Time Waster

Whats happening partna? This episode starts off talking about things that make me giggle at work, a really dumb show thats coming up, and then the episode devolves into me describing my recent tear of absolutely obliterating any toilet that stands in my way. It's fun but. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Theres 'bondi rescue' improv, 'family dinner after daughter films tiktok about hot parent' improv, 'meeting with dementia riddled grandad at the nursing home after tiktok about hot grandad' improv and then I get really passionate about cashews and the spice girls. Also my dad yells at me at one part. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

The king is back and I give the people what they didn't ask for - my usual rants on steroids. Theres a work rant, uni rant and life rant and I also perform kiss from a rose. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Wow this one is a rollercoaster people. Its starts off with a brand new intro song before getting real personal on how the only person that replied to my sketch was Hungry Jacks :( Then I get angry about the abuse of the word "iso" - you're at home not prison UGH, then I get even angrier about the customers at work, have an exorcism over people sharing posts that make them look uhhhhhhsssss'desperate, all before finishing off watching celebrity tik toks and making fun of them because these millionaires are doing the same thing broke teens are and that tickles me. Neither are funny though and thats obvious. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

I talk fake kindness during this pandemic and go in on all the issues with Lynx's latest ad as-well as Hungry Jack's shameful over acting before being joined by the one and only, Arnold Schwarzenegger! What a treat! Arnie and I get into body building and life with just a handful of his famous quotes before a surprise ending that I honestly should have seen coming. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Im back from my week long hiatus and as a treat I am joined by a special guest! We talk what he does, his thoughts on the current state of the world with the virus and also he may of gotten me just a little bit completely blood red mad. But hey, its Timmy Thompson! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

In today's episode I start talking about my return to uni but then I see a spider and I go on a live, completely unedited hunt for its head. Then with all that adrenaline I go on the longest 'I'm Getting Mad' to date about all the goddamn morons going on about toilet paper and this stupid virus, because at this point honestly just fly me to ground zero and I'll throw hands with it. Its either that or its ON SITE with the next person that mentions toilet paper. Cos mmmmmmm'hadnuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

After his on air coma last appearance, Scotts McGee is back! Yes, my cousin from the Scottish Highlands returns to the show to be really loud and really annoying and also interrupt constantly as I try talk about dumb trends with him. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Day late but its magic baby. Why? Because Magic Johnson got aids and is still kicking woohoo! I give a harrowing update on my windscreen drama, get angry at calendars in the return of the 'I'm Getting Mad' segment, look for sponsors and explain why no-one has the range that milk does. Milk slaps so hard don't @ me. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

In today's episode I describe my ordeal trying to get my windscreen replaced, 'weguaranteewe'llfixyouitals', and how when I match gazes with someone I'm the guy that just death stares back because I freeze. I also get into some tinder talk and let you in on the people that I absolutely love to judge. Oh and my fool proof opening line about the Dalai Lama. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

This is probably my most convoluted episode to date. Why? Cos mmmm'sick. I talk about backwards people that go on 'kitchen nightmares' and then fall into a perplex hole and end up questioning all the unanswered questions from 'SpongeBob'. Welcome to the sick podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

In today's episode I take my hat off to 'professional platter setters' who get paid to simply decorate plates which is so dumb, be perplexed at people who choose to use metal detectors in 2020, AGAIN be perplexed by the only job title ever seen in instagram bios, "registered nurse" and then wonder why the people that put comedian as their title are never funny. Like ever. Perplexed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

In this weeks episode I unpack some "fan feedback", explain how voting works for the Hottest 100, discuss how when someone says "this is everything" it is almost certainly, not it. Also I talk about my broken mind clock and get angry about my dumb doorbell. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

In today's podcast I discuss having a weird melon, my life changing writing for RANSACK Media, introduce a new segment 'Silly Product', be confused over lame excuses for memoriam parks and read a heartfelt letter about my failure at stopping the... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

In today's episode I explore my "sex on traps", the thought of getting controlled by a GARNISH, what 'I'm mad about', "bring back the '20s men" nonsense and I role-play how I think kids unboxing videos are like behind the scenes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Last year I was just dipping my toes in the podcast, this time Im going swimming baby. Hear my experience with budgy smuggler limbo, how Scomo's bEen hARd dOnE by, what I'm mad about in the new segment "I'm getting mad", and how I would have handled the pitch of the movie "Cats" - hint, it wouldn't have been made. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

I dive into the mythos of the show, as well as unleash on clocks because honestly - why do they make sounds?? Also go on a couple real tangents about Kim K but its all fact. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Daddy's home. And I'm here to ask "Why though?" to cheerleaders, frozen yoghurt and why on earth graham crackers are spelt GRAHAM like the name. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

This episode marks a special milestone for me, so, to celebrate, I brought in my first ever guest onto the podcast! He flew in all the way from Scotland. He shouldn't have. It turned into chaos very quickly. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Oh, hey, you watch Love Island? Oh cool, so uhhh, y'uh idiot? Orrrrr y'uh stupid? That and also me talking about my brother the human mii and their lame creation, bowling blues, fan love and people watching at the beach is this episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Would you rather fight 50 spider sized bears, or 1 bear sized spider? Also, why was it never explained why the fish talks in 'Cat in the Hat'? Oh, and wisdom teeth removal sucks, dog cafes are leading to mankind's demise and LED's and music don't make your life uhhhhhh interesting. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Waste time to tales of my despise for female instagram "Comedians", my tourettes (not the funny kind), the time doctors thought I had cancer, and my series of pass out stories at the hand of being told what I already know, amongst other things. Also my Dad does not care when I get hurt. :( --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Waste time to tales of delivering pizza to a brothel, our war on the magpies, the sad reality of the snail of the tree, complaints about L.A. and other stuff --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message

Awkward hairdresser stories and my hate for "Dog People". Those who say "pupper" and dress dogs in human clothes. It's so dumb. It's a dog. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fintan-smith/message