This week Sam recounts her "favorite" hook-up story and her newfound obsession with Klaus from The Umbrella Academy, while Dani takes to her Tinder and Hinge accounts so the two of them can give guys their unsolicited advice on their dating profiles. Plus, Listener Paris writes in again with an interesting question that she wants to make clear does NOT apply to her.

In honor of One Direction's 10th anniversary, Sam and Dani introduce a new segment where they rate each former One Direction member on how well they think they would perform in bed. And during this week's unsolicited advice, they call out guys and remind them that it's okay to embrace their feminine side. Plus, when a listener writes in, Sam and Dani warn her about catching feelings in a friends-with-benefits situation because god forbid you get a terminal case of feelings.

The Rejects are back with some more childhood stories and unsolicited advice. This week they talk about their childhood crushes and give advice to Paris, a Rejects Club fan in need of some sex and relationship advice, but Sam and Dani have very different opinions on what she should do. And please, take time to donate to F.F.I.R.A.S.D.P. Every bit helps.

Introducing a new satirical advice and lifestyle podcast hosted by lifelong best friends Dani and Sam. To Dani, everything's a joke, and to Sam, her life's a joke, so there's something for everyone to relate to. They have endless crazy stories from their time together attending a private Jewish school, and have even crazier stories now that they're adults. They give their candid advice on dating, hook-ups, friendships, adulthood, and much more, always in a lighthearted and funny manner. After all, who else can understand the strange stories of rejects better than a couple of fellow rejects?