Roblox Explained

Teagan explains Entry Point, a game where you rob stuff, intimidate people, and try not to get stopped by SWAT... yikes! We are using a new mic that Teagan got for Christmas, so be patient as we figure out how to make it sound even more awesome!

David debuts a game where he has to guess what a game is about just from hearing the title. Teagan explains Saber Simulator: a game that is literally only about swinging your sword and little else. David isn't impressed (unless you have a third sword coming out of your forehead). As always, Teagan and David end the episode with their segment “Don't Be a Bacon Hair!”

‘Tis the season for Roblox! Teagan gives some updates about Islands and some of the cool skins and emotes you can get from Advent in Roblox. Stay tuned for a tip about what to get your favorite Bacon Hair this holiday season.

Teagan explains the game Wild West. Listen to learn about hostile sheriffs, robbing banks, and who would win between a crocodile and a bear. Now David really wants a panini... (cue Teagan eye roll)

Teagan explains yet another game: Arsenal. In this game you progress through a series of weapons such as TP launchers, pizza boxes, origami guns, electric and golden guns, coconut slingshots, golden knives, and many more. Pro tip: if you have the golden knife, go for a bacon hair!! Assuming, of course, you aren't one...

Teagan explains what RB Battles is, including tournaments for Youtubers, events for regular players, and finding awesome swords in the event. Oh, and Bacon Hairs... beware the boulder!

David and Teagan explain Among Us and Imposters, while Amy's eyes glaze over because she's scared of being evil in games. Also, we give a shout out to Squirrelrock and Molly!

Amy FINALLY joins Teagan and David for an episode. Teagan explains what “AFK grinding” means and what “sus” means. Amy and David quiz Teagan on chat acronyms (he fails) but David fails his own quiz even harder. SMH.

Teagan shares some of the policies and guidelines the makers of Roblox have set up to make the game safe. Topics include the chat function, sending and receiving friend requests, and parental oversight. Oh, and Stretchy-neck Turtle makes an appearance.

Teagan explains the simplest game yet. (If you don't know Harry Potter or Hogwarts, LOOK IT UP!!! Teagan will not explain...). David has a hard time staying serious and not making terrible jokes. Teagan keeps facepalming. Bonus episode on Events coming up soon.

Teagan explains yet another game: Murder Mystery 2 (is there a Murder Mystery 1? It's a mystery...). There are innocents, a sheriff, and a murderer (hint: it's Teagan). We also introduce a new segment called “Don't Be a Bacon Hair!”

David can't get the name right. Teagan makes him learn it and other things too. Beware of acid rain, earthquakes, hurricane, and etc.

I can't believe we are already on episode 4! This one is about islands and how you can spend Robux in Islands and do things in Islands like fight slime, buffacore, scorpions, and... lizard wizards??? David is quite confused but he learns quickly.

Bonus...?

David asks Teagan what some of the most popular Roblox games are. Teagan tells David about Jailbreak. David learns about prisoners, criminals, and police (and donuts!) in Jailbreak... not real life! David finally understands what game passes are, and learns that if he sees Teagan in a dark alley in Jailbreak he should definitely run the other way.

Teagan teaches David what Robux (not to be confused with “Roblox”) is and what it does. It can be used to buy game passes, avatars, and much more...

Walkthrough including downloading the game, picking a user name (sorry, Wokling66 and Goosecowboys9623 already taken), and... Bacon hair???