White Noise

We were on our phones for this entire episode. Jack Butler returns to take over White Noise as a crossover episode with his incredible podcast The Young Americans. Listen to them here: https://ricochet.com/series/young-americans/ . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and our absentee cohost Chase @chasehsabina . Email us at whitenoisestuff@gmail.com . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Chase may have bitten off more than he can chew with his new dog. Joe might get to model for Walmart but there's a catch. . Follow us at @whitenoiseguys and Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Project Voldemort, Depression Tumblr, Chase's new dog, and a black-screen Snapchat story all make appearances in our latest episode. . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and email whitenoisestuff@gmail.com Follow Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

An under-the-weather Joe and over-the-weekend Chase discuss screenshots submitted by fans, Logan Paul returning to boxing as an "ex-controversial" figure, dating KFC's Colonel Sanders, Prison Wife Instagram, Dave Chappelle and "Cancel Culture." . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and email whitenoisestuff@gmail.com Follow Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Coast Guard member and Florida resident Kevin Hoeben dodged Hurricane Dorian and made time to speak truth to social grave robbers and models posting "thoughts and prayers" with suggestive beach photos. Eyewitness Joe reports on his experience at the 9/11 memorial. Kevin describes Yahoo Groups, which predates even Myspace, and he notes the existence of the pre-Youtube generation. Joe and Chase prophesy the rise of LinkedIn as a dating app. Kevin uses the Facebook birthday feature to remind himself to delete friends. Joe realizes he forgot the time he was unable to attend Kevin's wedding. Chase reveals no one wishes him happy birthday. Kevin reveals that Pokemon Go may be the greatest social media platform before revealing which social account he wants to delete most. . Auschwitz video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAnmqy5uYE . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Drummer Dean Sinclair is trying to make it big, even if it means selling his soul to social media. Dean explains his side hustles and the highs and lows of his rock star lifestyle. Lola, his family's charming bird, also makes infrequent appearances as Chase and Joe take notes on marketing music through social media. We also discover one of us has never bought an album, not even at Walmart. . Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @whitenoiseguys and follow Chase @chasehsabina . Email complaints to whitenoisestuff@gmail.com . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

WE HAVE AN INSTAGRAM @whitenoiseguys . Chase and Joe bust an IG influencer for faking a motorcycle crash to get a smartwater endorsement. We discuss depressed YouTubers who are struggling to make money online. We also learn David Geffen's yacht is a clout competition for old billionaires and the Obamas. . Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @whitenoiseguys . Leave a review or email us whitenoisestuff@gmail.com . Follow Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Brant Cohen returns for his second appearance on White Noise, this time recording in the closet Joe slept in before he became gainfully employed and moved out. Chase returns after his noticeable absence, bringing with him a suspiciously deep knowledge of Jacob Sartorius and both his slapboxing challenge to Barstool and his incredibly obsessed Twitter fans. Brant rants about Snapchat influencers spamming him with swipe up links and merchandise, while Joe notes that younger social media users are desperate to become influencers themselves. You can probably guess which platform Brant wants to delete first, but what does L.M.R. mean? . Follow us at @whitenoiseguys and email whitenoisestuff@gmail.com . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Chase is out to work, so Joe ponders the success of low-quality portrait-mode twitter videos and fan DMs in response to last episode's segment on social grave-robbing. Joe ventures alone discussing the NSFW #IstandwithWhitney and twitter's very relaxed content filters, before explaining why Snapchat is clearly targeting children with its hyper-sexual content. Finally, he rants on the increasingly elaborate birthday wishes people post on social media, especially Instagram stories. He also mispronounces Idris Elba. . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and email us whitenoisestuff@gmail.com . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Joe and Chase discuss the ethical issues (Joe) and gambling opportunity (Chase) presented by the possibility of a fight between Logan Paul and the bagel brawler. Chase exposes the awful underbelly of Instagram posts from the 9/11 memorial and Auschwitz, where no brand deal is too cheap to not pose on the graves of others. We ponder recording live from the Area 51 raid and Joe laments his failed Walmart modeling career after Chase explains the various levels of brand influencers. . Shoot Chase mean messages at whitenoisestuff@gmail.com . Follow us @whitenoiseguys . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

We recorded this together in a Hampton Inn in Flint, Michigan so you better show some appreciation for the lengths we'll go to not sound like a garbled Skype call. Per usual, we talk about Tik Tok, before launching into our new direction for the podcast (this is officially season 2) and our gripes with how people want selfies instead of autographs these days. Chase flexes about celebrities he's met and getting his phone number leaked before we suffer through the saddest, weirdest music.ly video ever created (it's worse than all of Tik Tok combined). . LEAVE A REVIEW and let us know your favorite meme rapper. . Email us at whitenoisestuff@gmail.com or follow @whitenoiseguys      ...Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Kacey Reeves explains how her grandma met someone through a dating app and got married. Then we talk about how "porn" is being attached to everything and it's out of control. Chase flexes frequently and Kacey reveals which social media account she might delete. Leave a review and tell us which social media platform you'd delete first. Follow @whitenoiseguys and email us at whitenoisestuff@gmail.com Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Joey Illuzzi is our resident expert on esports and the legal nonsense surrounding their top players. He’s also Chase’s new resident roommate. We discuss Tfue and his lawsuit against Faze clan, the rise of social media esports careers, Tiktok influencers replacing vine, Chase’s many flexes throughout the podcast, and more. Email us at whitenoisestuff@gmail.com and follow us @whitenoiseguys Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Taylor Olmstead came on to enlighten us on the early years of social media - this time it's twitter and YouTube. Topics include: sending tweets by text, cyberbullying in the 2000s, gamergate, GaryVee, NBA twitter... ZeFrank's The Show, earth sandwich, Merlin Mann, CGP Grey, YouTube's evolution from juvenile humor to a monetized monstrosity, the half-life of entertainment careers, ElleoftheMills on YouTube burnout at 19, and Taylor reveals which social media account he'd delete. Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat all had user privacy breaches during the recording of this podcast. Taylor's incredible evolution of YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4ayBHTES0&list=PLXxxwNrjBL-EPdMuzDFlFQRlt-J9vpzEC Taylor's 10 years on Twitter article: http://tcolmstead.com/2018/09/03/ten-years-on-twitter/?fbclid=IwAR0_hZFjftEh7vVIu5CFQZoqSnL_bxMzqj2lO8TaDW_YKvPqnJDuYCSCRms Follow Taylor @tcolmstead and his podcasts, Ten Minute Tech Talk @tmttpodcast and No Repeat @norepeatpod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

We're both moving this week but we recorded ourselves talking about how Snapchat is disgusting and we hardly use it, Chase has a new phone and barely uses twitter, IG people are still weird, and moderating Facebook content is a personalized hell. "Bodies in Seats" https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/19/18681845/facebook-moderator-interviews-video-trauma-ptsd-cognizant-tampa After you leave a review, email us questions/comments at whitenoisestuff@gmail.com or shoot a dm to @whitenoiseguy Let us know what you think of the intro. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Will had his phone stolen in Italy and it made him realize how little he needed it and all the apps - except for his twitter. Chase, Joe, and the middle child discuss unplugging from social media (of course), why people keep tabs on who's unfollowing them, mental health issues in the NBA, and the dark forces behind TikTok. Give us a review and feel free to bug us at @whitenoiseguy or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com Pretty good chance that we have intro music on the next episode. Maybe. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Freelancer Evan Carter got Joe started in social media in college and now he's trying to cut back without leaving it entirely. Evan, Joe and Chase discuss controlling social media on both a personal and societal level. Everyone lays out their vision of the best social media platform before Evan reveals which one he could do without. This episode was recorded during a Michigan blizzard which sliced Chase and Evan's audio to bits. We have done our best to piece it back together. No joke. Follow us at @whitenoiseguy on Facebook and Twitter. We might have bumper music by the next episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Young professional Shad Strehle comes on to talk about social media addiction, Casey Neistat clickbait, and his own struggles with being Young and Online. Follow him @shadisrad. WE'RE WORKING ON INTRO MUSIC. Joe is too picky. We take submissions. Hit us up @whitenoise or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Victoria Verderame is an adjunct professor of communications in New Haven, CT. Chase and Joe listened to her share the horrors of Myspace and its descendants. Victoria doesn't have any burner accounts to plug, but you can message us @whitenoiseguys or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other podcast platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Chase Sabina discusses his rise from a tumblr aggregator to an Instagram photographer/influencer/marketer (Only plugging once: follow him at @chasehsabina). Hit us up @whitenoiseguys or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Nathan Steinmeyer explains how moving to Israel has affected his social media habits. Hit us up @whitenoiseguys or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

College roommates Joe Pappalardo and Brant Cohen share their first impressions of each other based on Facebook profiles. Hit us up @whitenoiseguys or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Ed deleted his social media and has plenty to say about it. Hit us up @whitenoiseguys or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Jack's been on Facebook for over 10 of its 15 years. He's not sure how to feel about it. Hit us up @whitenoiseguys or whitenoisestuff@gmail.com. This podcast can be found on Anchor, iTunes and Spotify, and various other platforms. Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support