Zach & Josh

Good Morning Collingwood, and welcome to stage four lockdown.  This week:  Twitter Talk - Bachelor in Paradise Tea, Japanese Rollercoasters  Drug Smuggling Cats  Ziggy Alberts' Cover Up Album  Cameo Value - Jay from The Inbetweeners  Cameo Value - Daniel Gorringe

The boys are live from Collingwood with a hot show:  Twitter Talk: Trump banning Tik Tok, 'Bachelor' Jamie is suing Channel 10 We are Job-Seekers  Three Catholics walk into a bar  Dumb Things - Josh self reports How far would you go for a feed? Cameo Value: Pako the llama  Cameo Value - Greg 'Wiggle' Page

Master Debaters: Karen from Brighton  Kissing Your Kids on the Mouth  Dumb Things - Raw Doggin' an iPhone  Small Talk Game  Cameo Value

Return of the Lockdown  Victorian Bitter  Does Australia feel bad for Melbourne? 'McGuir-ing' Jada & Will Smith  Twitter Talk - NBA Bubble, Jason Derulo, Nic Nat  Positive Reviews Only  Cameo Value Finalists

Steele Side-by-Sidebottom  Josh's makin' bank on Marketplace  Trade Wars  Hot Take: Sharing is not Caring  Choosing your Neighbour 

Tom called in to let us know whether it's worth getting to know your neighbors or not. 

Zach and Josh debate whether it is good to know your neighbours or not

Spicy red hot takes coming through. 

The boys discuss the terms of a new challenge: Trade Wars 

Josh has figured out a new way to turn a profit. 

We take a look at Steele's glory and coin the new phrase, 'McGuiring It' 

The mics are working and the boys are live from the Collingwood Studios.  Hot show including:  Josh and his GF overreacting to life  How far will Zach go to avoid human interaction?  25 words or less comps  The washing machine is possessed Twitter Talk  Super important house keeping  DON'T FORGET - This show is best enjoyed on our playlist on Spotify. Find us there via @thismorningwood on Instagram. 

We've got a bit of housekeeping to get to... as well as a lol that is too much. 

The boys have a bit of news to catch up on... 

Zach lives in a house full of character... and his new appliance fits right in. 

Notorious wordsmith, Josh Perring, has found a new way to demonstrate his talents. 

Would you go this far not to interact with other humans? 

Josh overreacts to his girlfriend overreacting. 

We're back and live from the Collingwood studios 

We're back in the Collingwood studios! Party shirts are on while Mike has the week off.   Josh has a Dream  Huge Giveaway (I Wake Up With...)  Coffee Shop Sins  Top 5 00's TV Star Hangs  Zach's Celebrity Run In  When the Pubs Reopen

The boys ponder what it will be like to visit that sacred ground once again.

Zach's had a HUGE run in with a celebrity... but how did it end?    (Tease, hook, under-promise, over-deliver)

Zach's got a spicy and specific list of the 5 kids TV characters he'd want to hang with. 

Zach and Josh revel in their glory days as baristas. 

We call a valued listener with the chance to win big!

Josh doesn't want to hear about your dreams. So be quiet and listen to his. 

We're back in the Collingwood studios! Party shirts are on while Mike has the week off.   Josh has a Dream  Huge Giveaway (I Wake Up With...)  Coffee Shop Sins  Top 5 00's TV Star Hangs  Zach's Celebrity Run In  When the Pubs Reopen

Welcome back to Morning Wood. We're glad to see you.  On today's show: Mike's Got Shirts  Twitter Talk: Elon Musk Jr. and someone LOVES McDonalds  Billboard follow up and the MWA  Hide and Seek Championships  Cameo Value Rankings  Josh has a Hot Take  Music Festival Draft Winner 

Josh's Hot Take: Let me glow up. 

Last week we held an epic draft to see who could currate the ultiate Australian Music Festival.  Now, the people have voted. Only one can win.  Will it be Glastonperring, Coachelliberale, or Lollapaloozach?

We continue our quest to find the best value on cameo. The list is starting to beef up with some great contributions from you guys. 

There is nothing to be ashamed of when you lose to the best. 

We enroll our first students into the Morning 'Wood Academy.  The boys follow up Zach on his BIG promise. 

  How do we pronounce Elon Musk & Grimes' child?  Someone is a little too passionate about their McNuggets.

Welcome back to Morning Wood. We're glad to see you.  On today's show: Twitter Talk: Elon Musk Jr. and someone LOVES McDonalds  Billboard follow up and the MWA  Hide and Seek Championships  Cameo Value Rankings  Josh has a Hot Take  Music Festival Draft Winner 

Show opener  Twitter Talk: Space Jam 2 & Sicily is desperate Cameo: Which celebrity offers the best value?  Karma Police: Internal Victims Unit  Hot Take/Cold Take Morning Wood Academy  Australian Music Festival Draft  

With quarantine here to stay, music festivals might be gone for a while... So, in anticipation of Summer 2021, we've decided to fantasy draft 3 respective festivals to see who can book the best line up.  Rules:  Artist must be Australian  Once an artist is booked, they cannot sign with another festival  Would you rather go to 'Glastonperring', 'Burning Mike' or "Lolapoloozach'?

The Morning Wood Academy runs through some house keeping while Zach and Josh pitch their next big ideas. 

The best radio shows serve up hot takes, controversy and spicy opinions.  Now the best radio shows on Spotify do too.  

Josh calls the Karma Police in search of justice. 

Cameo allows us to get in touch with our favourite D-grade celebrities for a price.  But, which celeb offers the best value?  

LeBron James is hyping us for Space Jam, but are the Looney Tunes a worthy co-star? Sicily will pay you to visit... is it worth it?

Episode 5 Opener  Josh is over Tik Tok (After 3 weeks) Mike gives a weather report Zach is happy to be here 

If we're gonna be a radio show, we need phoners. Classic Phoners.  We put the call out to our listeners: Does tomato sauce belong in the fridge or the pantry? Embrace debate. 

Zooming Wood Twitter Talk  Belieber's Grown Up How's the Bullshit Classic phoner: Tomato Sauce - Fridge or Pantry?  Josh's Huge Interview 

Mike runs us through the prefect points from the week while Josh delivers a huge interview. 

Zach's been telling a white lie for years... 

Morning 'Wood 'Tik Tok Challenge'  How to spice up you Zoom chat (with Josh)  How not to spice up your zoom chat (with a toey Bieber Fan)   

Zach & Josh bring news from the twitter-sphere. Zach Efron's master bail  Dr. Oz burn 

The boys are back on... via zoom. Josh looks younger than ever.