Stories Made Bad

We mistranslate Uncle Ben and Peter's last conversation to great ef- PETER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING, PRESS OK TO DISMISS Credits: Music https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Promenade_Moderato_comodo_e_con_delicatezza https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Promenade_Tranquillo Sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhhrUuw2N8 All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)

Today, we take a dive into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy television series to lay in front of a bulldozer and bring Dante to the bar. Dante, if you are not a king, you will never sink. Credits: Music https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/III_Tuileries_Allegretto_non_troppo_capriccioso Sounds https://freesound.org/people/jamieorpen/sounds/448029/ All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)

Today we take a break from Star Wars and wildly mistranslate Buzz and Woody's argument at a gas station. Dana star Tim Notia. Credits Theme music created using Soundtrap. Sound Effects: https://freesound.org/people/Nimlos/sounds/454822/ Music https://opengameart.org/content/the-lonely-route All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)

We mistranslate Anakin and Obi-Wan's epic confrontation into oblivion, then act it out and try to avoid allowing the laughter to take so much breath that we pass out. Closed, Anakin; I am tall.  Credits Theme music created using Soundtrap. Music https://opengameart.org/content/holst-the-planets-suite  Sounds https://freesound.org/people/Lenguaverde/sounds/381868/ https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438693/ https://freesound.org/people/Fission9/sounds/474852/ https://freesound.org/people/tc630/sounds/47835/ https://freesound.org/people/AlpacaGuy/sounds/460036/ https://freesound.org/people/cormi/sounds/256914/ https://freesound.org/people/tommccann/sounds/235968/ All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)

Today we wildly mistranslate the big reveal from The Empire Strikes Back, then act it out with the recording and special effects budget of two dollars and a gum wrapper. U know this is real. Credits: Theme created using Soundtrap Music https://opengameart.org/content/holst-the-planets-suite Sound Effects https://freesound.org/people/Codeine/sounds/331435/ https://freesound.org/people/Mafon2/sounds/414694/ https://freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/50723/ https://freesound.org/people/Refrain/sounds/265538/ https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453390/ https://freesound.org/people/soundmast123/sounds/532156/ All music and sound effects are licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)