Small Town Big Problems

For this special thirtieth episode, the hosts will be covering the small town of Erskine, Alberta, the site of one of the deadliest mass murders in Alberta's history. 

Today we are heading over to Winnipeg Beach, Manitoba! In this episode the hosts discuss Canadian Baywatch, taking DNA tests from dog poop, mysterious shimmery juice, beach sewer leaks and senior citizen crime sprees. So grab your sunscreen and let's find out more about this small town and their big problems. 

Today we are going way up north and visiting the small city of Iqaluit, Nunavut. In this episode the hosts will discuss the rich history of the area, the useless royals, 26 dollar orange juice, trading sexual favours for an iPhone 6, reviewing restaurants that you have never visited, and making memes about mayo. So grab your fishing rod and let's learn more about this small town and their big problems!

Today we are back in Alberta and we are visiting the small town of Torrington. In this episode, Kaitlynn and Kaytlin discuss prayers and love for mayor Harold, weirdly shaped children, stealing gopher hats, the rich and interesting history of their world famous gopher museum and Ralph Klein's love for gophers. So grab your stuffed gopher and let's learn more about this small town and their big problems!

In this episode we are heading all the way over to Shawville, Quebec! The hosts Kaitlynn and Kaytlin will discuss selling cribs with bite marks, secretly raising chickens in a hotel room, ghost men with cow heads, roundhouse kicking COVID out of existence and hitting on grandfathers at the grocery store.  So grab your poutine and let's find out about this small town and their big problems. 

Welcome to our special 25th episode where we will changing it up to visit the city of Fort Saksatchewan to tell you a tale filled with murder, the supernatural and lots of sheep for some reason. Join us as we go back to learn more about the life and the mystery behind Swift Runner.  Also please enjoy our new outro song written for us by Lisa Lee of the new Rocky Mountain Cryptids Podcast. 

In this episode we are heading all the way over to Lunenburg, Nova Scotia. Today, the hosts will talk about disappointing rocks, sad lobsters, great toilet paper roll placement, using financing to pay for Starbucks and sweaty horses. So grab your fishing boat and join us as we learn more about this small town and their big problems!

On this episode we are heading over to the small town of Hanna, Alberta. The hosts will discuss bodily fluids on hotel furniture, shitting on a guy named Dave, surprise Tim Hortons Broccoli, and most important of all, the journey of worldwide fame and hatred of Nickelback. So I never made it as a wise man but look at this photograph and lets learn more about this small town and their big problems!

Today we are going out east to the town of Bayfield, Ontario! In this episode the hosts discuss the dangers of plastic water bottles, disappointing charcuterie boards, creepy witch houses and cars driving off of cliffs. So grab your glass of tap water and let's learn more about this small town and their big problems!

Today we are heading to the town of Drayton Valley, Alberta where the hosts talk about aggressively supporting local businesses, someone named Jesse breaking promises, dangerously greasy chicken and find wooden splinters in your food. So grab your laxatives and let's learn more about this small town and their big problems!

Welcome to the town of Athabasca, Alberta! In this episode the hosts will discuss thalidomide, more ruben sandwiches, conspiracy theories and treating Telus employees like garbage. So grab your green beans and come along as we learn about this small town and their big problems!

Today we are going to Manitoba and we are visiting the town of Flin Flon! The hosts discuss the origin of the name Flin Flon, cold potatoes, a disappointing mascot and threatening cashiers with bug spray. So grab a joint and join us as we learn about this small town and their big problems!

Today we are heading to the east coast and visiting the charming town of Dildo, Newfoundland. Kaitlynn and Kaytlin discuss the origins of the name Dildo, dildo mansions, being racist against children, Jimmy Kimmel and of course, more dildos. So grab your ugly stick and let's learn about this small town and their big problems! 

In this episode we are going to the city of Fernie, British Columbia where the hosts are going to talk about dead bloated elks, dog anal glands, dog poo (again), deadly sleigh rides and the worst Thai food ever. So get your skis and let's head over to this small town and learn about their big problems! 

Today we are going to the great white north and visiting Dawson City, Yukon. Kaitlynn and Kaytlin will discuss the history of the famous Klondike gold rush, the sourtoe cocktail and one of the longest running brothels in Canada. So grab your extra toe and your favourite cocktail and join us as we learn about this small towns big problems! 

In this episode we are going to the town of Duncan, British Columbia, also known as the butthole of Vancouver Island! Today Kaitlynn and Kaytlin are going to discuss majestic birds of prey, children being more important than old people, hitting people with cars for sport, and even more greasy waiters. So grab your favourite totem pole and join us for this weeks small town and their big problems. 

In today's episode we are going to the beautiful province of British Columbia to visit the town of Tofino. In this episode Kaitlynn and Kaytlin talk about evil pharmacists, oily waiters, obnoxious children with air horns and why you should never feed birds. So grab your surfboards and let's learn more about this small town and their big problems! 

In today's episode we are staying in Saskatchewan and visiting the small town of Caronport. Kaitlynn and Kaytlin will talk about touching mysterious hotel bugs, another dog poo offender and heart breaking pizza quality. So grab your crisp ice cream cones and let's head on over to this small town and learn about their big problems!

Today we are going one province over and introducing you to the town of Maple Creek, Saskatchewan! In todays episode, Kaitlynn and Kaytlin discuss the wonders of mixing goats and cinnamon buns, using your sons ashes as a site seeing attraction, biker bars, dangerous campsites and buying pizza over Facebook, yesyesyesyesyes! So grab your bologna and let's head over to this small town and learn about their big problems!

In this episode the hosts are taking you to the town of Whitecourt, Alberta. Kaitlynn and Kaytlin will talk about violent moped assaults, serial yard poopers and putting local deer out of their misery. So grab your two senior pugs and listen to this weeks small town and their big problems!

To celebrate the 10th episode, the hosts are heading back to the small town of Tofield, Alberta to discuss one of the most famous and mysterious cold cases in Alberta's history, the murder of a man known as Septic Tank Sam. Kaitlynn and Kaytlin will discuss details of the case as well as the many questions and theories that surround it. 

Today we are changing it up and we are going to the small city of Grande Prairie, Alberta! In this episode we talk about mysterious murders, graffiti penises and yelling at people on the side walk. So grab your hat and your cigarette and join us for this small town (city) and their big problems! 

Today we are going to the town of Innisfail, Alberta! In this episode the hosts dive into misplaced graves, bears in a drive thru and what happens when you mix mini golf, Jesus and dinosaurs. So grab your bible and golf clubs and lets find out about this small town and their big problems!

In episode seven we are heading to the village of Irma, Alberta! Today the hosts are going to discuss the very colourful rant and rave pages of Irma where they will talk about everything from birds to bathrooms to even more birds? So grab a local feral hog and get into your pigloo and sit back and enjoy this small town and their big problems! 

Welcome to the city of Wetaskiwin! In this episode, Kaitlynn and Kaytlin will discuss Wetaskiwin's buy and sell pages, some restaurant reviews, baseball bat wielding customers and dangerous children on bikes. So grab your baseball bat and your used dildos (this will make sense later) and join us for this cities big problems!

Episode Five is all about the town of Stettler, Alberta! Join Kaitlynn and Kaytlin as they talk about Railway excursions, public parks, cafes and not so super hotels. So hop on board and join the hosts as they discover this small town and their big problems

In this episode we will be travelling to the small town of Bruce, Alberta! Where you can tie up and eat your cows (in no particular order). So grab your bloomers and your hog ties and join Kaitlynn and Kaytlin as they discuss the Bruce Hotel, the Bruce Stampede and all the big problems that come with them.

Join the hosts as they visit the small village of Ryley, Alberta! Kaitlynn will teach us what happens when you do not paint your house and then Kaytlin will tell us everything Ryley has to offer about garbage. So grab your favourite dumpster and enjoy this small town and their big problems!

Welcome to our special Corona themed episode where we discuss the dangers of closed public washrooms, Facebook memes and whether or not COVID-19 attacks only your face. So put your face mask on and join Kaitlynn and Kaytlin as they discuss their experiences of dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic while living in Beaumont and Camrose.

Do you think Tim Hortons coffee tastes like dishwater? Have you ever had the urge to steal an ATM? Well join the hosts Kaitlynn and Kaytlin as we introduce you to our first small town and their big problems. Welcome to the town of Tofield, where people hate Tim Hortons and ATMs being inside buildings.

Do you have something weird to sell? Did someone make you mad and you have to tell someone about it? Did someone steal your atm and throw it on the side of the highway? Well this is the podcast for you. Welcome to Small Town Big Problems! A podcast about the ridiculous and weird aspects of small town life in western Canada. Each episode we will be featuring a different town and seeing what the internet has to offer.