The Absolute Football Podcast

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The Absolute Football Podcast is a show where football fans Tom Davies & Louis Perrin discuss anything and everything related to the football world... and anything else that comes to mind really! If topical conversations, the odd guest and bang average analysis is your thing, you're in the right place. Stick us on, listen in, and get in touch.

Louis Perrin & Tom Davies


    • Dec 3, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 25m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    Episode 10 - The Series Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 91:23


    The Series Finale is here! Thank you to anyone who tuned in for this series. We will be back in 2021 bigger and better... well I'd surely hope so anyway. In the final episode of the series we discuss the gameweek as normal, Maradona and whether individual entertainers like him are a thing of the past, grade premier league teams performance so far and play a good old game of footballer guess who. As always, we hope you enjoy.

    Episode 9 - Racism at Arsenal & Mourinho for the England Job?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 85:18


    In our penultimate episode of series 1 we discuss a whole range of football topics from the last 3 weeks. Including whether institutional racism at Arsenal is the reason for Mesut Ozil not getting a game and whether Jose Mourinho will lead England to glory in the 2022 World Cup. There's also an incredibly difficult game of footballer guess who. We hope you enjoy!

    Episode 8 - Rebirth of Barcelona & Team of the Season so far...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 76:44


    Another week, another episode of The Absolute Football Podcast. We discuss some of the highlights across the football world in a week where Arsenal beat Manchester United at Old Trafford in the league for the first time since 2006, Barcelona's toxic president finally resigned, and football celebrated the 20th anniversary of it's fastest ever red card. We also take some time to pick our premier league team of the season so far as we approach the quarter way point in the season, and play a couple of rounds of football guess who. See if you can guess them before I do!

    Episode 7 - Saint Rashford & The 2025 Ballon D'or

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 87:53


    In this episode of The Absolute Football Podcast we discuss all the standout football topics from the last week, including the saint that is MBE Marcus Rashford. Plus with all the doom and gloom of COVID 19 we decide to transport ourselves to a hopefully happier time, 2025, and the potential Ballon D'or winners of that year. We're back to some structure this week, hope you enjoy!

    Episode 6 - Project Big Picture & The Inevitable Death of Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 91:44


    In the sixth episode of The Absolute Football Podcast we do the usual and discuss a range of football topics from the last couple of weeks, including project big picture, pay per view matches and end up with the horrible realisation that football as we know and love is going through a slow and painful death as clubs become commodities to be invested in rather than clubs to be supported... Anyway, try not to get as depressed listening as we did discussing it.

    Episode 5 - When football went crazy...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 89:17


    Join us for the 5th episode of The Absolute Football Podcast where we discuss everything that happened during the craziest 72 hours in Premier League history! Aston Villa hammered Liverpool 7-2, whilst Tottenham went to Old Trafford and put 6 goals passed Manchester United. Plus the transfer window slammed shut and clubs from all over the world spent big despite the financial implications of COVID 19. Not to forget that this all happened in a weekend where a fluffy green dinosaur lost his job after 27 years. So yes, football really has gone crazy!

    Episode 4 - Handball Fiascos and Zoom Management

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 85:06


    In the fourth episode of The Absolute Football Podcast we discuss a range of football topics from this week, including the handball fiascos and whether football managers could do their job over zoom. West Ham certainly looked like they preferred the virtual version of David Moyes...

    Episode 3 - An Absolute Rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 110:29


    I know what you're thinking..."WHY WOULD THEY MAKE A 2 HOUR EPISODE, WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?!" But in this episode we interview one of the best footballers of all time, delve into the depths of football to understand the game in a way no one has ever seen before, creating 2 hours of pure liquid gold that is worth every single second and will make you a millionaire instantly. Okay, not really. We got carried away and had a rant for 2 hours. We're sorry. Enjoy!!

    Episode 2 - Is Marcelo Bielsa similar to Ian Holloway?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 58:17


    In the second episode of The Absolute Football Podcast we discuss a range of football topics from the week, and somehow end up comparing Marcelo Bielsa to Ian Holloway.

    Episode 1 - Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 81:55


    Join Tom Davies & Louis Perrin on the first episode of The Absolute Football Podcast where we discuss Arsenal & Chelsea, the Bundesliga, and David Mitchell... No really.

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