Absolute Nonsense with Carter & Stacks

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Carter Fry and Matthew (Stacks) Schiffbauer are two friends with the same passion of creating films. Join them as they waste every Tuesday through idiotic conversation and absurd commentary of the topics you don't know, nor care about.

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  • Mar 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
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  • 83 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Absolute Nonsense with Carter & Stacks

Stacks is Puerto Rican

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 70:57


In episode 83 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about ADHD, Stacks' family roots, and COVID... because of course they do.

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Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 41:27


In episode 82 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys return for a bit and talk about what they missed. Who's Joe Biden?

Dave & Busters ROBS Stacks (Storytime)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 37:25


In episode 81 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter secures a pre-order for the Xbox Series X while Stacks recovers from intense Olympic training.

Late Night Intoxication (Stacks is 21 its fine)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 44:49


In episode 80 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks is loud and stupid while Carter brings you to another dimension of existentialism and thought beyond bounds you never knew existed. Is this now? Or is this only then?

Kaufman Films are AMAZING

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 44:49


In episode 79 of Absolute Nonsense, TRAVIS SCOTT BURGERERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sicko mode man.

The Wild Night of Death

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 42:52


In episode 78 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter recalls the multiple near death experiences at a party he went to while Stacks talks about his CRAZY Uno adventure (you're not gonna want to miss THAT one.)

Reagan is Back Baby!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 42:09


In episode 77 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter just came fresh off of playing the Call of Duty: Cold War trailer in Warzone while Stacks went mini golfing. How fun.

Stacks Is From a Dumpster Town

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 42:09


In episode 76 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about how Stacks is from a shit town and the newest trend on the internet, Fall Guys.

The Movie Debate

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 56:33


In episode 75 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter complains about his roommate's loud aggressive sex while Stacks asks him questions about different movie categories.

Tequila: The Cure for COVID

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 42:09


In episode 74 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys return for a third season and discuss all the crap that is going on in the world and alcohol is the cure for all of it. Also Stacks talks about the WWE again. Riveting.

Stacks Gets Pissed At Awards AGAIN

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 38:23


In episode 73 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks gets angry at the Joker and all its nominations, and he also hates on Star Wars again.

Follow Your Heart w/ God

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 43:37


In episode 72 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter finds himself with the lord while Stacks finds himself hating Disney.

Driving Isn't Stacks' Specialty

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 40:47


In episode 71 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks crashes his mom's Chevy Sonic and stood up Carter in the process.

New Apartment, New Quality Standards

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 17:15


In episode 70 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys come together through the air and forget how to record a proper podcast behind them... there's always the second take.

Ahaha The Sex Number (feat. Matt Racks)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 42:00


In episode 69 of Absolute Nonsense, Matt Racks joins the boys again and brings the FUN totally not lying at all this is the funniest episode ever.

Ford Ruined the Mustang

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 41:48


In episode 68 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks doesn't want to go on a cruise with Paul and Carter is upset at Ford.

Carter Has An Alpaca Now

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 37:10


In episode 67 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks ditches early because he's a terrible friend, while Carter begins to love life again.

Blood Like a Kubrick Film (feat. Gretchen Fry)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 41:36


In episode 66 of Absolute Nonsense, Gretchen joins the boy once again and doesn't bring the filter! It's just all gross... but interesting.

Let's Cuddle?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 39:27


In episode 65 of Absolute Nonsense, the dogs mane like this podcast and shit on the floor.

Joking Bad

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 46:34


In episode 64 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks recovers from his laryngitis while Carter's depression fades away... slowly.

Alone In My Home by Jack White

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019 42:46


In episode 63 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks has bronchitis so he ain't here. It's up to Carter to save the podcast from it's seemingly inevitable demise.

It's Spooky SZN

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 41:37


In episode 62 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks has a near death experience and Carter screams in Gettysburg.

Not Funny, Didn't Laugh

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 43:08


In episode 61 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter discovers he isn't funny and Stacks talks about more movies.

Suds: The Silent STD

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 42:57


In episode 60 of Absolute Nonsense with Carter and Stacks, the boys are sad again! Stacks has the suds, and Carter's love life is still going down the toilet. Anyway, that comedy for ya.

A Lil Bit of the Bubbly

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 41:52


In episode 59 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter is excited for the Apple Keynote while Stacks is excited for wrestling.

Hello Tinder I'm Here to Cry!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 43:39


In episode 58 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys cry about never finding love while they film some sports.

Cash Grab: The Movie

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 50:34


In episode 57 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about Disney+ and Stacks being super awkward.

Apple Card Cringe

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 40:57


In episode 56 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter talks about his new Apple Card while Stacks remembers grade school... AGAIN!

LETS GO RED SOX LETS GO

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 43:57


In episode 55 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter remembers his trip to Boston while Stacks, once again, is sad about his friendships.

The Boring Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 42:42


In episode 54 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys have no clue what to talk about so have fun.

Won't You Be Our Neighbor?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 41:58


In episode 53 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about the SMP Live server and Mr. Rodgers.

Naruto Running Into Your DMs

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2019 43:38


In episode 52 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys prepare for the Battle of Area 51.

Have YOU Donated Today?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 44:16


In episode 51 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about the SMP Live Minecraft server and Stranger Things season 3.Edit: This is Stacks speaking. There was lots of yelling.

50 EPISODES!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 32:33


Episode 50 of Absolute Nonsense features the boys and their ugly faces. With Gretchen barging in too for some reason.

Why Does Love Hurt?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 44:29


In episode 49 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys answer the deep and mysterious question, "Why does love hurt?" Also, they talk about Connor and what he does of money.

Gettin' Drunk in the EU

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 58:56


In episode 48 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about the ongoing E3 press conferences and about Stacks' european trip.

Absolute Nonsense Game Show (feat. Connor Kaiser)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 50:17


In episode 47 of Absolute Nonsense, Connor joins the gang once again and participates in Stacks' Friend Show.

Pew News But With Our Own Opinion

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 45:52


In episode 46 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks gets a speeding ticket because he's a bad boy.

This Is All a Minecraft Simulation

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 46:38


In episode 45 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys remember the good ol' days of vanilla Minecraft and WWE.

Time Traveling Isn't Real Kids

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 54:55


In episode 44 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter tries to get Stacks to use the gender swap filter on Snapchat while they talk about James Charles and time travel.

Gotta Go Fast, Gotta Eat Ass

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 52:11


In episode 43 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys argue about whether or not Sonic was purposely made to look awful in the new Sonic trailer.

We're In The Endgame Now

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 63:48


In episode 42 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys completely spoil Avengers: Endgame so if you haven't seen it, don't listen to this shit.

Almost Dieing with Connor

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 40:02


In episode 41 of Absolute Nonsense, the boys talk about Tesla's self driving cars and how Carter always drives like a dumbass when Connor is with him.

Winter is Coming

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 44:34


In episode 40 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter finally begins watching Game of Thrones while Stacks meets Micheal Phelps.

69 Degrees

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 49:48


In episode 39 of Absolute Nonsense, its 69 degrees outside, the perfect temperature to talk about racism.

An ASMR Journey (feat. Matt Racks)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 52:28


In episode 38 of Absolute Nonsense, Matt Racks joins the boys once again and indulges in the art of ASMR, along with conversation about how cringey Shaq is.

The Apple Debate (feat. Gretchen Fry)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 20:27


In episode 37 of Absolute Nonsense, Gretchen joins the boys again and immediately doesn't understand why people listen to this podcast.

Everybody's Moving

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 41:56


In episode 36 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks talks about James leaving Cow Chop and wanting to leave LA. Meanwhile, Carter talks about how much he want to move TO LA.

L.A. Confidential

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 44:00


In episode 35 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter tells each awful story from his trip to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Pawlie won't stop using the fuckin Juke.

Stacks' Wet Dream

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 32:00


In episode 34 of Absolute Nonsense, Carter and Stacks enter the realm of film and talk about how Spielberg peaked in the 90's.

Awards Season is Over

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 43:23


In episode 33 of Absolute Nonsense, Stacks complains about yet another award show while Carter prepares for his trip to Los Angeles.

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