soy trek

3 hours of talking about Bones McCoy going dark MAGA and Saavik emptying the 7-year cum leg of a special needs child

master and commanderbator

the greatest vore film ever madeSupport the show

getting our dicks wet at the LAN partySupport the show

It's not cheating if you're on a different level of space

in the future they remember station wagons but have completely forgotten what an omelette is

We recorded this episode in one of those quarter-operated porn booth. It cost like 40 bucks in quarters. 

Kortar is the Klingon king of Goth Night

Torturing makes me horny

Yar's sister's bodysuit cameltoe analysis

Kirk's mission is pussy

Smokin mad renewal scrolls

Quark is a bisexual. 

Oh boy, what a mess. We break down Star Trek Picard Season 2 episode-by-episode and explain why it didn't work as a season of Star Trek, or really as a continuous story. 

we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes

Kirk will literally shit his sleeping bag with an ass full of whiskey beans before going to therapy

we discuss Sulu running the “San Francisco Marathon”, Chekov getting turned out in a temporal loop and having to take new asshole medication, and Bones McCoy being so dry he has to rest in a wet sleeping bag