We Brothers Three

This one was fun as hell. We get buzzed and talk about gaming in quarantine. That's it! And it's great!

This is just an episode where we bullshit about the beginning of the COVID-19 outbreak. It comes pretty late cause we've all been busy with this lockdown bullshit.

We're back with another one kids. This week we talk about the Coronavirus panic and its effect on Trevor (not really). Then we dive back into this ridiculous campaign where we can't keep the bugs in order. Is it a spider, an ant or a wasp? Who knows! Then we talk about animal movies and how we'd live without electricity. Thanks for listening, and enjoy!

And we're back with a full episode! This week we talk about some shit and dive into a fun battle in Trevor's campaign. We talk about some antihero tropes, answer a fan question (thank you Jesse!), and sing a classic song. Hard to go wrong. Enjoy!

And just when we're back on track we fuck up. This week Trav accidentally paused his audio and we lost all of Role Playing Wrenches. Not to worry, we pick it back up next week. On this episode we talk about the Superbowl, music video tropes, overrated and underrated, and sing a song. It's shorter than normal but sometimes that's not a bad thing. Enjoy!

And definitely don't be the only one drunk and trying to run a campaign while podcasting. I got hammered and about ruined the episode. Good fuckin luck with this one.

You're in for it now. Trevor (I) take a stab at running a campaign and...boy is it something. It's definitely uniquely stupid, that's for sure. Other than that, we start off talking about our shitty weeks, get into the dumbest campaign you may ever hear, talk about perfect family tropes, ask the worst would-you-rathers, and sing a stupid song. Why do you keep listening to this? Well, we will keep putting them out regardless. Enjoy!

We're back bitches! After over a month hiatus, we're back on track. With all the holidays and shit we had to take a little bit of time off, but the wait is over! Listen in on some more garbage. We three brothers talk about a week in December, torch a forest in our campaign, talk about commercial tropes, explain our scars, and sing a song. Enjoy, and thanks for waiting!

Merry almost Christmas bitches! Welcome to our Christmas episode where two brothers are Grinchy assholes and one absolutely loves it. In this episode we talk about our two week hiatus, attempt to burn a church, change up some Christmas movies, and talk about Santa returning some lost items. Oh, and we also sing a Christmas song. Enjoy.

If anybody reads this part, we just want you to know that episodes drop Monday at midnight from now on. In this episode we...talk about spending time with each other before talking to a squirrel about nuts in our campaign. Then we talk about some of the obvious tropes in DND and attempt to evade a snail that will take your immortality if it touches you (credit to u/Andy316619 from Reddit). And, as always, we sing a horrible rendition of a popular song with our own dumb lyrics. Enjoy.

The Dorsey boys are back to talk about their weeks before getting right back into Roleplaying Wrenches and way too much in-character dialogue. Then we talk about alcohol and weed in movies and ask the classic question: if you had three wishes, what would you wish for? Then we sing a horrible rendition of a popular song. Oh fuck my soul I wrote this drunk. Just trust that it's a good episode and if you don't like it suck my ass 'n balls cocklickist

This week the Dorsey Brothers talk about their weeks, which includes an epic DND battle and saving a GOTdamn life. Then we traverse a dungeon and find a boss, talk about the bullshit repetition in JRPGs, make up some consequences for our vices, and sing a song shittily.

The Dorsey Boys talk about their stupid weeks and then get right back into the dungeon. Will they have an encounter? Will they roll poorly?? Will they travel more than fifty feet in an entire episode??? YES, YES, NO! Then we talk about the who-dun-it genre before asking one of Trevor's favorite questions - if you were being executed tomorrow, what would your last meal be? Well, we've got you covered. Then we sing a song but good god it's dog shit. Enjoy.

The Dorsey Boys are back to talk about their weeks for a minute before diving back into the roleplaying adventure and straight smoking some NPC's brutally. After that we talk about great and shitty romantic comedies before switching up our Dorsey Story Time segment and turning it into Dorsey Question Time. If you could bring a knight from a thousand years ago into today's time, what would you show him first? It's a great segment. We end with a horrible rendition of a song, as per usual. Enjoy, cause we sure fuckin did.

This week we brothers talk about jury duty and darkness, our characters get trapped in a cell, the Monster of the Week genre, and car wrecks. Oh, and sing a song.

Half of this episode is about nostalgic shit from our childhoods. Enjoy

Welcome back to another polished episode of We Brothers Three! Holy shit, Travis has audio that sounds crystal clear again and the drops are back in order. We have decided to drop Let's Tell a Story (for now) and spend a little more time on the other segments so we don't seem so rushed. This week, we: ramble about nonsense! Fight Batmen! Talk about combined video game genres! Reminisce about guns! And sing another horrible rendition of a popular song. Who will win this weeks sing-off? The results may surprise you! So many fucking exclamation points! Enjoy, but remember - no antivaxxers.

It's not 100% unedited, but pretty damn close to it. Travis' good mic malfunctioned and he had to use a shitty headphone mic, so I almost tossed the whole episode. Instead, I barely put any effort into it but decided to post it anyway cause I thought it was funny.

I can't believe this podcast is still going

See summary, too lazy

We three brothers talk about our weeks, mentioning shitty hotel rooms, good food, and the horniness of Travis. Our segment order gets a little fucked up because we wanted to talk about TV show The Boys, but we get back into Roleplaying Wrenches. Our heroes narrowly avoid horrific death and get to use some powers. Then we talk about creating VR games before continuing with our Let's Tell A Story segment where we fight robotic teeth. We sadly had to skip Dorsey Story Time, but don't worry - we sing you a song still. Also, Travis' audio is bad until about 40 minutes and we figured out the problem for future episodes. Sorry.

We three brothers are back at it, and we've added a little flavor in between segments. Travis attempts intermittent fasting and Tristan notices a conspiracy. Trevor and Tristan make characters and detail their backstories. We all create a SciFi show that has to stay on TV for two seasons minimum. Tristan becomes a Toothbrush Overlord. We talk about doing jobs with our dad, and then we sing a horrible rendition of a famous song.

We three brothers hadn't recorded in a couple weeks due to a new Dorsey being born, so this episode doesn't follow our normal sequence of events. We have a much longer first segment where we talk about childbirth and the Hot Ones challenge, then create some characters for our new DND campaign. We continue on with our story We Strangers Three before singing a horrible rendition of an old song.

I almost didn't upload this one. So much editing was involved that it just made me bitter and if it didn't progress our story I would've kept it in the vault.

It's been busy but we're back on track. This week we talk about Elvis facts and how much of a fatass he was before our RPG characters set up vampiric defenses against raging heroes. After, we talk about time travel and how much the past sucks and then spruce up a car for a death race in our story. For our Dorsey story we recount drunk stories. Side note: we talk about driving drunk, but we do NOT condone this action in any way. We were just stupid kids. Lastly, we butcher another famous song.

My son was just born so I didn't have time to edit the description. If you've listened this far you'll probably like it.

Big 10! We hit our first benchmark with our tenth episode, and it's still as ridiculous as ever. One of us upgraded to a nice microphone, and the other brothers follow suit in the future. We three brothers talk about sobriety before building a fort out of treasure and explaining the concept of money to Tristan. Then we finally finish Jack and Jimmy, and lord knows it was time. After that, we talk about what B-tier superpowers we would want before our Go Kart mishap. And of course we finish with a horrible rendition of a famous song.

We three brothers are back for another wonderful week. We talk about how stupid video games look in tv shows and who broke our dad's taillight. Then we're off to an RPG scenario where we cause a lot of chaos in a town (who would've thought), before discussing the penultimate episode of Jack and Jimmy. If you've stuck it out this far, we finally switch up our watching/playing segment because we felt it was too boring. In this episode we discuss how we would act as undercover cops, and we would definitely all die. Finally, we end the show with our biggest fuck-ups, and there's a difficult story to tell. Enjoy.

We three brothers talk about children's plays, saving strippers, Valkyrie racism, Rage 2, crazy parties, and American Pie. Sorry for the short description, I almost forgot to drop the episode because I suck. Enjoy.

We three brothers are back, and we switched our segments up a little bit. We dropped Obsession of the Week and You Mad Bro and consolidated everything under our new opening segment Shit's Week. Travis updates us on his dreams and his mulch project. Tristan gets a weird 911 call. Trevor has no time to talk about his week. We're back to pirating, and one of the brothers turns into a pirate parrot. Our stupid kids story takes a weird turn and we discuss dolphin teeth and a King's dongle. We discuss the Peaky fuckin' Blinders, and then the highest we've ever been. The episode ends with another horrible rendition of a famous 80's song. Enjoy.

We three brothers talk about creating a podcast, being scallywags on a pirate ship, solving a puzzle in our stupid story, red dead redemption 2, clumsy days where everything goes wrong, our grandma, and sing a song at the end.

We three brothers just can't stop talking about dumb shit. This week we obsess about waking up early before trying to solve a trap room with our limbs intact. After that it's back to our children's story with a time puzzle and some merphins. What the fuck is a merphin? You'll see. After that we're off to talk about anime, anxiety dreams, and the drunken past of one of the brothers. And if you're lucky, maybe we'll sing you another song.

We three brothers are back to spray some wisdom about the French/Japanese created bidets before heading back to the Old West to see what kind of trouble miners can get into with pocketfuls of dynamite. Then we dive back into Jack and Jimmy for a ridiculous potion duel, compare a couple of zombie shows, and talk about the multitude of stupid articles that constitute "news" these days. We end with some stories about sleepwalking before signing off with the realization that we need to prep our song lyrics for the future. Hope you enjoy.

We three brothers are back to bullshit through another hour. This week we obsess about workout equipment before talking about the nuances of running a one-and-done DND campaign. Ever wanted to ride a magic carpet and snipe kids? We got you. We dive back into our kids story and create some worm golems for our heroes to fight and talk about Sekiro for the last time (we promise). With so many people bitching about Sekiro being too hard, we had to throw our six cents in again. After, we delve into overused movie tropes and end with stories about shitting ourselves. Oh, and maybe there's a surprise at the end of the episode. Listen and find out.

Welcome back to the second episode of We Brothers Three. We jump right into obsession of the week, move onto an old west adventure, and create a new character for our children's adventure story Jack and Jimmy (although, the farther we delve into this story, the worse it gets for our target audience.) We follow up by talking a little more in-depth about the video game Sekiro, how shitty key fobs are, and end with a paintball story that didn't turn out too well for our cousin. Hope you enjoy.

Welcome to the first ever episode of We Brothers Three! As big podcast fans, we felt it was time to embark on our own journey. We are not professionals - we are just brothers who wanted an excuse to get together and talk about things we are interested in. These may include, but are not limited to, obsessions, roleplaying games, crafting stories, video games and shows, things that piss us off, and stories from our childhoods.We make each other laugh and hopefully this does the same for you. Sorry for any audio issues, especially Tristan's. His gets fixed by episode six and we are still new to the process.