Carter Fry and Matthew (Stacks) Schiffbauer are two friends with the same passion of creating films. Join them as they waste every Tuesday through idiotic conversation and absurd commentary of the topics you don't know, nor care about.
In episode 83 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about ADHD, Stacks' family roots, and COVID... because of course they do.
In episode 82 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys return for a bit and talk about what they missed. Who's Joe Biden?
In episode 81 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter secures a pre-order for the Xbox Series X while Stacks recovers from intense Olympic training.
In episode 80 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks is loud and stupid while Carter brings you to another dimension of existentialism and thought beyond bounds you never knew existed. Is this now? Or is this only then?
In episode 79 of Absolute Nonsense, TRAVIS SCOTT BURGERERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sicko mode man.
In episode 78 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter recalls the multiple near death experiences at a party he went to while Stacks talks about his CRAZY Uno adventure (you're not gonna want to miss THAT one.)
In episode 77 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter just came fresh off of playing the Call of Duty: Cold War trailer in Warzone while Stacks went mini golfing. How fun.
In episode 76 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about how Stacks is from a shit town and the newest trend on the internet, Fall Guys.
In episode 75 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter complains about his roommate's loud aggressive sex while Stacks asks him questions about different movie categories.
In episode 74 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys return for a third season and discuss all the crap that is going on in the world and alcohol is the cure for all of it. Also Stacks talks about the WWE again. Riveting.
In episode 73 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks gets angry at the Joker and all its nominations, and he also hates on Star Wars again.
In episode 72 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter finds himself with the lord while Stacks finds himself hating Disney.
In episode 71 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks crashes his mom's Chevy Sonic and stood up Carter in the process.
In episode 70 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys come together through the air and forget how to record a proper podcast behind them... there's always the second take.
In episode 69 of Absolute Nonsense, Matt Racks joins the boys again and brings the FUN totally not lying at all this is the funniest episode ever.
In episode 68 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks doesn't want to go on a cruise with Paul and Carter is upset at Ford.
In episode 67 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks ditches early because he's a terrible friend, while Carter begins to love life again.
In episode 66 of Absolute Nonsense, Gretchen joins the boy once again and doesn't bring the filter! It's just all gross... but interesting.
In episode 65 of Absolute Nonsense, the dogs mane like this podcast and shit on the floor.
In episode 64 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks recovers from his laryngitis while Carter's depression fades away... slowly.
In episode 63 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks has bronchitis so he ain't here. It's up to Carter to save the podcast from it's seemingly inevitable demise.
In episode 62 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks has a near death experience and Carter screams in Gettysburg.
In episode 61 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter discovers he isn't funny and Stacks talks about more movies.
In episode 60 of Absolute Nonsense with Carter and Stacks, the boys are sad again! Stacks has the suds, and Carter's love life is still going down the toilet. Anyway, that comedy for ya.
In episode 59 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter is excited for the Apple Keynote while Stacks is excited for wrestling.
In episode 58 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys cry about never finding love while they film some sports.
In episode 57 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about Disney+ and Stacks being super awkward.
In episode 56 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter talks about his new Apple Card while Stacks remembers grade school... AGAIN!
In episode 55 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter remembers his trip to Boston while Stacks, once again, is sad about his friendships.
In episode 54 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys have no clue what to talk about so have fun.
In episode 53 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about the SMP Live server and Mr. Rodgers.
In episode 52 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys prepare for the Battle of Area 51.
In episode 51 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about the SMP Live Minecraft server and Stranger Things season 3.Edit: This is Stacks speaking. There was lots of yelling.
Episode 50 of Absolute Nonsense features the boys and their ugly faces. With Gretchen barging in too for some reason.
In episode 49 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys answer the deep and mysterious question, "Why does love hurt?" Also, they talk about Connor and what he does of money.
In episode 48 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about the ongoing E3 press conferences and about Stacks' european trip.
In episode 47 of Absolute Nonsense, Connor joins the gang once again and participates in Stacks' Friend Show.
In episode 46 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks gets a speeding ticket because he's a bad boy.
In episode 45 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys remember the good ol' days of vanilla Minecraft and WWE.
In episode 44 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter tries to get Stacks to use the gender swap filter on Snapchat while they talk about James Charles and time travel.
In episode 43 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys argue about whether or not Sonic was purposely made to look awful in the new Sonic trailer.
In episode 42 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys completely spoil Avengers: Endgame so if you haven't seen it, don't listen to this shit.
In episode 41 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about Tesla's self driving cars and how Carter always drives like a dumbass when Connor is with him.
In episode 40 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter finally begins watching Game of Thrones while Stacks meets Micheal Phelps.
In episode 39 of Absolute Nonsense, its 69 degrees outside, the perfect temperature to talk about racism.
In episode 38 of Absolute Nonsense, Matt Racks joins the boys once again and indulges in the art of ASMR, along with conversation about how cringey Shaq is.
In episode 37 of Absolute Nonsense, Gretchen joins the boys again and immediately doesn't understand why people listen to this podcast.
In episode 36 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks talks about James leaving Cow Chop and wanting to leave LA. Meanwhile, Carter talks about how much he want to move TO LA.
In episode 35 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter tells each awful story from his trip to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Pawlie won't stop using the fuckin Juke.
In episode 34 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter and Stacks enter the realm of film and talk about how Spielberg peaked in the 90's.
In episode 33 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks complains about yet another award show while Carter prepares for his trip to Los Angeles.