Real-life couple Sarah & Jake recap each week's episode of The Bachelorette pointing out the best moments and providing many laughs while also being in love.

Weeks 6 & 7 of Becca’s season as remembered several weeks after we watched the episodes! We make some things up, but overall the story is true. Spoiler Alert! We talk in depth about the new film Christopher Robin at the end. https://ia601507.us.archive.org/6/items/BeccaWeeks67/Becca-Weeks6-7.m4a

Week 5 of Becca’s season of The Bachelorette! We talk trolls & faries, Chris being the worst in soo many ways, and who we’d date from the group. https://ia601508.us.archive.org/34/items/BeccaWeek5/Becca-Week5.m4a

Week 4 of Becca as Bachelorette! This week, we talk about the planet being round, golden hot pants, and why you shouldn’t tell people you love them if you don’t. https://ia601506.us.archive.org/13/items/BeccaWeek4/Becca-Week4.m4a

Week 3 of Becca as Bachelorette! This week, we talk about himalayan charcoal cleansing masks, Sarah’s favorite Bachelorette moment of all time, and speculated on who will be the next Bachelor. https://ia601508.us.archive.org/19/items/BeccaWeek3/Becca-Week3.m4a

Week 2 of Becca as Bachelorette! This week, we talk about essential oils, our secret, and why you should wear more than underpants on a date. https://ia601501.us.archive.org/0/items/BeccaWeek2/Becca-Week2.m4a

Becca is back and ready for love! We share our big news, discuss new fashion trends, and how fly fishing works. https://ia601509.us.archive.org/25/items/BeccaWeek1/Becca-Week1.m4a

Arie broke up with Becca, now let’s rub it in some more! We talk about what to do about Facebook, how to choose a charity, and our meh feelings toward Arie. https://ia601506.us.archive.org/26/items/ArieAfterFinalRose/Arie-AfterFinalRose.m4a

It’s the finale of The Bachelor! We talk about dancing alpacas, magic tricks, and live podcast our reactions as the episode progresses! Oh, and Arie is not good at breakups. https://ia601504.us.archive.org/24/items/ArieFinale/Arie-Finale.m4a

Week 9 off Arie’s season. We talk about our favorite innuendos, LeAnn Rimes, Arie dropping L-bombs, and NASCAR mines. https://ia601504.us.archive.org/29/items/ArieWeek9/Arie-Week9.m4a

It’s the Women Tell All episode and Arie’s exes tell us almost nothing, but we talk about our rowdy neighborhood, needle dicks, and bloooooopers! https://ia601501.us.archive.org/22/items/ArieWomenTellAll/Arie-Women%20Tell%20All.m4a

Week 8 of Arie’s season! We launch our new segment “Tea Time”, discuss what our hometown dates would be like, and forget to mention that none of these families have pets! https://ia601504.us.archive.org/20/items/ArieWeek8/Arie-Week8.m4a

Week 7 of Arie’s season! We discuss making out before breaking up, Jake tells us how he really feels about Tia, and Arie drops L bombs. https://ia601504.us.archive.org/1/items/ArieWeek7/Arie-Week7.m4a

Week 6 of Arie’s season! We show off how much French we know and discuss front butts & lip syncing. https://ia601501.us.archive.org/2/items/ArieWeek6/Arie-Week6.m4a

Week 5 of Arie’s season! We talk about 21 questions, eatin’ people meat, and licking balls. https://ia601502.us.archive.org/31/items/ArieWeek5/Arie-Week5.m4a

Week 4 of Arie’s season! Welcome to the Woods! We talk about drinking pee, glamshaming, and a special guest drops by! https://ia601507.us.archive.org/28/items/ArieWeek4/Arie-Week4.m4a

Week 3 of Arie’s season! We talk about wearing dresses with sneakers, scooping dog poop, and Jenna going for it (get it girl!). https://ia601504.us.archive.org/9/items/ArieWeek3/Arie-Week3.m4a

Week 2 of Arie’s season! We workshop how to refer to the females in the house, ask why all the barrels are getting run over, and discuss bumper car phobias. https://ia601504.us.archive.org/30/items/ArieWeek2/Arie-Week2.m4a

Night one of Arie’s season! We meet the ladies, learn who has been crop dusting the mansion, and gear up for a season of racing puns. https://ia601507.us.archive.org/1/items/ArieWeek1/Arie-Week1.m4a

Countdown to Arie! We talk about what types of property Arie might sell, what we’ve been up to in between seasons, and how Sarah loves secret journals. https://ia601509.us.archive.org/29/items/CountdownToArie/CountdownToArie.m4a

Week 5 of Bachelor in Paradise, the finale! We talk about the couples, diet ice cream, and finally get a chance to talk about our favorite Christmas film, The 12 Dates of Christmas. We’ll see you all in January! https://ia601500.us.archive.org/6/items/Paradise4Finale/Paradise4-Finale.m4a

Week 4 of Bachelor in Paradise! We talk about new trends in fashion, optional soap use, weretigers, and possibly starting a Midnight, Texas podcast while Bachelor shows are on hiatus. https://ia601502.us.archive.org/27/items/Paradise4Week4/Paradise4-Week4.m4a

Week 3 of Bachelor in Paradise! We talk about swallowing toothpaste, middle school relationships, and emoji wives. https://ia601509.us.archive.org/11/items/Paradise4Week3/Paradise4-Week3.m4a

Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise! We talk about carrying rocks, weird tanktops, and why Bachelor Nation hates chest hair. https://ia601504.us.archive.org/1/items/Paradise4Week2/Paradise4-Week2.m4a

Episode 1 of Bachelor in Paradise, Season 4! We meet the cast, discuss the shutdown, and talk about which puzzle design we are. Spoiler alert, Jake’s is a 4 piece kitten puzzle. https://ia601509.us.archive.org/4/items/Paradise4Week1/Paradise4-Week1.m4a

The Finale of Rachel’s season of the Bachelorette! We talk about our feelings on the conclusion, cheese-filled bath bombs, and we get stoked for Bachelor in Paradise. YOPO! https://ia601505.us.archive.org/10/items/Week10Finale/Week10Finale.m4a

Week 9 of We Trust the Process! We tackle the Men Tell All episode, implicit bias, and why we keep audio recordings from people even though we might not listen to them! https://ia601500.us.archive.org/1/items/Week9MenTellAll/Week9MenTellAll.m4a

Week 8 of We Trust the Process. Rachel brings her suitors home to meet the family, Copper makes his grand return, and we try to get a free mattress from Casper. https://ia601502.us.archive.org/10/items/Week8_201707/Week8.m4a

Week 7 of We Trust The Process. Hometowns! We talk about love language, the guys’ families, and the exploitation of Dean’s family dynamic. https://ia601501.us.archive.org/26/items/Week7_201707/Week7.m4a

Week 6 of We Trust the Process. Rachel had a hard time with how hard this week was. We talk about pre-home town dates and the beautifulness of Geneva and that geyser that got more screen time than Matt. https://ia601509.us.archive.org/2/items/Week6_201707/Week6.m4a

Week 5, Part 2 of We Trust the Process. With Lee gone, we can focus on the finer things in The Bachelorette… like Viking games! https://ia601503.us.archive.org/35/items/Week5Part2/Week5Part2.m4a

Week 5, part 1 of our podcast! Jack Stone, Attorney at Law gets a 1 on 1 with Rachel. We make some bold predictions about tomorrow night’s episode. https://ia601506.us.archive.org/11/items/Week5_201706/Week5.m4a

Week 4 of our podcast! Blimps, bees, and confrontations! We (finally) have a pretty good routine and hope to get these episodes out the day after the show from now on. https://ia601500.us.archive.org/30/items/Week4_201706/Week4.m4a

Week 3 of our podcast! https://ia801509.us.archive.org/34/items/Week3_201706/Week3.m4a