Slaphappy Movie Time is an explosion of comedy and entertainment, we are not reviewers. We are here to show you a good time. Fun comedy laid over a plot synopsis of whatever we are watching. We give you a summary packed with slaphappy fun. Sick of cynical reviews? Try fun with lots of energy and ex…
Vin D is really hard to take seriously. If you are deep in the Riddick Lore this will be a painful experience for you. Karl Urban is a treasure.
Wow did a lot of stuff happen in this movie. Enjoy the savior of the universe, the ultimate himbo, Flash Gordon.
Another gem from our favorite decade of movies. The Beastmaster himself doesn't do a lot of heavy lifting. Rip Torn sacrifices a lot of children. Robjob becomes a captain, while Hern praises the merits of the ferrets.
The Christmas Special and our new favorite Christmas movie. Mel Gibson is gritty Santa. His government contract isn't shaping up. Not even making this up.
Our Halloween special in December. A boy gets turned into a mouse by a witch. His grandmother is missing her finger. Join us for Witchcast.
An emotional movie about Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. See Wolverine as a dead beat dad.
Scored high on the train scale. The future is almost as grim as the hero in this one.
Sorceress is truly a stunning. A great example of that jank 80s movies always seem to encompass. Can't stop the drums my dude.
Gerard Butler is a dick. Witty banter will not save Egypt. Hern breaks down the budget of the film with his sick math skills.
Getting friend-zoned by robots in the wasteland with an Australian cowboy and Dick Cheney.
We review Star Wars. NOT. We don't review Star Wars at all. Instead, the real story is Krampus.
The trials and tribulations that come with being a self aware turtle in the throws of their teenage years are tough to deal with. Wish there was a gritty remake of this movie.
LEAGUE OF GARGOYLES, demons, The corpse of Aaron Eckhart, and some observations about the hobbit.
Machete Kills. A lot. An exciting podcast. Space dictators and their ideals.
Tones and Hern Detail the life of Ron Perlman. Space hell and why skeletons are good friends.
Tones and Hern bring you Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Ron Trollman and diabetes.
Tones and Hern watch Dragonfyre. Orcs vs dragons. Blind Indians and hidden plots.
Tones and Hern blast through Dredd. A man with strong ideals in a dark future trying to snuff out a drug Hern's mother created.